- Rating:
- PG
- House:
- Riddikulus
- Characters:
- Harry Potter
- Genres:
- General Humor
- Era:
- Multiple Eras
- Spoilers:
- Philosopher's Stone Chamber of Secrets Prizoner of Azkaban
- Stats:
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Published: 01/28/2005Updated: 02/23/2005Words: 17,523Chapters: 9Hits: 21,383
Family Therapy
gemmadw
- Story Summary:
- Before there was Hogwarts for Harry, there was the Dursley family with two children, one of whom had no friends, hobbies, or even much of a life. Thanks to the generosity of the British Public Health system, the family was bound to be referred for therapy.... Beware of broken or falling glass! And yes, the author is actually a psychologist.
Chapter 01
01/28/2005Before there was Hogwarts for Harry, there was the Dursley family with two children, one of whom had no friends, hobbies, or even much of a life. Thanks to the generosity of the British Public Health system, the family was bound to be referred for therapy...Beware of broken or falling glass!
Chapter 02
01/30/2005Therapy with the Dursleys--not a fun experience for Harry or the shrink. Especially when the shrink starts noticing that things look a little fishy with this "too normal" family.
Chapter 03
01/30/2005Therapy progresses. People get wetter. "Relatives" check in. And cats mess in the office. Are the Dursleys heading for a Child Abuse report? is the therapist heading for pneumonia?
Chapter 04
02/04/2005Dudley joins the therapy. Much screaming ensues. Dr W's office gets to stay clean and dry. Dr S gets a come-uppance from various directions. Harry gets a laugh.
Chapter 05
02/10/2005The "Long Losts" arrive in force. The cat strikes back...and back...and back. The Protective Services CW is loopey. And the therapist is confused. Will Harry be back for more therapy?
Chapter 06
02/16/2005Therapy, without interruptions (sort of) at last! Felines, fire alarms, fish, and the usual freak office disruptions. At least the Cat is now on Our Side!
Chapter 07
02/20/2005At last--it's Great Aunt Minerva! Dr W gets freaked out, the Cat gets a belated holiday present, the office gets wetter, and Harry gets Trouble. Oh yes, and some good therapy gets done, as termination at last approaches.
Chapter 08
02/23/2005At last! Harry gets through therapy, the Doc gets likkered up on potion, the "Long Losts" show up in tandem, and the Cat barfs up a kidney in a bush!
Family Therapy Epilogue
02/23/2005At last! Harry gets through therapy, the Doc gets likkered up on potion, the "Long Losts" show up in a bunch, and the Cat barfs up a kidney in a bush!