Albus Dumbledore: Dark Hippie Extraordinaire

What happens when Dumbledore gets sick of Harry taking too long to kill Voldie? He turns Hippie. Not only that. DARK Hippie. Yes, you heard it right. He's going to use Harry to kill Voldie and become the new baddie himself. And he's transformed all of the staff into peace-loving fools. Oh, the horror!

This Chapter: The Groove fest. A little conversation between Dumbledore and Voldie. Ernie Macmillan snogs a telescope.

This Chapter: Ron has a Butt fetish. Dumbledore and Voldie have a picnic. More for you Ernie/Telescope shippers out there. I know I turned some of you to that great ship!