Pink Flamingos and Flying Cars

Meg is just an ordinary girl visiting her ordinary relatives. Only she just happens to be staying in Number 3 Privet Drive. One unfortunate muggle's adventure as Harry Potter's neighbor during the summer between Harry's first and second year.

Meg spies on Harry Potter, ruminates on her childhood and nearly gets blown up by a pressure cooker. At least she made friends with the bulldog. What more could one ask for on vacation?

The third chapter in Meg the Muggle's misadventures living next door to Harry Potter! Who exactly is this mysterious kid next door? Why is he a prisoner in his own house? How did he end up with a pet owl? He looks normal... doesn't he? Danger! Intrigue! Twitching Eyebrows! It's all here, people.

Meg, unfortunate neighbor to the Dursleys, witnesses an Unidentified Flying Car floating next door and the abduction of the weird kid in the glasses. Is it a government conspiracy, or just indigestion? Read to find out! Chapter 4 in Pink Flamingos and Flying Cars.