Harry Potter and the I Don't Know What...

Chap.4: The "the feet" of Voldemort

Hermione: Well, that's new.

Voldie: What I thought you said I wouldn't die till book 7!

Voice#2: Yeah!

Voice#1: Well, isn't obvious!

All: No.

Voice#1: Oh, I thought you knew why.

Harry: Hushah!

All: Huh?!

Harry: I just wanted to have something to say in this chapter.

Voice#2: Poor, poor sick boy.

Hermione: Yep.

Voldie: I got it! I have to walk to Miami because it says "the feet" of Voldemort! So, bye, see you in book 7! If y'all wait 'till then! (He went to Miami)

Harry: Okayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy..., what was that?

Voice#1: The end of chapter 4.

chap.5: I'm bored.

Ron: I think the author's bored.

Fred: Oh! Ronald! What made you say that?!

Ron: (Mystic voice, Jamaican) I saw it in my dream... There were purple flowers everywhere...

George: Put a sock in it!

Harry: (rapper)

Hey!

Ho!

Ron wha' ya thank ya dong.

You look lak a dog.

Makan' a foooooolllllllllllllllllllll of ya sel

Putang da sokkkkkkkkkkkkkkk in ya shell

Voice#1, 2& Hermione: Hey! Ho! Dum dam dadudadum!

Harry: (still rapper)

Mi an' ma homeys

Ma comeys

Ma shomeys

Came do wisi' yo loneys

Do do da sho cheeseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Molly: What a wonderful song!

Ron: Yes marrrrrrrrrrrrrrvelous! Pf!

Molly: Ronald whatever your middle name is Weasley! Show more edge!

Ron: Ma'm, yes ma'm!

Voice#1: Meanwhile...

Percy: Oh, Harry, you are the love of my life! I can not live without you!

Harry: Percy what are you doing?!

Percy: What?! Isn't this fic the one that we fall in love and run away from our families and live happily ever after?

Harry: No! That's the one in the 3^rd compartment to the left!

Percy: Oh! Sorry, got lost.

Ron: Yes, o big brother!

Percy: Put a sock in it!

Voice#1: So, as you might have guess we're at the Weasleys!

Hermione: I thought we were at my house! How did we get here?!

Voice#2: With magic!

Hermione: Ha! Ha!

Voice#1: Yes, he's very funny.

Voice#2: I am indeed!

All: I'm bored.

Fred: We can see now what the author meant with "I'm bored".

George: Yes, indeed, she is very clever.

Author: Hey! Hey! I love you guys, but that won't keep me from smacking yours heads! I became an expert at school!

Ginny: Who'd ya smack?

Author: Uhmm... Boys.

Charlie: Which one?

Author: Mostly anyone who annoys me.

Bill: Oh, I see.

Ron: Well, Bill, while everyone was talking you said "I".

Bill: Put a sock in it!

Harry: I don't think he has any place left in his mouth!

Voice#2: At the Burrow, Molly was cleaning the house, Arthur was fired from his job and was now sitting on the sofa reading "What to do when you're fired for dummies", and Bill was in his room dancing all around money...

Voice#1: That he's been keeping from his family for years!

Bill: Hey! I do not!

Charlie: I do.

All: What?!

Charlie: I mean... William, how can you do such a thing to your family?!

Ginny: Let's kick him out!

Voice#2: So they did.

Voice#1: Did you ever notice that every member of the family has their names shortened. Bill=William, Charlie=Charles, Ginny=Virginia, Ron=Ronald, Fred=Frederick... (A/N: There's Percy and Molly, but I'm still working on that.)

Harry: Can I point out something?

Molly: Sure, you don't have to ask us about it.

Harry: I'm bored.

Crickets: We want a bigger part in this story!

Ron: Sure, take my place.

Crickets: Okay, from now on we're the "Roncricks"

Voice#2: So.............................................Harry's bored?

Fred: I'm bored.

George: I'm bored.

Charlie: I'm bored.

Bill: I'm bored.

Harry: I'm borrowed.

Ginny: I'm bored.

Molly: I'm bored.

Hermione: I'm bored.

Roncricks: I'm bored.

Voice#1: I'm bored.

Voice#2: I'm bored.

Arthur: I'm hungry.

Author: BUFFY'S ENDING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? WHY?!?!?!?WHY?!?!?!? WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Voice#1: She just watched Buffy and there's 2 weeks left.

Author: What am I gonna do without Buffy?!!!!!!! She was the one who made me strong (also Charmed but Buffy's the source of my powers). Who am I gonna be?!!!!!! If you love Buffy please e-mail me and I'm serious now I need someone to talk to! There's only 2 weeks left! And even Angel's coming next week! What's gonna happen to Spike (My luv) what was the letter that Buffy left him?! If she breaks his heart, I'll kill the bitch!! Just kidding! But please e-mail me!

George: That ust made my day!

Harry: Who's Buffy?

Fred: And that just made my day!

Roncricks: So... the day's over?