Rating:
PG
House:
Riddikulus
Genres:
Humor
Era:
Multiple Eras
Spoilers:
Goblet of Fire
Stats:
Published: 08/11/2004
Updated: 08/16/2004
Words: 1,633
Chapters: 3
Hits: 1,268

The Very Secret Diaries Of...

Siriously Black

Story Summary:
These are the secret diaries of some of our favorite Goblet of Fire characters, recounting their time at Hogwarts up until the First Task. It is a slight parody of GOF and Bridget Jones.

Chapter 02

Posted:
08/14/2004
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356


Ronald Weasley's Very Secret Journal

1 September

-On the train- Back to Hogwarts, and back to being in the spotlight. It normally doesn't bother me, but having five older brothers who always do better than you at everything, and having Harry Potter as your best mate, can be a bit difficult. But I don't want them to know that it gets to me.

-Later, before bed-

Wicked, bloody wicked. Dumbledore managed to reinstate the Triwizard Tournament! Fred and George reckon they can find a way around Dumbledore's age restriction (you have to be 17!) If they find something, I think I'll go in for it. Why not, right? Maybe get the spotlight for a change...

2 September

Best moment of my life...Moody turned Malfoy into a ferret and bounced him along a hall. The bloody git deserved it.

10 September

This place is overrun with gits! First Malfoy, now Snape...I just can't away from them!

22 September

Today is Hermione's birthday. Bought her a box of Sugar Quills. I'm not quite why, though, as she always takes notes...Thank goodness for that, or I'd never get through my lessons.

1 October

Hogsmeade weekend coming up soon. Hermione thinks we should stay here and do homework... I don't know how she does it!

30 October

Bloody lessons take up too much of my time. I have no time to do anything else, like read about the Cannons, or play Gobstones.

Later That Same Day

I do not believe it. VIKTOR KRUM IS HERE. He's one of the delegates from Durmstrang. I had no idea he was still in school! I wonder if I should ask him for his autograph...

31 October

I don't know what Harry's playing at, but if he attracts any more attention, his ego will inflate and he will float out of the castle like his Aunt Marge. As if he needed to put his name in the Goblet of Fire.

I wonder how he did it, though...

18 November

I'm very glad the Christmas holidays are soon. I'm tired of all these lessons, all the Triwizard talk. Hermione's taken to spending lunchtime with Harry in the libraries. See if I need those two. I have much more fun with Fred, George and Lee.

22 November

I tried to talk to Harry today. Instead he blew up at me, and chucked a "Potter Stinks" pin at my forehead. He thinks I'm jealous of his scar. Yeah, right.

I do miss him.

Wait, what am I saying? No, I don't! He chucked something at my face! Well, if he wants to be immature like that, I can, too! Right?

26 November

The First Task is tomorrow. I hope Harry gets out all right. I'm starting to believe him, but it's difficult, as he seems to enjoy the attention so much.

27 November

Watching Harry during the task convinced me. He didn't put his name in the Goblet. After all, how could anybody in their right mind actually want to battle a dragon?

Harry did a brilliant job, though. He Summoned his Firebolt and it was just great. He actually forgave me, too. So I have my best mate back and everything is back to normal.