Hogwarts Idol

Hogwarts Idol

Chapter 7 Narcissa Malfoy

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Jaina: Hello and welcome back to Hogwarts Idol. I'm your host Jaina and we are here at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry looking for the perfect singer and performer. After the students tossed their lunch during Goyle's performance, we burned the tapes and were sued for millions of dollars. Luckily, we won or you won't meet our next guest, Narcissa Malfoy.

*Narcissa walks onto the stage wearing a long poofy skirt with a sparkling tube top and coat all a bright pink. Her hair looked huge done up on top of her head and looked like plastic*

Narcissa: Thank you, Jaina; I'm glad I could perform today.

Jaina: Well, it says here that you are an ambitious Slytherin, a Death Eater you have recently married Lucius Malfoy, who, unfortunately, was not selected to move on. *forces a smile*

Narcissa: Yes, and for this performance I will need the help of my husband.

*Lucius walks on stage looking very build and perfect in a three piece suit that looks like it is only one piece. His hair is short, perfect and also looks plastic*

Jaina: *smiles* I'm sure there is no objection to help during a performance. That is if our judges, Hermione, Harry, and Ron, don't object. *looks over at the judges*

Ron: *stands and pounds his fists on the table* I object! I don't want to hear him sing again!

Hermione: *smacks Ron* We don't mind, please continue.

Harry: *looks confused* Er, whatever dude?

Jaina: Ok, we have no objections from our judges, what will you be singing, Narcissa?

Narcissa: I'll be singing "Barbie Girl" by Aqua, with the help of Lucius. *smiles at him*

Jaina: *she mutters* Well that explains the plastic hair. I mean good luck.

*Narcissa and Lucius walk up on the stage*

Narcissa: I'm Narcissa Malfoy and I'll be singing "Barbie Girl" with the help of my husband, Lucius Malfoy. *the music starts and you hear them talking*

Hi Barbie

Hi Ken!

Do you wanna go for a ride?

*Lucius does some sexual motions towards Narcissa*

Sure Ken!

Jump in...

*she jumps towards him and starts singing*

I'm a Barbie girl, in a Barbie world

Life if plastic, it's fantastic!

You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere

*Lucius takes off her coat revealing to the school a sparkling, tight, pink tube top, as most of the boys yell cat calls*

Imagination, life is your creation

*Lucius sings to her*

Come on Barbie, let's go party!

*he tries to make sexual advances towards her but she sings again acting like an air head*

I'm a blond bimbo girl, in a fantasy world

Dress me up, make it tight, I'm your dolly

*she runs her hands down her sides as wiggles her hips around, as house elves put bowls under all the boys mouths to collect their drool again, while Ron and Harry needed two bowls. Then Lucius begins to sing*

You're my doll, rock'n'roll, feel the glamour in pink,

Kiss me here, touch me there, hanky panky...

*Lucius stands behind her following his hands down her sides as she sings again*

You can touch, you can play, if you say: "I'm always yours"

*Lucius tries to kiss her but she walks across the stage singing and dancing*

I'm a Barbie girl, in a Barbie world

Life in plastic, it's fantastic!

You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere

*she takes off her poofy skirt to reveal a very tight, pink mini skirt and what looks like plastic legs*

Imagination, life is your creation

*Lucius walks to the other end of the stage and motions for her to join him*

Come on Barbie, let's go party!

Ah-ah-ah-yeah

Come on Barbie, let's go party!

Uu-oooh-u

Come on Barbie, let's go party!

Ah-ah-ah-yeah

Com on Barbie, let's go party!

Uu-oooh-u

*she runs over to Lucius and sings to him*

Make me walk, make me talk, do whatever you please

I can act like a star, I can beg on my knees

*she gets down her knees and begs to him as some Hufflepuff guys try to get on the stage. Lucius curses the Hufflepuffs and motions to Narcissa, singing*

Come jump in, bimbo friend, let us do it again

Hit the town, fool around, let's go party

*He tries to kiss her but she lightly pushes him way standing and walking over to a Ravenclaw boy*

You can touch, you can play, if you say: "I'm always yours"

*she strokes the boy's cheek as he faints*

You can touch, you can play, if you say: "I'm always yours."

*she moves Lucius's hands down her body then says*

Oh, I'm having so much fun!

*Lucius responds to her*

Well Barbie, we're just getting started

*he tries to kiss her as she says*

Oh, I love you Ken!

*Lucius tries to kiss her again when Jaina and Hermione interrupt them*

Jaina: Ok, well that was an interesting performance. Let's see what the judges think, Harry?

Harry: *wipes the drool way from his mouth* Wow, that was awesome, dawg. I really liked the performance. Girl, you are moving on! *he whispers to Hermione* I wonder if Draco is that sexy. *Jaina begins to raise her wand* I mean, what do you think, Hermione?

Hermione: Well, other than the performance being not appropriate for half this school, your singing is decent but not good enough to be an idol. I'm sorry but no.

*Lucius glares at her and yells*

Lucius: Avada Kedavra!

*Harry jumps in front of the curse as it rebounds off him and kills another Hufflepuff*

Ron: Good aiming, Harry. Two down, 98 to go.

Harry: Ha! You can't kill me and you can't kill my friends.

Jaina: *sighs and turns to Harry* Hermione wouldn't have died. She is another important character that can't be killed off. Remember, it's all about the money.

Harry: Oh yeah, er, ok.

Jaina: Well Ron, it is up to you if she goes on or not, what do you think.

Ron: I think that was bloody brilliant, you can sing and perform very well, although I might need to see another performance. Can I call you sometime? *Jaina glares at Ron* Er, I mean, you are perfect for this contest, you may go on.

Narcissa: *smiles and hugs Lucius* I made it. I knew I was better than you.

Lucius: *mutters* They just want to shag you.

Jaina: Nice er performance, Narcissa. How do you feel that you made it and not your husband?

Narcissa: *flips her plastic hair* Great, I knew I was sexier than Lucius. And I didn't have to use the Imperio curse on anyway for my performance. *smirks at Lucius*

Jaina: Well congratulations on advancing to the next round and good luck, you'll be up against some good performances.

Narcissa: Thank you, now if you excuse us, I have to make up for my actions and get back on Lucius's good side. *winks and pulls a grinning Lucius away*

Jaina: Well that we just too much information for me. I'm sure all of you guys out there loved that performance. Now that we are about halfway through our contestants we are going to let you vote for who you like best. So far we have James Potter, Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, Lily Evans and Narcissa Malfoy. Next week we'll let you vote for the contestants who you think should have made it but our judges rejected. At the end of all the contestants' one of the rejects will come back and perform again for another chance to win. Run those polls up with your voting. And see you next week with the results.