Eternal Queen
Trivial Pursuit by Eternal Queen
05/08/2003Peter Pettigrew lost his wand the night he betrayed the Potters. Now it has been resold to an unsuspecting Ravenclaw loner at Hogwarts, and Pettigrew will do anything to get it back.
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Chapters: 4
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Neville Longbottom and the (Pink) Cake of Doom by Eternal Queen
04/22/2003Got sick of the same old fics about the heirs to the Founders of Hogwarts? Try a new persepctive here!
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Chapters: 1
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The Cock Which Crows by Eternal Queen
03/14/2003Sequel to Snape's New Look. Hermione has returned to Hogwarts, looking for revenge and a husband. Could the Hogwarts staff help Hermione out? Although there is no graphic sex, this story includes smutty humor and swearing, as well as mentions of homosexuality.
Words: 2,295
Chapters: 2
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Snape's New Look by Eternal Queen
02/24/2003Severus Snape with blue hair, Minerva McGonagall in a thong, and a cussing Hermione all come together in this humorous post-Voldemort fic. Mentions of sex, homosexuality, and swearing.
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Chapters: 1
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