- Rating:
- R
- House:
- Astronomy Tower
- Genres:
- Humor Action
- Era:
- Multiple Eras
- Spoilers:
- Philosopher's Stone Chamber of Secrets Prizoner of Azkaban Goblet of Fire
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Published: 03/11/2002Updated: 11/13/2003Words: 33,769Chapters: 10Hits: 13,181
May Day Eve
Mia Fitzpatrick
- Story Summary:
- It's the night of the Beltane festival and the students of Hogwarts drown themselves in legends, tradition and rituals. But soon, our heroes find out that the night has more than legends, tradition and rituals in store for them. Snogs, mirrors, mystery and saucy wenches abound, and it all happens on May day eve. H/H, mainly, D/G, slightly and R/guess who.
Chapter 05
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Title: May Day Eve
Author: Mia Fitzpatrick
House: Astronomy Tower
Author E-mail: [email protected]
Category: Romance, Adventure, Humor
Spoilers: All four, just in case
Rating: PG
Keywords: Harry, Hermione, Ron, Draco, Ginny, May day eve
Summary: It's the night of the Beltane festival and the students of Hogwarts drown themselves in legends, tradition and rituals. But soon, our heroes find out that the night has more than legends, tradition and rituals in store for them. Snogs, mirrors, mystery and saucy wenches abound, and it all happens on May day eve. H/H, mainly, D/G, slightly and R/guess who.
Disclaimer: This story is based on characters and situations created and owned by JK Rowling, various publishers including but not limited to Bloomsbury Books, Scholastic Books and Raincoast Books and Warner Bros. Inc. No money is being made an no copyright of trademark infringement is intended.
The title of May Day Eve was originally from Nick Joaquin's short story 'May Day Eve' Some lines in this chapter were taken from that short story. The plot, however, is very different.
I blatantly stole a scene from the movie 'The Big Hit' starring Mark Wahlberg, directed by Che-Kirk Wong, written by Ben Ramsey, produced by Terence Chang and John Woo, under Sony Pictures. I do not own any of them, although I wish I owned Mark Wahlberg, nor do I have any associations with them, I am simply stealing one scene.
Chapter Five : Laceving Flies and Saucy Wenches
Hermione
“Harry,” she started. She brought her hand up to caress
his cheek. She felt him relax at her touch. “It’s now or never,”
she thought.
Slap!!! Harry reeled backwards at the amazing
strength she exerted.
“Ouch,” Harry exclaimed, “What did you do that for?
Draco
“What is this place?” Ginny asked when they entered a
small cramped room, with stacks of wooden shelves on all its four sides, hidden
behind a tapestry at the very end of the second floor corridor.
“It’s Snape’s other storage for potions
ingredients,” Draco said. “It’s easier to break into, if you must know.”
“I see that,” she said.
Draco pulled out a piece of parchment from the pocket of
his robes and handed it to Ginny. “You read the ingredients there while I get
them.”
“Yes, sir,” she said as she gave him a mock salute.
“Quit playing around kid, just read the note,” he
retorted.
She brought out her wand and whispered, “Lumos”,
and brought it closer to the parchment. “Let’s see, first you need the legs
of a grahopper,” she said.
“Something wrong with your tongue?” he asked
impatiently.
“No, it says grahopper,” Ginny answered coolly.
“Well, it means grasshopper, idiot girl,” he bellowed.
“Hey, it’s not my fault if you can’t spell!” she
shot back.
“Just read on,” he said.
“Fine, you also need the eyes of a beetle,” she
continued.
“Check.”
“Seagrass.”
“Check.”
“And laceving flies,” she said with as smirk.
“What are you, Bulgarian, now?” he whipped out.
“It says laceving flies,” she said as she waved the
parchment in his face.
“You know that means lacewing flies.”
“You told me to read it, you didn’t tell me to
interpret it,” she retorted.
“Then interpret it!” he exclaimed.
“As you wish.” she cleared her throat several times,
annoying Draco even more, “I am Draco Malfoy, a sexually frustrated,
degenerate loser with handwriting that’s less comprehensible than
Hieroglyphics.”
“Okay! Don’t interpret it! For Merlin’s sake,
you’re such a pain!” he screamed, and Ginny wondered why Filch still
wasn’t busting in. Draco took several deep breaths before he finally calmed
down. “Change of plans, I read from the list, you get them.”
“Sure.” Ginny stretched out her hand, letting the
parchment dangle from it. Draco snatched it rashly as she walked up the stacks
of shelves where vials and jars of the creepiest things on earth stood.
“Okay we’re going to need.” Draco paused for a very
long moment.
“What, having trouble reading your own writing?” Ginny
asked with a smirk.
“Shut up.”
Ron
“Now I’m pretty sure they turned here,” Ron
thought, trying to remember where he saw what was supposed to be his sister and
the biggest jerk in Hogwarts.“Maybe I’m just mistaken, Ginny would never
spend five seconds with Malfoy willingly. Maybe I saw someone else. That, or
Ginny was under the Imperius curse. Darn that Malfoy, if he did anything to my
sister, I’m going to--” But his thought process was immediately impeded
as he walked directly into someone else as he turned into a corner.
“Ron, it must be fate, we meet again,” the other person
said.
“Oh God, no.”
RON’S MAJOR FLASHBACK
“I wonder which saucy wench is meeting me tonight.”
He dressed himself for the occasion, as he pulled himself into his brand new
dress robes, courtesy of Fred and George. He had a stupid smile plastered across
his face all day after he found a note in between the pages of his book. He
immediately told Harry, but was surprised when he did not share his excitement
and acted very uneasily. “Jealous prat,” he had thought.
That night, he went up the Astronomy Tower anticipating the
night of romance that he was to have with a very lucky lady. He could barely see
in the dark but he could clearly make out the outline of a slender figure
leaning on the banister surrounding the tower. He could see the stylish blond
hair and the long slender fingers of the figure. He stealthily wrapped his arms
around the sender of the love note’s waist and received a surprised gasp in
response. He prepared to launch his sleek and suave speech bursting with
machismo, and designed specifically to sweep witches off their feet, that he
managed to put together while listening to records of Ricky Martin and Enrique
Iglesias. “Nobody wants to be lonely, so tonight, let the rhythm take you over
and let us livin’ la vida loca. For you I will shake my bonbon, I will be your
hero baby, I will kiss away the pain, so why don’t you let me love you?”
(A/N: In this fic, these hot Latinos became famous in 1996
and in the Wizarding World)
He heard a very satisfactory sigh, “Yes, my love.”
But something was wrong. “C-can you say that again?” he
asked, as he loosened his hold.
“Yes, my love.” He saw his secret lover turn and almost
fell off the tower.
“Justin, what the hell are you doing here?!!”
“I am here every night, waiting for my prince to come and
sweep me off my feet, and you have finally arrived,” he said, his eyes
twinkling.
“No, there was a mistake, I was supposed to meet a saucy
wench--” He didn’t bother to finish and bolted for the stairs with a very
eager Justin (who was eating bars of chocolates earlier, and we all know
chocolates are very effective aphrodisiacs).
END OF RON’S MAJOR FLASHBACK
“Justin, stay back, just stay where you are. No, don’t
move,” Ron said as he walked backwards.
“But you said you want me to let the rhythm take me
over,” Justin said with a pleading voice.
“No, I was just kidding,” Ron said, trying to move
away.
“Oh, I see, this is a game, you wanted to play hard to
get!” Justin said as he clapped excitedly.
Ron’s eyes widened and he did the first thing that came
to his mind, and ran.
“Oh, Ron, my love, you want me to chase you! I love this
game, I used to play it with my ex, Goyle,” Justin could be heard in the
background.
Ron thought desperately of a way he can get out of this
predicament and he remembered, “Harry, he’s still in the room, he can
help me.” He quickly went in the direction of the room with a big mirror.
He was very glad when he saw that he was about to reach it. He grabbed the
knobs, checking to see if Justin was still chasing him, turned them, and pushed
the doors open.
After that, all thoughts of Justin were forgotten, “Oh My God, It’s true!"
Author notes: Thank you to Aeryn and Zorb who's comments brought my attention to the needed improvisations. Thanks to Alcfeniel once more for the beta. Again, thanks to Steve for coming up with the saucy wench in the AT. I'd like to take this opportunity to thank everyone who reviewed the two other fics I wrote: Izzybelle, Venus4280, Lily Vance, Steve, Jessie Ann Potter -you get points for spotting Shakira-, Callie Potter, Unregistered, Korine (sis), Sabs, Eric, Emily Rose, Carla, Nayll, miuccia, Water Lily, Thrasia, darkangel, Firenzie, kellysron, Mabber, Angelina, MM&I, and Clacapus Pretty. Please don't forget to read and review!