Rating:: PG-13
House:: Astronomy Tower
Characters:: Draco Malfoy Hermione Granger
Genres:: Romance Humor
Era:: Multiple Eras
Spoilers:: Philosopher's Stone Chamber of Secrets Prizoner of Azkaban Goblet of Fire Order of the Phoenix
Stats:: Published: 07/09/2005

Updated: 08/14/2005

Words: 5,566

Chapters: 2

Hits: 1,291

A Perfect Day to Elope

Story Summary:: It all seemed so simple when he proposed. They'd elope, of course, and no-one would be able to stop them. Malfoy and Hermione are finding out exactly how fast simple things can get very complicated... especially when you factor in abandoned ex-fiances, a reporter out for blood, quite a bit of drunken idiocy, a seventeen-year-old muggle without a clue, time spent in Jamaica, runny mascara, general dissatisfaction all around, sexy lies, puking pastilles, quidditch half-time sabotage, highly acidic hair-products, murderous grandmas, and a kind-of-but-not-quite pregnant bride... A three-week engagement never felt so long.

07/09/2005

It all seemed so simple when he proposed. They'd elope, of course, and no-one would be able to stop them.

Words: 3,820

08/14/2005

In which Ginny throws a hissy-fit and Draco hates tomatoes...

Words: 1,746