Hogwarts Karaoke

HOGWARTS KARAOKE
Chapter two

Last chapter, not much happened! Now not much more will (Maybe) happen!

We interrupt this fan-fiction to tell you major order of the phoenix spoilers!!!

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Sirius can't sing! He's dead!

Sirius Fan-girls and boys: Away!

Rude hand gesture! He's dead! So we skip to Severus Snape...

Lucius: Oi!

I don't write this crap! She does! The... the... artist! I hate her so much!

(A/N: Visit my gallery HERE!!! )

Dumbledore: We have a fiction to do! Start typing!

Severus comes up to the stage and picks up Lucius

He is dressed as David Gahan (Lead singer of Depeche mode) as he was in 1993 (Long, greasy hair, white tank top, black jeans and Dr Martin boots)

We have Voldemort on guitar and Rabastan, Rhodulphus and Barty C. Junior on keyboard.

Severus: Words like violence,

Hermione: Cruelty, Aggression-

Lucius: Shut up you tart!

Severus: Break the silence,

Author: What word breaks when you say it?

Severus: Come crashing in,

Author: Silence! Get it?!

Tumbleweed rolls by

Author:*Sniff*

Severus: Into my little world,

Harry: Snape has a world? Cool.

Severus: Painful to me,

Gryffindors: What? Washing your hair? *Laugh!*

Severus: Pierce right through me,

All: Snape has a piercing? Cool.

Severus: Can't you understand,

Sirius Fan-girls and boys: Were did Snuffles go? We are sad. WAHH!!

Severus: Oh my little girl,

All: Snape has a daughter!?

Author: Fan-girls will cry tonight...

Snape fan-girls cry and cry and hate the fact the author ships Severus/Lucius

Severus: All I ever wanted,

Hermione: Love?

Ron (He's here): Attention?

Harry: Herbal essence?

The trio:*Laugh*

Severus: All I ever needed is here,

All: We are all Snape needs!!!!! Yeah!!!

Severus: Is here in my arms,

People notice Snape has not put down Lucius (He's in Snape's arms!!!)

Severus: Words are very unnecessary,

Especially to babies and speaking to someone in a language they can't understand.

Severus: They can only do harm,

Musical gap in which Snape dances!!!

Severus: Vows are spoken,

Luna: Vows mean weddings! I love weddings!

Severus: To be broken,

Hermione: That's promises professor!

Severus: Feelings are intense,

Draco: Should I get a boob-job?

All: Yes.

Severus: Words are trivial,

Lucius: I thought you said unnecessary?

Severus: Pleasures remain,

In-between song line one-liner!

Severus: So does the pain,

Luna: So does the rotting corpses,

Severus: Words are meaningless and forgettable,

All: And trivial and unnecessary.

Another musical gap!!!!

Severus holds out his microphone to the audience

All: All I ever wanted, all I ever needed, is here, in my arms, Words are very unnecessary, they can only do harm.

End song.

Bowings!

Dumbledore: Points any-one? I say 6.

Sprout: 3

Pomfrey: 4

Trelawney: 8

McGonagall: 2

Snape: 10!

Dumbledore: 33 points Severus, not bad.

POP!

Harry and Hermione are dressed as Magenta and Riff-Raff from Rocky horror!

Harry and Hermione: Time warp!

It's just a jump to the left, and then a- Oh! Yeah, um, next chapter, Rocky horror style! Now where's my corset...