Hogwarts Karaoke

HOGWARTS KARAOKE
Chapter three

Last chapter: The Sirius fan-girls and boys cried, I got angry at the Author and Snape got a cool outfit! Speaking of cool outfits, have you seen my corset?

Dumbledore: Harry, Hermione? Do you want to sing?

Music starts

Harry: It's astounding

Luna: What? The quibbler? Yay!

Harry: Time is fleeting,

Sirius (He's back! The narrator cannot win!): Like when you saved me!

Harry: But listen closely

Silence

Hermione: Not for very much longer,

A few mysterious Hufflepuff 6^th years: Thank goodness

Harry: I've got to keep control

Draco: Especially against me in quidditch, hot-stuff.

Huh?

All eyes turn to Draco.

He has obviously let something slip.

Draco: Damn you narrator and you bold/italic voice!

Harry: I remember doing the time warp

All: You remember 1993?

Harry: Drinking those moments

Madam Rosemerta (I said everyone!): Butter beer!

Harry: When the blackness would hit me,

Lucius: It's called a hangover my lad.

Harry and Hermione: And the void would be calling

Death-eater choir: Let's do the time warp again; let's do the time warp again,

Wait! We need a criminologist! Ron, get here now!

Ron: It's just a jump to the left

All: *Jumps to left*

Death-eater choir: And then a step to the right

All: *Steps to right*

Ron: With your hands on your hips

All: *Put hands on hips*

Death-eater choir: You bring your knees in tight

All: *Bring knees in tight*

Death-eater choir: But it's the pelvic thrust

Thrust pelvises

Death-eater choir: That really drives you insane-ane-ane

Death-eater choir wiggle hips

Death-eater choir: Let's do the time warp again; let's do the time warp again,

Death-eater choir do all actions

Hermione: It's so dreamy

Oh, fantasy free me

So you can't see me

No, not at all

In another dimension

With voyeuristic intention

Well secluded, I see all

Severus: She sounds like a Luna Trelawney hybrid!

Harry: With a bit of a mind flip

Hermione: You're into the time slip

Harry: And nothing can ever be the same

Hermione: You're spaced out on sensation

Harry: Like you're under sedation

Death-eater choir: Let's do the Time Warp again

Let's do the Time Warp again

Author: Well I was walking down the street

Just a having a think

When a snake of a guy gave me an evil wink

Voldemort winks at author

Author: He shook-a me up, he took me by surprise

Voldemort picks up author and runs away

Her voice can still be heard (She didn't drop the microphone!)

Author: He had a pick up truck and the devil's eyes

He stared at me and I felt a change

Time meant nothing, never would again

Ron: It's just a jump to the left

All: *Jumps to left*

Death-eater choir: And then a step to the right

All: *Steps to right*

Ron: With your hands on your hips

All: *Put hands on hips*

Death-eater choir: You bring your knees in tight

All: *Bring knees in tight*

Death-eater choir: But it's the pelvic thrust

Thrust pelvises

Death-eater choir: That really drives you insane-ane-ane

Death-eater choir wiggle hips

Death-eater choir: Let's do the time warp again; let's do the time warp again,

Death-eater choir do all actions

All:*Clap*

All judges together (Except Severus): 10! (The author said she would kill us...)

Severus: 2 you crappers!

Dumbledore: Who's next?

Author: I don't know, I've got a poll up about who should but only two people have voted including me.

Next Hogwarts karaoke is up to you!