Harry Potter and the I Don't Know What...

Chap.6: I can't think for a title right now.

Harry: Blah!

Voice#2: So Harry was getting really bored at the Weasels.

Voice#1: They always...

Voice#1: Uhmmm....

Hermione: Why is your title has lights?! (A/N: I don't know if you can see them but it's like Vegas lights all around the names)

All: Yeah!

Author: You want one?

Hermione: Yeah!

Harry: Her...uhmm...

Hermione: You can barely read my name! (A/N: It's shimmering)

Fred: Try to ask her gently.

Hermione: Can I please have those pretty colors around my name?

George: Your Majesty.

Hermione: Can I please have those pretty colors around my name, your Majesty? Hey!

Author: Sure.

Hermione: Ohhhh... Pretty colors.

Molly: Yes, very handsome!

Roncrickets: You should marry them!

Ron: Hey! We wanted to marry her! If you don't want her go away!

Crickets: Okay!!!!

Arthur: No! I want to marry her!

Molly: What?! But we're happily married!

Voice#2: Not anymore! They got divorced out of nowhere by Severus Snape.

Harry: What is he doing here?!

Snapey: Part time job.

Harry: Oh.

Arthur: I never want to see you again!

Molly: Fine, be that way! And I didn't wash your underwear last night!

Arthur: Why? We weren't fighting last night.

Molly: Euh.... I'm leaving!

Arthur: Buh bye!

Voice#1: So she left to be with Bill.

Voice#2: They fell in love.

Voice#1: Had 7 kids and lived off Bill's stolen money.

Bill: I didn't steal the money!

Charlie: I did.

Bill: And plus I can't marry my own mother!

Molly: Oh, it's okay, cutty pie, you were adopted.

Bill: Oh, I feel strangely sad but still happy that I am not breeding with my own mother.

Arthur: Righttttttttttttttttttttt......................... And soon I'm gonna be breeding with H...

Hermione: NO!!!!!!

Arthur: Yes, foolish child! You are gonna marry me!

Hermione: No!

Arthur: Yes!

Voice#2: This goes about 2 hours...

Arthur: No! I got enough!

Hermione: Yes!

Arthur: So, you want to marry Ron?

Hermione: I do!

Snapey: And by the witnesses in front of me I name Woman and Husband these two things!

Harry: What?!

Snapey: Part time job.

Voice#1: And they got married! (A/N: HaHaHa! You thought she was going to marry the lights did you?)

Hermione: Hey you tricked me!

Arthur: That's the point honey! Now let's go to our honeymoon!

Hermione: Yeah! Yeah! But my parents aren't gonna be happy to know that married a poor person.

Arthur: Don't worry I'll pay them.

Voice#2: And they went to their honeymoon on the moon which was covered with honey.

Fred: I think that was too literal.

Voice#2: Shut up kid!

Voice#1: Meanwhile, the author was running out of ideas so decided to do a slash fic.

Harry: What?!

Voice#1: Involving Grabbe and Harry.

All: What?!

Harry: The horror! The horror!

Voice#2: Sorry, if you can give her ideas...

Harry: Her who?

Voice#1: The author.

Harry: Oh, she's a girl huh?

Fred: Hey! Hey! Don't mess with her she's mine!

Harry: Oh, yeah? You want to fight me for her? Huh? Huh?

Fred: Let's get it on!

Voice#2: So the two boys started to fight for the authors feelings.

Voice#1: While Charlie had shopped for their school materials at "Witches "R" Us" (A/N: Something I read in a Charmed book "Something wiccan this way comes")

Charlie: Whoa! That's a cool place, dudes!

Ginny: Where?

Charlie: Witches "R" Us!

Ron: Where is it?

Charlie: That's a good question!

Ron: And the answer...

Charlie: Shut up! I'm looking for it!

Voice#2: And...

Charlie: You're darkening my thoughtssssssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ginny: Does that mean that we have to shut up?

Charlie: YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Voice#1: 50 years later...

Old Ginny: So... Did you decide where it is?

Charlie: (Now dead)..............................

Old Ginny: Charlie?

Old Ron: I think he's sleeping.

Old George: I think he's dead.

Voice#2: Now you're never gonna get the answer!

Fred: (Who had won the fight with Harry and was now happily married to the author) (A/N: Hehehe!) Hey! How come you're still young?!

Harry: Yeah!

Voice#1: We're voices, darling.

Fred: Oh, Now let's time travel!

Voice#2: 50 years before....

Ginny: I was a monkey!!

Harry: Yep, we're back.

Ron: Hey! Charlie's still dead!

Voice#2: Good for him.

George: He probably thought too much.

Fred: He always had a small mind.