Hogwarts Karaoke

HOGWARTS KARAOKE
Chapter five

Lucius Malfoy sings Britney Spears? Insanity I tell you!

Lucius: Baby can't you see

People with glasses offended

Lucius: I'm calling'

Yodellers: Yodel a he who!

Lucius: A guy like you

All: *Eyebrows go up*

Lucius: Should wear a warning'

Sign appears on Snape

Reads: DANGEROUS- Sexy man at large!

Lucius: It's dangerous

War!

Lucius: I'm falling'

All: Ouch!

Lucius: There's no escape

The marauders: Sure there is!

Lucius: I can't wait

Author: We knew that. (Chapter one again!)

Lucius: I need a hit

Lucius Malfoy haters hit him

Lucius: Baby give me it

All: What?

Lucius: You're dangerous

WAR!

Lucius: I'm loving' it

Sicko!

Lucius: Too high

Druggie!

Lucius: Can't come down

Arthur: Britney Spears is so cute!

Molly: Arthur!

Arthur: Sorry, Molly.

Lucius: Losing' my head,

N. H. Nick: Lucky you...

Author: You're lucky... He's lucky... I'm lucky, we're all lucky! Ha-ha-ha-ha!

Lucius: Spinning' round and round

I'm a little ballerina, see my slippers, I dance in my dreams, love me and my dance!

Lucius: Do you feel me now?

Lucius fan-girl grabs him

Lucius: With a taste of your lips I'm on a ride

Arthur: Leave my car alone!

Lucius: you're toxic, I'm slipping' under

Snape: Good god... My darling Lucius!

Lucius: with a taste of a poison paradise

Luna: The food is poisoned! Dumbledore is a murderer!

Lucius: I'm addicted to you

Author: Fan-girls cry tonight.

Lucius: don't you know that you're toxic?

Snape-haters: His hair is!

Lucius: And I love what you do

Potions are happy!

Lucius: don't you know that you're toxic?

Snape: Oh, Lucie!

Lucius: It's getting' late

Author: It's 20 to 5!

Lucius: to give you up

Snape: What?!

Lucius: I took a sip

Drinks from a goblet

Lucius: from my devil's cup

Luna: Evil is coming!

Lucius: slowly

Snape: Oh, baby!

Lucius: its taking' over me

Author: Voldie took over Lady Voldemort. *Sniff*

Lucius: Too high

Author: Damn Lady Voldemort's heart!

Voldemort appears

Author: Lady Voldemort's baby! *Glomp*

Voldemort: Save me!

Lucius: can't come down

Quidditch fans: Quidditch balls all around, are you ready now?

Lucius: It's in the air,

Harry: *Stares* SNITCH, SNITCH, SNITCH, SNITCH...

Lucius: and it's all around

Harry: Where?!

Lucius: Can you feel me now?

Lucius fan-girl: We love you...

Lucius: With a taste of your lips I'm on a ride

Snape: Hands off! He's mine... Oh, honey!

Lucius: you're toxic, I'm slipping' under

Hermione: Rude!

Lucius: with a taste of a poison paradise

Snape: Come to my dungeon, we can have some fun. *Wink*

Lucius: I'm addicted to you

Snape fan-girls and boys: So true.

Lucius: don't you know that you're toxic?

Snape: Sure I do, baby.

Lucius: And I love what you do

Lucius fan-girl (there's only one): I hate you, Snape!

Author: Leave Lady Voldemort's 2^nd favourite Harry Potter character alone!

Voldemort: You're not my Lady!

Author: Hush, my Lord, Lady Voldemort is ranting.

Lucius: don't you know that you're toxic?

Snape: Yep.

Lucius: Don't you know that you're toxic?

Snape: See above.

Lucius: Taste of your lips; I'm on a ride...

Weasleys: Our car is our property!

Lucius: You're toxic, I'm slipping' under

Please! You're being very rude!

Lucius: with the taste of a poison paradise

Snape: *singing* Touch-a touch-a touch-a touch me, I wanna be dirty, thrill me, chill me, fulfil me, creature of the night!

Lucius: I'm addicted to you

All: How many times has he said that!

Lucius: don't you know that you're toxic?

Snape fan-girls and boys: We know he is... *Flutter eyelashes*

Lucius: With a taste of your lips I'm on a ride

Lucius Malfoy fan-girl: Snape!

Lucius: You're toxic, I'm slipping' under

Lucius Malfoy fan-girl: Leave my baby alone!

Lucius: With the taste of a poison paradise

Author: This song is too long! Lady Voldemort wants to put a korn CD on! (Y'all wanna single?)

Lucius: I'm addicted to you

Snape: Oh, My baby!

Lucius: Don't you know that you're toxic?

Snape: Love me, Lucius!

Lucius: I'm intoxicated now

Snape: Goody!

Lucius: with your loving' now

Snape fan-girls and boys: Severus! No!

Lucius: I think I'm ready now

Snape: I love you!

Death-eater choir: I think I'm ready now...

Lucius: I'm intoxicated now

Sirius: Snape has a crush on a man!

Snape: So do you!

Sirius: Leave Moony alone!

Lucius: with your loving now

Lucius fan-girl: I love you, Lucie!

Lucius: I think I'm ready now

Clapping

Dumbledore: Judges, your scores please.

Sprout: 1

Pomfrey: 1

Trelawney: 1

McGonagall: 1

Snape: 10 *Flutters eyelashes*

Dumbledore: 1. Lucius, you have scored 15 out of 60.

Sirius: You cannot beat me! Ha-ha-ha!

Author: Show us then. Lady Voldemort is waiting.

Voldemort: YOU ARE NOT MY LADY!!!