Silly Things That Might Happen

Someone's

Part 3/5

James and Sirius had been sitting behind the curtains on James's bed for an hour, staring at the object. It was mostly pink and scary looking. A Muggle might have said it looked like a dildo, but to teenage wizards it resembled a cucumber suffering from a deathly pink-inducing curse.

"Where did you say you found it?" James asked, poking the jelly-like surface which started to wiggle and buzz, causing him and Sirius to back off with super speed.

"It was just lying there under my bed," Sirius said, and crawled back to the bed still looking uncertainly at the cucumber.

"What is it? I have never seen anything like that," James said, wrinkling his nose and looking at Sirius who was still staring at the thing as though it was going to jump him any second.

"Maybe it's a sword! We could finally have that sword fight you have been talking about!" Sirius explained, grabbing the cucumber and pointing it at James who had got up from the bed, kneeled on all four next to his own and pulled out a wooden sword.

"Sir Padfoot, prepare to die!" James hollered, then tried to stab his friend.

"But, Sir Prongs, that is foul play. Prepare to be gutted," Sir Padfoot shrieked and pointed the pink devil towards Sir Prongs.

In the middle of the awesome battle, the pink thing started to roll in Sirius's hand making the buzzing noise again. Sirius was so disturbed by this that James got his chance to smack the cucumber onto the floor where it continued its merry way.

"Surrender, you worm, and I shall spare your life!" James shouted victoriously.

"Not fair. My sword was much shorter than yours," Sirius said, then chucked the loser sword onto his bed and sat down next to it.

"I don't think it's a sword, James," he said.

***

Two hours later, they still hadn't figured out the purpose of the rod. Suddenly, James jumped up from the bed, ran to the furthest corner with the pink thing and smacked it down towards the wooden floor.

"Hah!" he barked, and turned to smile at Sirius who was looking at him like he had gone mental. "I know what this is for! It's a cockroach killer. It totally crushed the cockroach that has been living here for weeks," James laughed, wiggling the bug-killer.

***

Two more hours later, they were again sitting on James's bed. One cockroach down and the rest of them hiding, the killer-stick had no purpose anymore.

"I need to use the loo," Sirius mumbled and marched to the tiny loo connected to their bedchamber.

"Oh man!" he shouted a minute later and came running back to the room.

"Peter has blocked the toilet again! I can't withhold long enough to run to the nearest one! Fuck! I will kill you, Wormtail!" the enraged boy shouted to the skies.

"Why don't you try to open it with this," James said and tossed the pink cucumber to him.

Sirius stared at the thing for a while then sprinted back the loo with it.

***

As Sirius lay in his bed the same evening, he couldn't get to sleep; there was something uncomfortable pressing his back. He tried to move and finally found a good position until something rolled between his arse cheeks and started to vibrate. His eyes opened wide and his breath shortened. 'What was this?' he wondered. He pushed his rear towards the thing and unexpectedly moaned.

He rose to sit on his bed so he could reach the thing and bring it to view. Chewing his lower lip, he wondered whether anyone would hear him if he just experimented a little.

Reaching his bedside table, he dug through the items and finally grabbed a tube of hand cream.

The first finger almost made him stop the experiment, but he had decided a long time ago that he wasn't a coward, so on he went and finally took the pink cucumber onto his right hand and started to push.

Some very enjoyable moments later, someone jumped on top of James and started to shake him awake.

"What is it, Sirius? I'm trying to sleep here," James mumbled, and pulled the thick cover over his head.

"I know what it is for, Prongs!" Sirius whispered and friskily ripped the cover off James who whined.

"Can't this wait until morning?" the sleepy boy asked and yawned.

"NO!" was the frantic answer.

"Fine then. What is it for?" James snapped, and sat next to Sirius.

"Let me show you," his friend said, and scooted closer to the still sleepy boy.

"Make it quick. I want my beauty sleep," James yawned again, staring at Sirius expectantly.

Sirius pushed James on his back and was starting to pull off his pyjamas bottoms when James' hands grabbed his.

"What are you doing?" he asked, trying to get his pyjamas back from Sirius' grip.

"Trust me," Sirius just said, and flipped the blue pyjamas on the floor.

Their eyes met and Sirius licked his lips nervously. He took a deep breath, spread James thighs and got a little closer to him.

A slick finger found its way into James who shuddered and tried to get away, but wasn't allowed to. The long finger poked deeper and deeper until another was added.

"W-what are you... oh Merlin what is that?" James tried to ask between taking gulps of air and pushing himself ashamedly down onto those fingers.

"Almost there," Sirius whispered, staring at his fingers which vanished from time to time inside his best friend.

The pink cucumber was finally placed on James's anus, and, with a final glance, Sirius started to push it in. James couldn't help arching his back as the invading object entered his loosened hole. Somewhere near his ear he could hear Sirius's voice telling him to bite his fist, so as not to make any noise.

And then it started to move inside of him, buzzing. Sirius was a fucking genius!

***

Morning came quickly. Peter was just about to leave for breakfast when his eyes caught something familiar near James's bed. His pink dildo! And he thought he had lost it!