Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince

Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Fanfic
Potter47

NOTE:
CHAPTER NINE WAS TOO DIFFICULT.
PLEASE PROCEED TO CHAPTER TEN.

(Or, you can read these lyrics kindly provided by the classic-wizard-rock phenomenon, The Skeaters.)
She Loves You

She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah
She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah
She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

She saved you with her love,
On that October day.
It's you she's thinking of
And she told me what to say.
She says she loves you
And you know that she's not gone...
Yes, she loves you
She's simply just beyond...

She said, if you were killed
That she would have lost her mind.
But now your heart's unfilled,
You are the hurting kind.
She says she loves you
And you know that she's not gone...
Yes, she loves you
She's simply just beyond...

She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah
She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah
And with a love like that
You-Know-Who sure is mad.

And now it's up to you,
No one said it was fair,
You must fight You-Know-Who
Make it up to her...
Because she loves you
And you know that she's not gone...
Yes, she loves you
She's simply just beyond...

She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah
She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah
And with a love like that
You-Know-Who sure is mad.

Can't Buy Me Book Six (Can't Buy Me Love)

Can't buy me book six, book six,
Can't buy me book six

I'd buy you Half-Blood Prince, my friend, if it makes you feel all right
I'd buy you Half-Blood Prince, my friend, if it came out tonight
Cause I don't care too much for money,
Money can't buy me book six

I'll read you all HBPPs, if you say you'll read it too
It may not be a lot to read, but what it is I'll read to you

I don't care too much for money,
Money can't buy me book six
Can't buy me book six
Everybody tells me so
Can't buy me book six
No, no, no, no!

Say you don't need the Half-Blood Prince, and I'll be satisfied,
That'll be one less HP thing, that I will have to buy,
I don't care too much for money,
Money can't buy me book six

Buy me book six,
Everybody tells me so
Can't buy me book six
No, no, no, no!

Say you don't need the Half-Blood Prince, and I'll be satisfied,
That'll be one less HP thing, that I will have to buy,
I don't care too much for money,
Money can't buy me book six

Buy me book six, book six,
Can't buy me book six

A Half-Blood Prince's Night (A Hard Day's Night)

It's been a Half-Blood Prince's night,
Hinkypunks lead me into bogs.
It's been a Half-Blood Prince's night,
And bowtruckles look like logs,

But when I get HBP, I'll find the things I can read, and I'll stay up all night
You know I'll read all day, to get to know who's the HBP,
And it's worth it just to hear JK: "The Half-Blood Prince is..." anything.

So why on earth should I sleep?
Cause when I get HBP, I'm gonna read all day

When I read, everything seems to be right,
When I read, gripping an HP book tight, tight yeah

It's been a Half-Blood Prince's night,
Hinkypunks lead me into bogs.
It's been a Half-Blood Prince's night,
And bowtruckles look like logs,

But when I get HBP, I'll find the things I can read, and I'll stay up all night

So why on earth should I sleep?
Cause when I get HBP, I'm gonna read all day

When I read, everything seems to be right,
When I read, gripping an HP book tight, tight yeah

It's been a Half-Blood Prince's night,
Hinkypunks lead me into bogs.
It's been a Half-Blood Prince's night,
And bowtruckles look like logs,

But when I get HBP, I'll find the things I can read, and I'll stay up all night
You know I'll read all night
You know I'll read all night

Eight Days a Week

Ooh, I need more time, yeah
Guess you know it's true
You don't need so much time,
Well just lucky you.
Ti-hime-turner, Ti-hime-turner
Ain't got nothing but work, yeah
Eight days a week

I work everyday, yeah
Always on my mind
One thing I can say, yeah
I just need more time
Ti-hime-turner, Ti-hime-turner
Ain't got nothing but work, yeah
Eight days a week

Eight days a week
I work through...
Eight days a week
Is not enough for all my work

Ooh, I need more time, yeah
Guess you know it's true
You don't need so much time,
Well just lucky you.
Ti-hime-turner, Ti-hime-turner
Ain't got nothing but work, yeah
Eight days a week

Eight days a week
I work through...
Eight days a week
Is not enough for all my work

I work everyday, yeah
Always on my mind
One thing I can say, yeah
I just need more time
Ti-hime-turner, Ti-hime-turner
Ain't got nothing but work, yeah
Eight days a week
Eight days a week
Eight days a week
Eight days a week

Dog Ripper (Day Tripper)

Got a good reason for taking the easy way out
Got a good reason for taking the easy way out now
She has a dog Ripper, one sharp puppy, yeah
It took me so long to climb down, and I climbed down

He's a good chaser, he chased me half the way there
He's a good chaser, he chased me half the way there, now
She has a dog Ripper, one sharp puppy, yeah
It took me so long to climb down, and I climbed down

Tried to please her, I only blew up her hands
Tried to please her, didn't just blow up her hands, now
She has a dog Ripper, one sharp puppy, yeah
It took me so long to climb down, and I climbed down

Dog Ripper
Dog Ripper yeah
Dog Ripper
Dog Ripper yeah
Dog Ripper

Fanfiction Writer (Paperback Writer)

Fanfiction writer,
Fanfiction writer, writer...

Dear online reader would you read my fic?
It took me weeks to write, will you take a click?
It's based on a series by a lady named Jo,
And I need reviews, so I want to be a fanfiction writer,
fanfiction writer!

It's a dirty story, of a Potions Master,
his skin is pale, much like alabaster
And he's also working for the Phoenix's Order,
It's a steady job, but he wants to be a potions text writer,
potions text writer!

It's a thousand pages, give or take a few,
I'll be posting more, in a week or two,
I can make it longer, if you like the style,
I can change it round, and I want to be a fanfiction writer,
Fanfiction writer!

If you really like it please leave reviews,
I'd prefer one every chapter or two,
If you don't enjoy it you can send me flames,
But I need reviews, and I want to be a fanfiction writer,
Fanfiction writer!

Fanfiction writer,
Fanfiction writer, writer...

Fanfiction writer,
Fanfiction writer...

Fanfiction writer,
Fanfiction writer...

Fanfiction writer,
Fanfiction writer...

Fanfiction writer,
Fanfiction writer...

Privet Drive (Penny Lane)

In Privet Drive there is a father showing photographs
Of every word his son happens to know
And all the people that come and go
Stop and say hello

On the corner is a play-park with a swing set
The little children bullied right behind its back
And the bullies are never hit back
It's always the same, never strange

Privet Drive is in my ears and in my eyes
There beneath the blue suburban skies
I sit, and meanwhile back

In Privet Drive there is a housewife with a howler
And on her face, an expression quite green
She likes to keep her coffee-maker clean
It's a clean machine

Privet Drive is in my ears and in my eyes
A score of owls go flying by
In summer, meanwhile back

In the cupboard under the stairs, of number 4,
A little boy is dreaming very far away
And though he feels as if he's in a play
He is anyway

In Privet Drive the father drills another customer
We see the housewife sitting waiting to but in
And then the little boy rushes in
It's always the same, never strange

Privet Drive is in my ears and in my eyes
There beneath the blue suburban skies
I sit, and meanwhile back
Privet Drive is in my ears and in my eyes
There beneath the blue suburban skies
Privet Drive

Lady Minerva (Lady Madonna)

Lady Minerva, children at your feet
Being head of Gryffindor's quite a feat.
Who would teach the children if you were gone?
Don't you think Hermione would kill Ron?

Friday night arrives--no eating good birds
Sunday morning creeping like a nun
Monday's child has forgotten the password
See how they run

Lady Minerva, prankster at your door
Wonders how you manage to live anymore
Pa pa pa pa...
See how they run

Lady Minerva lying on the bed
Think about the catnip under the bedspread...

Tuesday afternoon is never-ending
Wednesday morning papers didn't come
Thursday night your quizzes needed grading...
See how they run

Lady Minerva, children at your feet
Being head of Gryffindor's quite a feat.

Hey Jo (Hey Jude)

Hey, Jo,
Don't make it bad,
Take a sad story...make it better.

Remember to let Ginny into his heart,
Then he can start, to make it better.

Hey Jo,
Don't be afraid,
He was made to
Go out and get her.

The minute, you let her under his skin,
then he begins, to make it better.

And any time he feels the pain,
Hey Jo, refrain, don't carry the world upon his shoulders.

For well you know that it's a fool,
that writes to be cool.
That makes the world, a little colder.

Na na na na na, na na na na....

Hey Jo,
Don't let me down.
He has found her,
Now let him get her.

Remember to let Ginny into his heart,
Then he can start, to make it better.

So let it out, and let it in,
Hey Jo, begin,
He's waiting for someone
to confide in.

And don't you know that it's just you,
Hey Jo, you do,
the words that you need, are by your shoulder.

Na na na na na, na na na na....yeah,
Hey Jo,
Don't make it bad,
Take a sad story...make it better.

Remember to let her under his skin,
Then he begins, to make it better, better, better, better, better...oh, yeah.

Na...na, na, nananana, nananana
Hey Jo

Na...na, na, nananana, nananana
Hey Jo

Na...na, na, nananana, nananana
Hey Jo

Na...na, na, nananana, nananana
Hey Jo

Na...na, na, nananana, nananana
Hey Jo

Na...na, na, nananana, nananana
Hey Jo

Na...na, na, nananana, nananana
Hey Jo

Na...na, na, nananana, nananana
Hey Jo

Na...na, na, nananana, nananana
Hey Jo

Na...na, na, nananana, nananana
Hey Jo

Na...na, na, nananana, nananana
Hey Jo

Na...na, na, nananana, nananana
Hey Jo

Na...na, na, nananana, nananana
Hey Jo

Na...na, na, nananana, nananana
Hey Jo

Na...na, na, nananana, nananana
Hey Jo

Na...na, na, nananana, nananana
Hey Jo

Na...na, na, nananana, nananana
Hey Jo

HBP (Let it Be)

When we find ourselves in times of trouble,
J.K. Rowling posts to we,
Speaking words of wisdom, "HBP."

And by the Pillar of Storgé,
She put it how it was supposed to be,
Speaking words of wisdom, "HBP."

HBP, HBP, HBP, HBP,
Whisper words of wisdom, "HBP."

And when the broken-hearted readers,
Hear the "Pillar of Storgé,"
There will be an answer,
HBP.

For though they are misguided,
There is still a chance that they will see,
There will be an answer,
"HBP."

HBP, HBP, HBP, HBP,
Yeah there will be an answer, "HBP."

HBP, HBP, HBP, HBP,
Whisper words of wisdom, "HBP."

HBP, HBP, HBP, HBP,
Whisper words of wisdom, "HBP."

And when the bookstore's crowded,
There is still a book, I wish to read,
Wish until tomorrow,
HBP

I wake up to the news of Mugglenet,
J.K. Rowling posts to we,
Speaking words of wisdom,
"HBP."

HBP, HBP, HBP, HBP,
There will be an answer, "HBP."

HBP, HBP, HBP, HBP,
Whisper words of wisdom, "HBP."

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Now, for the last time, please proceed to chapter ten.

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