Rating:
PG
House:
Riddikulus
Genres:
Humor Romance
Era:
Multiple Eras
Spoilers:
Philosopher's Stone Chamber of Secrets Prizoner of Azkaban Goblet of Fire Order of the Phoenix
Stats:
Published: 12/09/2003
Updated: 01/02/2004
Words: 2,326
Chapters: 4
Hits: 1,574

Rhonda, Hermes and Harriet

Kiwi

Story Summary:
Hermione and Ron have been fighting a lot lately. Will one of their rows go a little too far? Love Triangle involved.

Chapter 03

Chapter Summary:
OH boy. THe row between Ron and Hermione has gone WAY TOO FAR.
Posted:
01/02/2004
Hits:
377
Author's Note:
And thus continues the adventure...he he.


"Who are you two? And why is there a girl in here? I'm going to tell Professor Snape! I am a prefect you know." Malfoy took a step backwards in spite of his nervousness.

"Oh no you don't. Stay!" Hermes shut the door tightly with his wand. Malfoy grinned maliciously.

"It's a fight you want, eh stranger?" He pulled up his sleeves and rolled his shoulders. "A fight is what you will get!"

"Protego!" Hermes shouted after he stepped in front of Rhonda. The red beam bounced off and shattered a mirror. A bit flew and cut Hermes' hairy forearm. He barely noticed.

"Tell me who you are. You aren't Hogwarts students! Wait until I tell Snape; he will award me for catching you intruders. Then next year I will be the Head Boy! Then I can dock points from Potty and Weasel!" Draco had a dreamy look of triumph on his face. Hermes brushed his ire aside.

"Malfoy, it's me, Ron. And that is Hermione. We accidentally got changed into the opposite sex by a spell. I was just here to help Hermes clean up." Boy did that sound stupid aloud. Rhonda waited for Draco to laugh. But all Malfoy did was walk up and closely examine Rhonda.

"It is you, Weasel. No girl is that ugly and has so many freckles. Well, maybe your little sister is an exception. And you overweight mother. Mudblood, you look better than before. You're extremely hideous and hairy." Malfoy laughed at his own joke. Rhonda clenched her fists.

"I vowed someday I would get you, Malfoy. That day is today!" She lunged at the blonde boy angrily. He ducked and did a stupid little somersault sideways. Rhonda landed on the floor with a crash. She immediately whipped around. Her elbows and cheek were scuffed. Her hair was in all directions, almost as wild as her expression. Her wand was out in a flash. She pointed it threateningly at Malfoy.

"Another move and I'll-- "

"You'll what? I dare you to. But first, there is a bit of a trick to pull." Malfoy's icy eyes glanced over at Hermes. This was enough of a hint of what was next to come. Rhonda dived just in time, and felt the spell hit her in the abdomen.

"Crucio!"

Rhonda writhed in pain. Hermes watched her wriggle on the floor for a nanosecond. He flicked his wand, and the cyan burst buffeted Malfoy. Hermes wasn't going to watch the show though. He ran to Rhonda's aid.

"Rhonda, are you ok?" He waited anxiously.

"Hermione, that was the worst pain I have ever experienced." A tear slid down her secreted face and down her neck. Her eyes were clenched shut. She was very pale and sweaty, and was shaking all over. Hermes picked her up gingerly. He didn't want Rhonda to experience that pain so early in life. He felt the anger rise in his face. He turned to Malfoy slowly.

"What have you done?" A pale and skinny blonde girl was crouched on the floor. When she looked up at Hermes, and he almost dropped Rhonda. Her beauty was dazzling; her shiny hair and icy eyes matched her spotless complexion. She looked like a veela.

"I'm a girl!" Draco managed to croak.

"And we shall call you...Draca." Rhonda smiled weakly as she said these words. Hermes jumped; he was surprised she had talked.

She must be alright then. And Draca... Hermes smiled to himself as he though about it.

"You had better cure me--NOW!" Draca stomped her foot, only to grab it in pain. Her foot was now delicate. It was going numb by the second. She bit her lip in agony.

"Isn't it fun?" Hermes snapped. " Isn't it fun to experience the thrill ride of womanhood?" The sarcasm stung Draca in the chest. She had no time for sarcasm!

"Let's go somewhere concealed--now!" Draca gave an exasperated look of pleading. She did not savor the idea of Crabbe and Goyle begging to join him in womanhood.

"Fine. The boy's dormitory of Griffindor Tower we go!" Rhonda pointed out the door bossily, and Hermes obeyed.

They were off, and thus starts the real adventure.


Author notes: I am drawing some pics for the fic, one is at http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/4350714/
i will have to update the picture and draw some more character pages though!