Rating:
R
House:
Riddikulus
Characters:
Hermione Granger Other Magical Creature
Genres:
Humor Alternate Universe
Era:
The Harry Potter at Hogwarts Years
Stats:
Published: 06/13/2008
Updated: 08/23/2008
Words: 4,737
Chapters: 4
Hits: 1,208

Not On My Watch!

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Story Summary:
(Formerly known as Baby? What Baby?) Hermione Granger gives birth to a boy (she thinks). Some people know, but her friends do not. See her try to survive the absolute insanity and danger of Hogwarts with a baby to "take care of." Definitely not canon-compliant. CAUTION: This story contains language, crude humor, sexual references, and a crazy old man.
Chapter 01
06/13/2008

(Formerly known as Baby? What Baby?) Hermione Granger gives birth to a boy (she thinks). Some people know, but her friends do not. See her try to survive the absolute insanity and danger of Hogwarts with a baby to "take care of." Definitely not canon-compliant. CAUTION: This story contains language, crude humor, sexual references, and a crazy old man.

Words: 1,220
Hits: 620
Chapter 02 - Diagon Alley
06/15/2008

School supply shopping has never been portrayed in a weirder light. Just read it.

Words: 1,155
Hits: 332
Chapter 03 - Feast On This
08/20/2008

The Introductory Feast has never been this fun. We mean it.

Words: 934
Hits: 140
Chapter 04 - Drugs
08/23/2008

Hermione's drug dealer comes to see her. And Percy comes out.

Words: 1,428
Hits: 107