Rating:
PG
House:
Riddikulus
Genres:
Humor Romance
Era:
Multiple Eras
Spoilers:
Philosopher's Stone Chamber of Secrets Prizoner of Azkaban Goblet of Fire Order of the Phoenix
Stats:
Published: 12/09/2003
Updated: 01/02/2004
Words: 2,326
Chapters: 4
Hits: 1,574

Rhonda, Hermes and Harriet

Kiwi

Story Summary:
Hermione and Ron have been fighting a lot lately. Will one of their rows go a little too far? Love Triangle involved.

Chapter 01

Chapter Summary:
The row Hermione and Ron had did go a bit TOO far. But what happened? H/G R/Hr fans will love this!
Posted:
12/21/2003
Hits:
389


" I'm--"

"Better off?" Hermione Granger snickered to Ron. She studied Ron's new stature with interest, and nodded in satisfaction. She was basically a taller version of Ginny, but with a longer nose and her eyes were blue. Ron felt the anger rise crimson to her cheeks.

"So how is it...Rhonda?" she giggled. "How is it being a useless woman? Not really easy, eh?" She would now call them by their feminine form of their name to tick them off even more. And it worked.

"YOU LITTLE--"

"Um, Hermione? Can you please change us back? Now?" Harry whispered from the corner. Hermione and Rhonda both looked quickly over. A tiny giggle accidentally escaped Rhonda's lips.

Harry's green eyes, glasses, and scar all stayed the same. But the shape of her face and body were outlandish. Her hair was a pile of black ruderal cascading to her shoulders like a waterfall. The voice that emitted had been soft and shy. It was rather strange.

"I'm sorry--Harriet, but there is no reverse spell. I guess it will just have to wear off." Hermione shrugged her shoulders as if it were no big deal. She was enjoying this very much.

"What? We're stuck like this? For how long?" Rhonda was jumping on the balls of her feet in anticipation.

"Oh, two days I'd say," replied Hermione in a flat tone. It was rather hard to keep control of her laughter.

"Two days?" Rhonda gasped.

"Whoopsies, did I say two? I meant three days."

Rhonda groaned and collapsed on one of the squishy couches in the common room. Oh, to wring Hermione's scrawny neck! Her life was ruined, kaput. Rhonda sat there in anguish. A moment later, she was studying Harriet with mild interest. Poor Harriet. She wasn't really in the fight. She didn't deserve this!

"I hope Snape doesn't laugh at you too hard. He might blow his beak of a nose off. Or Malfoy, boy would he never forget this!" Hermione grinned with pleasure at the thought of this. It was payback time!

Suddenly Harriet picked up her wand. She tried to flick the wand as Hermione had done, but the attempt was fruitless. A small puff of green smoke popped out instead. But Harriet wasn't exactly attempting the spell...

"Let me show you," Hermione pulled out her wand again and flicked it dexterously. Harriet turned it around hastily with her small fingers. The cyan burst immediately swarmed all around Hermione. It was quite a sight. It was exactly as the Polyjuice Potion changed appearances; her skin was bubbling and changing rapidly. But this time little sparks emitted and Hermione jumped to each one. She couldn't believe this was happening! That stupid Harriet! The changes were happening so rapidly, and it was easy to notice each one. Her eyebrows grew thicker, her hips disappeared, and her hair became shorter and shorter...

And then she was a...

He.


Author notes: This is going to be good! I'm doing it all at the top of my head, so if you guys have any suggestions, PLEASE REVIEW THEM!!