Harry Potter and the I Don't Know What...

Chap.2: Leaving the Dursleys.

Voice#1: As the title said it...

Voice#2: Harry's leaving the Dursleys!

Voice#1: You know this finishing each others sentences thing is creepy.

Harry: (sights) here we go again!

Voice#2: So, Harry went downstairs and asked his aunt if he can go to the Grangers. (A/N: This sounds weird, huh? It's usually the Weasleys).

Harry: I was upstairs?

Voice#1: Yes.

Aunt Petunia: Who are they?

Harry: Mug... Normal folks, just like you!

Aunt Petunia: Normal, huh?

Harry: Yeah, at least her parents.

Aunt Petunia: How will they arrive?

Harry: With a car.

Aunt Petunia: A normal car?

Harry: Yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss.......................................

Voice#2: Woman, drop the questions. He's going!

Aunt Petunia: Who said that?!

Voice#1: The ghost of your house!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Mwahhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!

Aunt Petunia: Ohhhhhh, right. But you're not gonna stay for dinner!

Voice#1: Wha...?

Harry: I'm leaving the Dursleys! Lalalallallallallalalallalalalalal...............

Voice#2: So, Harry went back to sleep.

Harry: But it's 6 o'clock!

Voice#2: Even though it was 6 o'clock.

Harry: (mumbling)

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Harry: Why are there dots?

Voice#1: They show that a day is over.

Harry: So, I never slept?

Voice#1: Yeah, you did but...

Voice#2: It would've been boring to watch you sleep!

Harry: AAAAAAAAAAAaarrrrrrrrgggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!

Voice#1: You a pirate?

Voice#2: Aye, matee?

Harry: I don't think "matee" is spelled that way.

Voice#2: What do you suggest?

Harry: That you open a dictionary (A/N: I don't even think that "mate" is in the dictionary!).

Voice#2: Know it all!

Voice#1: Well, anyway, Harry went downstairs and ate breakfast.

Harry: I was upstairs?

Voice#1: Yes,

Voice#2: I'm bored; whatchyou ate for break, Harry?

Harry: Break?

Voice#1: Breakfast, darling, we are Americans.

Harry: Oh! But I'm british and I don't have any accent.

Voice#2: The author's not British.

Harry: Oh, (A/N: is it just me or is there a lot ohs in this story).

Voice#1: Anyhooooo...........

Voice#2: Is that French?

Voice#1: What....? No?

Harry& Voice#2: Oh,(A/N: told ya)

Voice#1: This is French: Bon, Harry avait mange du pain au chocolat avec des croissants et du lait mais Dudley, n'avait rien mange et avait maintenant peur d'Harry. (A/N : I go to a french school (Lycee Français de New York) in New York so I kind of know French like my main language).

Harry & Voice#2: Oh, Okay...

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Harry: Why are there dots again?

Voice#1: I'm not sure...

Voice#2: Author!

Author: What?!

Voice#1: Why are there dots?

Author: 'Causeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee......I felt like it!

Voice#2: Good enough reason...

Harry: Yeah...

Voice#1: Guys!

Voice#2: What! She's right...

Harry: The dots are wicked! ( A/N: Hey! I remembered to do the accent!)

Voice#1: But that means a day is over! And Hermione didn't come!

Harry& Voice#2: Oh...

Author: I guess you'r right... Ignore it, let just say it also means: Shut the hell up, and get on with the story!!!!

Harry, Voice#1& Voice#2: Oh!

Author: Would you guys shut-up with the "ohhhhhhSssssssssss"!

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Voice#2: So, when it was 5 o'clock, the doorbell rang.

Doorbell: rinnnnnngggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg!!!!!!!!

Uncle Vernon: Even the doorbell has something to say in this story! Why don't I have one?!

Voice#1: You just had one now.

Uncle Vernon: Oh.

Voice#2: Now go answer the door.

Hermione: Hi! Harry!

Harry: ZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz....Wha..? Oh, Hermione, the voices bored me to sleep.

Voice#1: Hermione gave a big hug too......

Voice#2: Uncle Vernon!!!!!!!!

Hermione&Uncle Vernon: What!!!!!!!!!

Harry: (giggling) sorry, that's the price you'r gonna have to pay to hang with me.

Hermione: Oh, but Harry, you just...giggled! (Dies of laughing)

Harry: What!! Hermione! Wake up!

Hermione: I wasn't sleeping!

Harry: Oh.