FuchsiaNicole

It all seemed so simple when he proposed. They'd elope, of course, and no-one would be able to stop them. Malfoy and Hermione are finding out exactly how fast simple things can get very complicated... especially when you factor in abandoned ex-fiances, a reporter out for blood, quite a bit of drunken idiocy, a seventeen-year-old muggle without a clue, time spent in Jamaica, runny mascara, general dissatisfaction all around, sexy lies, puking pastilles, quidditch half-time sabotage, highly acidic hair-products, murderous grandmas, and a kind-of-but-not-quite pregnant bride... A three-week engagement never felt so long.