Life as I Knew It

Raisin Girl

Story Summary:
Pansy Parkinson returns to school for her seventh year to find that everything has changed. The most jarring difference is the existence of Moonshyne Riddle, the new saviour of the wizarding world. Part parody, part AU.

Chapter 01
08/22/2007

Pansy Parkinson returns to school for her seventh year to find that everything has changed. The most jarring difference is the existence of Moonshyne Riddle, the new saviour of the wizarding world. Part parody, part AU.

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Pansy Parkinson returns to school for her seventh year to find that everything has changed. The most jarring difference is the existence of Moonshyne Riddle, the new saviour of the wizarding world. Part parody, part AU.

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Pansy Parkinson returns to school for her seventh year to find that everything has changed. The most jarring difference is the existence of Moonshyne Riddle, the new saviour of the wizarding world. Part parody, part AU.

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Pansy Parkinson returns to school for her seventh year to find that everything has changed. The most jarring difference is the existence of Moonshyne Riddle, the new saviour of the wizarding world. Part parody, part AU.

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Pansy meets Professor Snape, who has the biggest transformation of all.

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Everything thus far in the conversation confirmed that the world Pansy remembered was the true world, the world as it should be. The headmaster had said that something was wrong. This wasn't just an alternate reality; this reality was wrong.

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Pansy Parkinson returns to school for her seventh year to find that everything has changed. The most jarring difference is the existence of Moonshyne Riddle, the new saviour of the wizarding world. Part parody, part AU.

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It was odd for Pansy to realize that the only people who knew her were sitting at the Gryffindor table. That was no matter, though; she was a Slytherin, as she always had been. She would just have to make friends with her classmates all over again.

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Pansy caught Moonshyne staring at her. Actually, it would be more accurate to say that Moonshyne was coolly appraising her. It did not take a genius to figure out that now Moonshyne was the alpha female, and for that reason it made sense that she would evaluate Pansy in this way. As the previous alpha female, Pansy would have done the same. Still, she hoped that Moonshyne had an inkling of who she was and saw her as a threat.

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Pansy was actually eager to get Draco alone so that she could discover the extent of his change in personality. She rather hoped the poetry bit was an exaggeration on Ginny's part.

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Pansy meets the two transfer who remain at Hogwarts, and she learns where they came from.

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All alone, in the utter quietness of her room, Pansy realized for the first time that she had no idea what she was supposed to do to fix the world. She was full of big plans and great hope, but what was she supposed to do with any of that?

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Pansy was grateful for any insight that Zahara could give her. She did not quite understand who Zahara and Melpomene were in the grand scheme of things, but they did have some kind of unique perspective that Zahara was willing to share with her. Of all the friendships Pansy could cultivate here, Zahara's would probably be the most beneficial.

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Over the course of the class, Pansy realized why Zahara would rather be taught by a hag. It was only the first day of class, but the things Professor d'Homme was going over were so basic that any N.E.W.T. level student would feel insulted. For the most part, he spoke to them as if they were third years, although occasionally Pansy got the feeling that the professor was flirting with certain female students.

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The closer Blaise got, the worse he looked. In fact, he was a couple pigments and a haircut away from looking like a white girl.

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The kiss took Pansy completely by surprise, although from the way Draco had been looking at her, she figured it should not have.

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It had not occurred to Pansy that after remembering, Dumbledore could forget again. She tried to think of a way to broach the subject in such a way that he would be able to remember on his own, as he had before.

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"This isn't easy for me Pansy. I kinda know what happened here." Daphne reveals some of what she knows.

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Pansy Parkinson returns to school for her seventh year to find that everything has changed. The most jarring difference is the existence of Moonshyne Riddle, the new saviour of the wizarding world. Part parody, part AU.

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Pansy Parkinson returns to school for her seventh year to find that everything has changed. The most jarring difference is the existence of Moonshyne Riddle, the new saviour of the wizarding world. Part parody, part AU.

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Chapter 21 - Helena
01/17/2008

Pansy Parkinson returns to school for her seventh year to find that everything has changed. The most jarring difference is the existence of Moonshyne Riddle, the new saviour of the wizarding world. Part parody, part AU.

Words: 986
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Pansy Parkinson returns to school for her seventh year to find that everything has changed. The most jarring difference is the existence of Moonshyne Riddle, the new saviour of the wizarding world. Part parody, part AU.

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Pansy realizes there is someone else who might have answers about what has happened to the world she knew.

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Chapter 24
02/21/2008

Pansy Parkinson returns to school for her seventh year to find that everything has changed. The most jarring difference is the existence of Moonshyne Riddle, the new saviour of the wizarding world. Part parody, part AU.

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Pansy Parkinson returns to school for her seventh year to find that everything has changed. The most jarring difference is the existence of Moonshyne Riddle, the new saviour of the wizarding world. Part parody, part AU.

Words: 993
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Pansy Parkinson returns to school for her seventh year to find that everything has changed. The most jarring difference is the existence of Moonshyne Riddle, the new saviour of the wizarding world. Part parody, part AU.

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Pansy Parkinson returns to school for her seventh year to find that everything has changed. The most jarring difference is the existence of Moonshyne Riddle, the new saviour of the wizarding world. Part parody, part AU.

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Pansy Parkinson returns to school for her seventh year to find that everything has changed. The most jarring difference is the existence of Moonshyne Riddle, the new saviour of the wizarding world. Part parody, part AU.

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Pansy Parkinson returns to school for her seventh year to find that everything has changed. The most jarring difference is the existence of Moonshyne Riddle, the new saviour of the wizarding world. Part parody, part AU.

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Pansy Parkinson returns to school for her seventh year to find that everything has changed. The most jarring difference is the existence of Moonshyne Riddle, the new saviour of the wizarding world. Part parody, part AU.

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Pansy Parkinson returns to school for her seventh year to find that everything has changed. The most jarring difference is the existence of Moonshyne Riddle, the new saviour of the wizarding world. Part parody, part AU.

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Pansy Parkinson returns to school for her seventh year to find that everything has changed. The most jarring difference is the existence of Moonshyne Riddle, the new saviour of the wizarding world. Part parody, part AU.

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Pansy Parkinson returns to school for her seventh year to find that everything has changed. The most jarring difference is the existence of Moonshyne Riddle, the new saviour of the wizarding world. Part parody, part AU.

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