Hogwarts Karaoke

HOGWARTS KARAOKE
Chapter four

Last chapter Rocky horror was king! Now (Due to voting in the poll) it still is! Die, Sirius, die

Dumbledore: What has happened to Sirius?

Sirius is dressed as Dr Frank N Furter from Rocky horror! The fan-girls are in heaven!!!!.

Sirius: How do you do, I see you've met my faithful handyman

Points at Harry

Sirius: He's just a little brought down because

Hermione: Gravity!

Sirius: when you knocked he thought you were the candy man

Points at Lily ghost and James ghost

Harry: Mum! Dad!

Sirius: Don't get strung out by the way, I look don't judge a book by its cover

Points at self

Sirius: I'm not much of a man by the light of day but by night I'm one hell of a lover

Grabs hold of the ends of his feather boa

Sirius: I'm just a sweet transvestite

Steps on to Gryffindor table

Sirius: From Transsexual, Transylvania

Sirius kicks into air.

Sirius: Let me show you around, maybe play you a sound

Lucius Malfoy presses a key on his keyboard

Sirius: you look like you're both pretty groovy

Points at Lily and James ghost

Sirius: Or if you want something visual that's not too abysmal

Giant glasses, I mean, Trelawney's glasses appear on Sirius' face

Sirius: We could take in an old Steve Reeves movie

The glasses disappear

Sirius holds up Steve Reeves: the greatest films DVD

James ghost: I'm glad we caught you at home

How do you know if it is his house?

Could we use your phone?

Arthur: You have a phone?!?!?!

We're both in a bit of a hurry

Lily ghost: Right!

James ghost: we'll just say where we are

Snape: I hate you!

Then go back to the car

Arthur: And a car?!?!?!

James ghost: We don't want to be any worry

Sirius: Well you got caught with a flat

Ron: What's a flat?

Well how 'bout that

All: Who cares?

Well babies don't you panic

Ron: I thought they were adults?

By the light of the night it'll all seem alright

All: Question mark?

Sirius: I'll get you a satanic mechanic

Points at filch

Filch is offended

Sirius: I'm just a sweet transvestite

The Sirius Fan-girls and boys cry.

Sirius: From Transsexual, Transylvania

Dracula: We aren't all Transvestites!

Sirius: Why don't you stay for the night?

Harry: Night!

Holds up picture of moon

Remus shudders

Sirius: Or maybe a bite

Author: Bite!

Bites Augustus Rookwood's arm (Chapter one my pretties!)

Sirius: I could show you my favourite obsession

People who think Sirius is a murderer scream and dive under their tables.

Sirius: I've been making a man

*Gasp* Children might be reading this!

Sirius: With blonde hair and a tan

Ruffles Remus' hair.

Remus: Sirius, I don't have blonde hair or a tan.

Sirius: And he's good for relieving my tension

Hugs Remus

Sirius: I'm just a sweet transvestite

Sirius fan-girls and boys: *Sniff*

Sirius: From Transsexual, Transylvania

Large map of Transylvania appears

Sirius: Hit it! Hit it!

Everyone hits Draco Malfoy

Sirius: I'm just a sweet transvestite

Death-eater choir: Sweet Transvestite!

Sirius: From Transsexual

Death-eater choir: Transylvania

Sirius: So come up to the lab

Snape: Leave my dungeon alone!

Sirius: And see what's on the slab

Draco Malfoy is now being dissected

Draco: Uncle Sirius! Why?!

Sirius: I see you shiver with antici...pation

Sirius shakes

Sirius: But maybe the rain

People looked confused. It is a nice day.

Sirius: Isn't really to blame

Blame rain!

Sirius: So I'll remove the cause but not the symptom

All: Huh?

Mob outside the great hall: Die Richard O'Brien for writing complicated songs!

The mob outside of the great hall evaporate because the offended the author.

No one can hear the scores over the author's maniacal laugh.

The author gives Sirius 59/60 points because she fancies Tim Curry.

Voldemort: Adulteress!

Author: Lady Voldemort will not stand for this!

Voldemort is blown up

Author cries because her favourite character has been destroyed (A/N: I admit it, I am a Voldemort fan-girl. The only Voldemort fan-girl. Period.)