Rating:
PG-13
House:
Schnoogle
Characters:
Draco Malfoy Hermione Granger Seamus Finnigan
Genres:
Romance Humor
Era:
Multiple Eras
Spoilers:
Philosopher's Stone Chamber of Secrets Prizoner of Azkaban
Stats:
Published: 05/19/2002
Updated: 08/25/2004
Words: 93,453
Chapters: 12
Hits: 28,417

The Plays The Thing

Shakespearechick

Story Summary:
Hogwarts is in need of more drama (!?), so Professor Trelawney decides to put on a play: Shakespeare’s Much Ado About Nothing. The idea seems benign enough, casting obvious and the process straightforward until comedy, jealousy and hijinks ensue as well as everyone being cast against type… or are they?

Chapter 01
05/19/2002

Hogwarts is in need of more drama (!?), so Professor Trelawney decides to put on a play: Shakespeare’s

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Chapter 02
06/01/2002

Hogwarts is in need of more drama (!?), so Professor Trelawney decides to put on a play: Shakespeare’s Much Ado About Nothing. The idea seems benign enough, casting obvious and the process straightforward until comedy, jealousy and hijinks ensue as well as everyone being cast against type… or are they?

Words: 12,243
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Chapter 03
07/31/2002

Hogwarts is in need of more drama (!?), so Professor Trelawney decides to put on a play: Shakespeare’s Much Ado About Nothing. The idea seems benign enough, casting obvious and the process straightforward until comedy, jealousy and hijinks ensue as well as everyone being cast against type… or are they?

Words: 8,029
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Chapter 04
08/09/2002

Hogwarts is in need of more drama (!?), so Professor Trelawney decides to put on a play: Shakespeare’s "Much Ado About Nothing". The idea seems benign enough, casting obvious and the process straightforward until comedy, jealousy and hijinks ensue as well as everyone being cast against type… or are they?

Words: 6,511
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Chapter 05
11/12/2002

Hermione tries to puzzle out what Malfoy's reasons were for giving her the book; a game of Quidditch is played and Hermione gets an idea. An awful idea. She gets a wonderful, awful idea...

Words: 8,570
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Chapter 06
12/16/2002

The double rehearsal. Ron plays the baddie. Seamus gets melodramatic. Hermione exchanges wit with Malfoy… as Beatrice and Benedick, of course…

Words: 8,205
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Chapter 07
12/16/2002

The trip to Hogsmeade. Hermione spends some time with Harry and Ron before dashing off to meet Malfoy. And in the end…

Words: 8,144
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Chapter 08
04/28/2003

Everyone finds out who Hermione

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Chapter 09
05/27/2003

A chapter chock full of witty and sarcastic dialogue between our hero and heroine. ;) In other words, Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger attempt to rehearse a scene. On their own.

Words: 6,265
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Chapter 10
06/16/2003

What is Ron going to say to Hermione? What is Malfoy going to say when he hears about this rehearsal? And how about this Arithmancy project...?

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Chapter 11
04/25/2004

Finally. Draco Malfoy arrives with Hermione Granger for the rehearsal in the Gryffindor common room...

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Chapter 12
08/25/2004

The play practices continue, and Hermione finds herself back in a library back room with Malfoy.

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