Hogwarts Karaoke

HOGWARTS KARAOKE
Chapter six

Last chapter: You know the drill, I tell you what happened and you go 'Oh yeah! That wasn't funny.'

This chapter: Who knows! Well, the bitch author knows.

Author: Would Sirius Black come to the microphone? The bastard. (Lady Voldemort is in a bad mood and is taking it out on every one else.)

Sirius: hold on to me love

The Sirius fan-girls and boys go to glomp him, but Remus gets there first.

Sirius fan-girls and boys: Die, Lupin!

Remus fan-girls and boys: We love you, Remus!

Sirius: you know I can't stay long

Sirius fan-girls and boys: *Racked sobs*

Author: Shut up! Lady Voldemort has a hangover!

Sirius: all I wanted to say was I love you, Whoa oh,

Snape starts handing out suicide potions to the Sirius fan-girls and boys. Many (283431763432644 exactly) fall down dead.

Sirius: and I'm not afraid

Dementors cry

Author: Lady Voldemort hates you all!

Sirius: can you hear me? Can you feel me in your arms?

The 6 remaining Sirius fan-girls and boys cry harder.

Author: Shut it you Hufflepuffs! Lady Voldemort is getting annoyed!

Hufflepuffs: Oi!

Sirius: holding my last breath, safe inside myself

Snape: It's called breathing. It's a very common thing

Sirius: are all my thoughts of you?

All: Maybe, maybe not.

Sirius: sweet raptured light it ends here tonight

Hermione: That isn't even a word!

Author: You hair is a bloody bird's nest!

Hermione: Bitch!

Author: Lady Voldemort will kill you!

Catfight!

Sirius: I'll miss the winter, a world of fragile things

Author: Except black-ice. You Muggle-****er *Punches Hermione*

Sirius: look for me in the white forest, hiding in a hollow tree

Death-eater choir: come find me

Hermione is knocked out by the author.

Author: Lady Voldemort has killed the mud-blood!

People clap weakly

Sirius: I know you hear me; I can taste it in your tears

All Except author: Ewwwww... Sickos!

Author: Aww... So cute! Like Lady Voldemort and Lord Voldemort... Why! Lord Voldemort, Lady Voldemort loves you!

Voldemort: Leave me alone! You scare me!

Author: Lady Voldemort will now cry because of Lord Voldemort.

Sirius: holding my last breath, safe inside myself

The food: Great! I'm saved!

Author: *Stops crying* *Ahem* Lady Voldemort is here, you WILL be eaten.

Sirius: are all my thoughts of you

Voldemort: Legimens!

Pause

Voldemort: Yep. All Lupin.

Sirius: sweet raptured light it ends here tonight

Remus: *Cry*

Author: Wuss!

Sirius: closing your eyes to disappear

Dumbledore: I can do that!

Author: Does Lady Voldemort care?

Sirius: you pray your dreams will leave you here

Harry: So true *Shudder*

Sirius: but still you wake and know the truth

Harry: Prophecies scare me!

Sirius: no one's there

Author: Well, Remus would be there, so there would be someone there... Die Harry Potter!

Harry: Question mark?

Author: Do not speak to Lady Voldemort!

Sirius: say goodnight, don't be afraid

Dementors hate Sirius more than they do now.

Sirius: calling me calling me as you fade to black

(A/N: There is part of the song missing here. I use lyrics from websites, so blame them, not me!)

Clapping!

Author: 60/60!*Wipes away tear* Lady Voldemort haven't cried this much since she heard the song I'm going home on RHPS. Lady Voldemort loves you Tim Curry!

Voldemort: Tom Riddle.

Author: What ever. God bless Lili St. Cyr!