Rating:: PG
House:: Riddikulus
Genres:: Humor
Era:: Multiple Eras
Stats:: Published: 10/13/2002

Updated: 12/28/2002

Words: 4,845

Chapters: 7

Hits: 2,203

A Tale Of Absolutely No Plot Whatsoever

Squeaky

Story Summary:: What could possibly be called a sequel to A Tale Of Little Plot. You don't have to read that first. This one makes even less sense, and, as the title suggests, has no plot. At all. There may be smidgens of a plot at some point, but they tend to get forgotten about.

Chapter 07

Chapter Summary:: Eh... it's the same as for the others...

Posted:: 12/28/2002

Hits:: 234

Author's Note:: God, I am dragging this out aren't I? *shrugs* Well, anyway, Here we are. I left off with Ron complaining about not having been able to read out all his letter to Voldemort - *Ron sticks his head in and goes 'Eep!'* Gah. *thwaps Ron with her umbrella* It's getting old now, OK? *Ron cringes and says 'sorry'* And so you should be. On with the fic.

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Ron: ANYWAY... [glowers at Hermione] I'll read mine now. [clears his throat]
Dear You-Know-Who (whose name I have written but refuse to speak out loud) -

Harry: You wrote that bit as well?

Ron: NO! Can you all just shut up and let me read my letter??

Harry: Ok, ok. Sorry.

Ron: Right. Anyway. Dear You-Know-Who,
I think you are nasty, evil and responsible for the deaths of thousands.

Hermione: That's not an opinion, that's a FACT.

Draco: Depends on your point of view.

Hermione: Well, he is nasty, right?

Draco: To my knowledge.

Hermione: What do you mean, 'to my knowledge'? I'm SURE you've seen him!

Draco: If I had that would imply I had evil, dark wizardly connections.

Hermione: But you DO!

Harry and Ron nod fervently.

Draco: How do YOU know?

Hermione: Numerous reasons.

Draco: EXAMPLE?

Harry: [counts on fingers] In second year, you kept shouting about how 'mudbloods' should be got rid of, and your dad gave Ron's sister an evil possessed diary -

Draco: I didn't know about that...

Harry: It's still a connection.

Draco shrugs.

Harry: ANYWAY... in fourth year your dad participated in a 'Fun Death Eater Let's Go Torment Muggles Get-together' and attended the ressurection of the Dark Lord.

Draco: How do YOU know?

Harry: Because I was there.

Draco: [jumps up and points at Harry] Death Eater!

Harry: [sighs despairingly] I was there because the Dark Lord required my blood to be restored to full strength.

Draco: Exactly! If you didn't want him to be ressurected, why did you go??

Harry: I was taken there against my will due to a cunning evil plot.

Draco: See? If I WAS evil, I'd KNOW these things!

Harry: People might not tell you.

Draco: Evidently they don't.

Ron: Maybe he's evil, but not worthy of proper minion knowledge.

Draco: What? Not WORTHY?

Ron: I mean, you're a schoolkid.

Draco: *glare-ity glare*

Hermione: This isn't doing much for your "I'm not evil, really I'm not!!" argument, Malfoy.

Draco: Can we start again?

Ron: I still haven't got to read my letter.

Draco: [waves his hand dismissively] Oh, we've all forgotten about that now.

Ron glares at Draco, then retreats into his corner.

Draco: [smiles to himself] Weasley is SO easy to annoy.

Harry: That wasn't very nice, Malfoy.

Draco: Of course it wasn't. That's what you're currently trying to argue. That I'm not very nice.

Harry: Oh yeah.

Draco laughs. Hermione and Harry glare at him. Ron sulks in his corner.

Hermione: Wait, but you were trying to argue AGAINST that.

Draco: No, I was arguing that I have no dark-wizardy connection type thingies.

Hermione: And we were arguing that you DID, not that you weren't very nice.

Draco: Surely having dark-wizardy connections would mean I wasn't very nice anyway?

Hermione: Oh. Yes.

Draco: Hah.

Nobody can think of anything at all to say. They all sit there, saying nothing. Because none of them can think of anything at all to say.