Harry Potter and the I Don't Know What...

Chap.3: Not at the Dursleys anymore!

Author: I should really put new words on the chapters.

Hermione: Yeah, you should.

Voice#1: GU...guys! Isn't cutting our argument with a chapter more important!!!!

Voice#2: Yeah!

Hermione, Harry& Author: Nope!

Author: You guys are talking wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy much!

Hermione: Then why don't you replace them?

Author: Well...

Harry: (sarcastically) 'Cause she's being nice to me!

Hermione: Huh?!

Harry: Just forget it!

Voice#2: Dum dum dudum dum dum dudum.... (A/N : it's a wedding march)

Voice#1: Dude, why ya singing the wedding march?

Voice#2: Aren't Harry and Hermione getting married?

Voice#1: Pfffffff! Let's go back to the story, shall we?

Voice#2: We shall!

Hermione&Harry: What?!

Voice#2: Nothing, so Harry and Hermione went to their car.

Harry: What?!

Voice#2: Okay, okay. They went to Hermione's car.

Hermione: Would you just stop that!!!! &/%&+/&%/&%&)??(!%'!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Voice#1& 2: Whattttttttttttttttttttt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You kiss Harry with that mouth!!!!!!!!!!1

Her-my-own-ninny: Would you just... Why...is...my...name...HER-MY-OWN-NINNY?!!!!

Harry: I told ya!

Voice#1: Hehehehehe! Well anyway if this keeps going on we'll never arrive at Hogwarts!

Voice#2: Yes, okay, but before Harry and Hermione got into the car they saw the Dursleys dancing...

Voice#1: The square dance!

Voice#2: With weird looking owls doing the waltz!!!!!!!!!!!!(A/N: I don't know where that came from!)

Voice#1: And they were wearing bunny pjs!!!!

Voice#2: And singing: "Hello Dolly"!

Owls: Hello Dolly!

Well Hello Dolly

It's so nice to see you going away.....

Harry: Hermione! Let's go!

Hermione: No! I want to stay here!

Harry: Voices!

Voice#2: Hello Dolly...

Voice#1: Okay, okay, so they arrived to the Grangers house

Harry: Wow! Big house!

Hermione: That's not my house! That's the Big Ben! My house is there!

Voice#2: And it was! It was a really normal house!

oice#1: Except that there were big dentist chairs on the garden. The house was pink (A/N: Ewwwwwwwwwwwww! Hate pink!) and pale green!

Hermione: Whattttttttttttttttttttttttt??????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Harry: Ewwwwwwwwwwww! Hermione, you got a weird taste!

Hermione: They...! Let's just go inside!

Voice#1: The inside of the house was better, except that...

Voice#2: Voldemort was there!

Voldie: Mwahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahah! (Waits for an introduction) So aren't you gonna give me an introduction?!

Voice#1: Oh, yeah! Sorry.

Voice#2: Hereeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee he is! The man!

Voice#1: Who was beaten by a baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Voldie: Tank you, thank y... Now wait a minute!

Hermione&Harry: (Had now...died) Hahahahahahhahahahhahhahahhahahahhahahhahahahah!!

Voice#2: Oh, no! The protagonist and her girlfriend died! And at the 3th chapter!

Voice#1: Author! What kind of sick joke is this?!

Voldie: I like this fanfiction! Now I can rule the world and have a book named after me! Only it will be called something like "Voldemort and the death of the Mudbloods" or even "Voldemort and the Miami Nude beach". (A/N: Vivid imagination I have)

Voice#2: Oh! Harry! Why did you have to go and die?!Why?! Why?!

Harry: 'Cause I was bored from this boring book and saving the world crap!

Hermione: Watch your language boy! Yo mama didn't make a fool of herself just to hear you spread dos nasty words!

Voldie: Okayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy... This is getting all too weird! I thought we were British!

Voice#1&2: But we're not!

Voldie: Oh,

Author: People, people, people! Would you stop with the "ohs".

Harry, Hermione&Voldie: No!

Voice# 1&2: Sure!

Author: If you don't I'll let the voices do horrible things to ya'll!

Harry&Hermione: But we're already dead!

Voldie: And I'm gonna die in this book!

Author: Voldie, you're not. If you die now J.K Rowling will have nothing to write about in the next books, they'll be too boring! So you have to always fight Harry and probably he's gonna kill you in the last book!

Voldie: Oh, so why am I always worried? Why don't Ijust go to Miami and relax?

Author: Good question.

Voice#1: But no answer. Can we just go back to the ...

Voice#2: Story?!

Author: Okay, but I will make you "nos" suffer! Mwhahahahhhahahahahahahhahahahahahah!!

Voice#2: Gotcha! So, because Harry and Hermione had died, Snapey burst into the house crying.

Snapey: Boo hoo hoo! Why is my name Snapey?

Voice#1: Wrong question!

Snapey: O.K... Harry! Why did you have to go and die?! I have something to tell you (in Darth Vader voice) I am your.................. (Very long dramatic pause)..............Mother!

All: What!!!!!!

Snapey: Yes! Your father, Lily, was disgused as a man that night and me as a woman and we were drunk! The rest is you.

Harry: A...A...And my father? Why do I look like him so much?

Snapey: Uh...umm...uhhhh... And I have something to tell you too! Hermione, I love you!

Crikets: Chirp, chirp, chirp...

All: Oh, we all know that.

Snapey: I'm gonna go now!

Voice#2: And he was gone!