Hogwarts Idol

Hogwarts Idol

Chapter 4 Remus Lupin

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Jaina: Welcome back to Hogwarts Idol! I'm your host Jaina and we have a special treat for everyone today. No, I'm sorry, it is not the footage of Lucius Malfoy torturing muggles and crying to his stuffed, pink bunny. Our camera man has mysteriously died and the footage has gone missing. Instead we have Remus Lupin singing next! Remus is a studious Gryffindor and a werewolf. Let's hear it for him!

Harry: Professor Lupin? Wha....

Jaina: Obliviate. *mutters* When will he learn? *sighs* Welcome to Hogwarts Idol, Remus!

Remus: *walks up to the stage wearing a golden three piece suit* Thank you, but...er...did you have to mention to everyone that I am a....*whispers*....werewolf?

Jaina: Well, it's the only way they will understand the song you are singing. And I'm very good with memory charms; *winks* I'll put one on everybody after you are done.

Remus: But, won't they forget how I sang? They won't be able to vote for me.

Jaina: You think too much.

Remus: But....

Jaina: Shhsh. *she opens and closes her hand as to show him what to do*

Remus: Ok, howev...

Jaina: Shhsh. *pauses* And a shhsh before you speak. I hope you all enjoy Remus Lupin, and remember it is you who chooses the winner. But it's our judges, Hermione, Harry, and Ron, who chooses who will go on. Good luck, Remus!

Remus: *silently nods to Jaina and walks onto the stage* Hello, I'm Remus Lupin and I will be singing "Blue Moon" by the Platters. *begins*

Blue moon, you saw me standing alone,

Without a dream in my heart,

Without a love of my own.

*He starts stepping side to side, snapping his fingers*

Blue moon, you knew just what I was there for,

You heard me saying a prayer for,

Someone I really could care for.

*James, Sirius, and Peter suddenly appeared and join him as back up singers in the same gold suits singing into one microphone*

And then there suddenly appeared before me,

The only one my arms will ever hold,

I heard somebody whisper please adore me,

And when I looked the moon had turned to gold.

*Remus spins around and holds out a hand to the students*

Blue moon, now I'm no longer alone,

Without a dream in my heart,

Without a love of my own.

*Remus tilts his head back and starts singing the tune with no words*

Ohhhhh, Ohh Ohhhh Ohhhhhh.

Ron: Stop! Please stop! No more! What did I do to deserve this?

Jaina: *raises her wand at Ron, but Harry stops her and she turns to Remus* That was great! What a perfect song for you.

Remus: *blushes* Thank you, umm...could you put that memory charm on everyone now?

Jaina: Not yet. Our judges have to evaluate you, Hermione?

Hermione: Wow, I love this show! So many hot guys...er...I mean you did great, Professor Lupin.

Remus: Professor? *he looks confused*

Jaina: *sighs* She said Mister. *whispers to Remus* She has a lisp.

Hermione: I do not! *Jaina reaches for her wand again* Oppth. I do have a listhp. You may go on, what do you thay, Harry?

Harry: Dude, are we back in time? Cool!

Jaina: Harry! Don't make me...*holds up her wand* Just judge Remus.

Harry: Yeah, Remus. Very nice, dog. You have a good voice. What do you think, Ron?

Ron: *shakes his head* You are not good enough to become a Hogwarts Idol. *points to Remus* You will never win this contest! *millions of fangirls attack Ron* Ahh! Leave me alone! Go away! Fine, he is good enough to go on. *the fangirls leave Ron and flock around Remus*

Jaina: Congratulations Remus, how do you feel?

Remus: Umm....Help! *tries to fight his way out of all the fangirls*

Jaina: *she shoos the fangirls to the Hufflepuff table to fawn over Lockhart. She drags Remus over to her*

Remus: Thanks! Umm...could you put that memory charm on everyone now?

Jaina: Stop worrying. How do you feel that you get to go on?

Remus: Great! I'm so excited! Do you need any help with that memory charm?

Jaina: *sighs* Ask again and I'll set your fangirls on you. You are going to be competing with your best friends, James and Sirius. How do you feel about that?

Remus: Well, I think James and Sirius did very good but I think I had the better performance.

Jaina: *coughs* Right. *Remus leaves the stage* Thank you for joining us. Stay tuned next week for another Hogwarts Idol wannabe. Will they be good? Will they be horrible? Will they finally make Ron cry? Will I ever stop Obliviating Harry? Probably not. But join us next week on Hogwarts Idol! Obliviate!