Survey Time

Survey Time

~Chapter 12-Fred & George Weasley ~

Once again the Weasley twins were at their usual mischief. They were

doing what best: lurking around after hours. They had just planted a

"surprise" for the Slytherin Common Room, that included 200 dungbombs, and a

couple of Weasley Wizard Wheeze's things.

As they were leaving and congratulating each other, they saw a dirty piece of parchment lying in the floor. Knowing what veritable gold mine old pieces of parchment could be they picked it up.

Surprisingly they saw their names forming on the parchment and it

saying 'survey'. Figuring "what the heck" they filled it out together.

SURVEY

Are you left handed or right handed?: Fred: Leftie; George: Rightie

Are you smart?: (Fred) I believe (George) I am (Fred) Very smart (George)

Thank you

What's your middle name?: Fred James Weasley and George Oliver Weasley

How many personalities do you have?: 2 each. We are both ourselves and each

other

How many piercings do you have?: None, because we refuse to copy

someone...that means you Bill.

Tattoos?: *snicker* What do you think?

Can you do a cartwheel?: No, we prefer making others do cartwheels.

Do you have bangs?: Yes, we have bangs.

Do you have contact lenses?: Nope but all of a sudden we have a new idea for

a WWW item.

Can you drive?: We drove that Ford Anglia perfectly. (Fred): We? I'm the one

who drove George. (George): Good point.

What do you drive?: A flying Ford Anglia

Do you snore?: Ronniekins does.

Do you drool in your sleep?: "Perfect" Percy does.

Do you lick your envelopes or use a sponge?: Licking all the way! We like the taste.

What languages do you know?: Eway owknay igpay atinlay. Oday ouyay?

What's the best awards show?: The one where all Hogwarts ickle firsties pay

tribute to the best Hogwarts' pranksters since the Marauders.

Do you like onions?: They work as good weapons.

Do you like cotton candy?: Sounds like an interesting treat. Hmm. What about combustible cotton candy? *snickers*

What instruments can you play?: Fred: Bagpipes, accordion, kazoo, and piano.

George: Accordion, bagpipes, violin and kazoo.

What words/sayings do you overuse?: Pranking Slytherins and ickle, as well as

Professor Porkbridge. Wait, Porkbridge isn't an overused saying because she

really IS a fat Pig!

What do you sleep in?: What do you sleep in? Our Pajamas, what else? Do you

think we sleep in the nude?

What's your bedtime?: Excuse me. We are Gred and Forge Weasley. We do NOT

abide by a curfew. (Unless our mum gets mad and yells!)

How many pillows do you have?: Does it matter?

Do you like to dance?: With our Gryffindor quidditch gals.

Do you like to sing?: Only when we were testing our singing saltines.

Are you any good at it?: Well, the charm was made by us, what do you think?

How many cds do you have?: Is that an abbreviation for Cauldrons? In which

case we have two between us.

How many times have you moved houses?: We were born in the Burrow, we grew up

in the Burrow, we still live in the Burrow. What do you think?

Do you like where you live?: Why of course. It has a very Homey feeling to it.

Do you like to finger-paint?:Yes we like to fingerpaint, but now that you

mention it, we have yet ANOTHER new idea for WWW. Like 10 Day Portrait Paint. Use it for making portraits only. 10 Days later, it explodes or disappears off the face of the Planet.

Do you sleep with stuffed animals?: Why would we ever disclose that information?

Do you sleep with socks on?: Footsies get cold without them.

Are you ticklish?: No, but we just found out McGonagall is! *snicker* Well

some Tickling Toffees should do the trick!!

Are you shy?: Us? Shy? Who are you kidding, we are the complete opposite of

shy!!!! Loud, obnoxious=Weasley twins

Do you talk to yourself?: Fred do we talk to ourselves? I think we do George,

or do we talk to each other? No clue.

Are you a morning person?: We are all day and all night people, call it

talent.

What's your favorite outfit?: We have our eyes on some dragon skin jackets.

Do you believe in ghosts?: Who wouldn't?

Do you believe in Bigfoot?: We love the big hairy dudes, especially how they

mystify the Muggles!

What's your favorite feature?: That we look alike. Mwahahaha!

What do you do when you're nervous?: We never get nervous! Get real!

Who's your role model?: The Marauders...who ever they were...

What celebrities do you act like?: Marauders

THE LAST PERSON WHO:

*Called You?: Mum....if you call yelling calling.

*Slept In Your Bed?: Ourselves

*Saw you cry? Since when do we cry? And if we do, why would we let others see us do it?

*Made You Cry?: Our Crybaby Crabcakes...those were a mistake!!

*Spent The Night?: Harry

At Your House: Same

*Shared A Drink With?: Each other

*You Went To The Movies with?: Movie? A Muggle item...hmm, maybe we can use

this movie thing to our advantage.

*You Went To The Mall With?: Mall? What's that?

*Yelled At You?:Mum

*Sent You An Owl?: Ludo Bagman, the horrible thief! He refuses to pay us

back!!! Grr!!!!!!! He'll get his...

*Said They Were Gonna Kill You?: Filch of course.

HAVE YOU EVER:

Been To New York?: No

Been To Florida?: Nein

California?: Never

Hawaii?: Nope

China?: This is getting old!

Canada?: Nay

Danced?: Yule Ball

Stalked Someone?: Who haven't we stalked?

Had A Mud Bath?: *snicker* We gave Ronniekins one once, Mum wasn't pleased.

Have you been close to death before?: Of course.

Wished You Were The Opposite sex?: Why?

Had An Imaginary Friend?: Don't you dare insult Phelps, and if you mention

this to anyone, a Dungbomb might find its way on your pillow!

What Are You Going To Do After You Finish This Survey?: Mess with Mrs. Norris.

What was your last meal?: Chicken!

After they finished, Fred stuffed the survey in his pocket and he and George started plotting. Snickering the whole way, the twins left the dungeons and found Mrs. Norris. Hearing Filch yelling over the interesting colors and extra limbs his cat was now sporting, they ran off.Little did Fred know, that his pocket had a hole in it.