Rating:
R
House:
Riddikulus
Characters:
Ginny Weasley
Genres:
Humor Romance
Era:
Multiple Eras
Spoilers:
Philosopher's Stone Chamber of Secrets Prizoner of Azkaban Goblet of Fire Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them
Stats:
Published: 02/19/2002
Updated: 09/24/2002
Words: 5,817
Chapters: 4
Hits: 14,772

Sex in the Village

Morrigan

Story Summary:
Based on "Sex in the City," we find out what happens in the sex lives of some of Hogwarts’ most notable students and faculty in a humorous way.

Chapter 02

Posted:
03/05/2002
Hits:
2,405
Author's Note:
Dedicated to my Veela friends, who inspired me in the first place, and my lovely beta Nicola, who worked so tirelessly to keep me in line. ;)

Ginny laid her hand on Draco's chest and panted. "That was truly one of your better efforts."

"Of course it was, Weasley. I can't have you telling all your Gryffindor pals that I suck in bed, now can I?" Draco leaned over and nipped at a still-erect pink nipple.

Ginny gave a little moan and ran her fingers through Draco's silver hair. "You're worried about what I might say about you?"

Draco made a face at her. "Of course not...I'm too happy right now to worry about anything."

"Oh Draco...I didn't know you enjoyed yourself THAT much..."

"Well..." Draco chuckled. "I did enjoy myself, but there are a few other things that I'm looking forward to..."

Ginny sat up, eyes gleaming expectantly. "Oooh, do tell me!"

"So sorry, my little red rose, but I'm afraid not. You may be one hell of a good lay, but you're still in Gryffindor."

Ginny scowled. "What does that have to do with anything?" Her features softened into a sassy little smile. "Well then, maybe I can persuade you..."

There was a slight hitch in Draco's breath as she lightly bit the base of his neck. "It's not going to work, you know." But he did nothing to stop Ginny as she licked her way down his torso, and stopped thinking altogether as she continued lavishing her considerable skills upon his willing flesh.

******

Hermione sighed and closed another book. She wasn't finding anything that sounded remotely like the curse cast on Seamus, and she didn't know what to tell Harry.

She suddenly felt a fluttering kiss on the back of her neck and smiled. "Ron..." she breathed.

Ron sat down next to her with a slightly pouty look on his face. "How'd you know it was me?"

"As if anyone else would start kissing my neck in the library!" Hermione grinned.

"Well...no one else had better try, anyway!" The redhead attempted to look ominous and Hermione giggled.

"So why were you looking for me?" Hermione asked. "I've been researching Harry and Seamus' problem -- Harry told you, right?"

Ron nodded. "He did tell me, but actually, I wanted to talk to you about something else."

"Oh?" Hermione replied. "What is it?"

Ron reached forward and took one of her hands in his own. His blue eyes were looking intently into her brown ones. "Hermione...you know that I...I love you..."

Hermione reached out with her other hand and stroked his freckled cheek. "Of course I do! And I love you as well."

Ron gulped. "Well, it's just that...I thought..." He paused, but his gaze never wavered, searching deeply into her. "I want to marry you."

Hermione stared at him. She hadn't known what to expect, but this definitely wasn't it.

"Ron - we're not even done with school yet!"

"I know, but it's our last year!" He continued excitedly: "We can plan to have the wedding over the summer after graduation. I thought maybe we could do it here, but I know girls tend to have specific ideas about wedding plans, so I wouldn't want to..." He stopped babbling for a moment. "So, what do you think?"

Hermione was speechless. She honestly couldn't recall this ever happening before, and didn't really know how to deal with it.

Panic crept into Ron's expression "Herm? You.. don't want to marry me?"

"Oh Ron!" Hermione finally found her voice. "It's just... Well, I'm just really surprised. I hadn't thought about getting married right out of school."

"Well, then maybe you should think about it. You don't need to say yes right away." Ron smiled.

Hermione smiled weakly. "Okay...I'll think about it."

*****

"WHAT?" Lavender shrieked. "How could you not have said yes!?!?"

"Keep your voice down!" Hermione hissed at her. The four girls were gathered in one corner of the Gryffindor common room. "I didn't say yes because...I'm just not sure! This is a huge decision!"

"You DO love Ron, don't you?" Parvati asked.

"Of course she does," drawled Ginny. "Who could possibly resist the Weasley charm?"

She looked pointedly to the other side of the room where Ron was sitting with Harry, Neville, Seamus and Dean. She couldn't quite tell what they were talking about, but considering the rude gestures her brother was making and the way the others were laughing, it was quite likely he was repeating one of Fred and George's obnoxious stories.

Hermione glanced over at Ron and smiled wistfully. He was so cute and so sweet..."Yes, I do love him. I just never considered getting married so soon. I know that I don't want to just settle down and have kids... I mean, I love your mum and your whole family, Ginny, but I can't see BEING her..."

"That's allright," Ginny replied. "I certainly can't see turning into my Mum. I truly don't know how she managed the seven of us. I think I would've killed one of the twins. I'm only their little sister and I certainly wanted to quite often."

Parvati laughed. "I think that anyone who's ever known Fred and George Weasley has wanted to throttle them at some point or another. I can't even begin the list the number of times I've wanted to toss Fred in the lake, but then, I think the three of you have heard about most of them. But anyway, Herm, what are you going to do about Ron?"

"Well, I told Ron I needed time to think," Hermione sighed. "And I do. I can see us being married, but I don't know that right after graduation is what I want. I'll just have to wait it out for the time being, to make sure I do the right thing. Besides, I'm more worried about Harry and Seamus right now..."

They all looked over at the boys. Harry had Ron on one side and Neville on the other, while Seamus sat across from them with Dean next to him. They were all laughing and joking, but the naked longing on two of the faces was obvious. Somehow, something needed to be done -- and fast.

*****

The next morning, Hermione, Lavender and Parvati were just beginning to enjoy their pumpkin pancakes when Ginny arrived -- with purple-streaked hair. The other girls stared.

"Ginny?" Lavender ventured. "Did you have an accident in Potions or something?"

"What? You mean my hair?" Ginny replied as she helped herself to some pancakes. "No -- I just cast a spell. I wanted my hair to match my lingerie for tonight."

Parvati groaned. "That's really more than I wanted to know...thank goodness you didn't match the carpet to the draperies." Parvati suddenly realized that this *was* Ginny she was talking about. "Oh god, you didn't, did you?"

Ginny just smirked at her.

Lavender looked confused. "Why are you talking about home furnishings? I don't get it..."

Hermione hastily cleared her throat and changed the subject. "So are you seeing the Slytherin King again then, Ginny?"

"That I am..." Ginny began, when the flutter of the owls delivering the post interrupted any further conversation for a few minutes.

They all stopped to watch the spectacle that was post delivery. No matter how many times it happened, there was something simply amazing about the dozens of owls swooping into the Great Hall with packages and letters.

Parvarti got a letter and package from Fred, which she was looking at with apprehension. "You know it's something from the joke shop...I'm too afraid to open it, maybe I can get one of the guys to do it."

They went back to eating when suddenly Harry interrupted them. "Hermione! I need to talk to you!"

"Why am I getting a feeling of déjà vu?" Hermione grumbled good-naturedly. "See you later, girls."

She followed Harry out into the hallway. "Okay, what's going on?"

Harry thrust a sheet of parchment at her. "Look at what one of the school owls delivered to me this morning!"

Hermione looked down and read:

Be at the top of the North Tower at midnight if you want to end the curse on your boyfriend.

Come ALONE.