The Harry Zone: A Bunny Lover's Birthday

"Y'Know, This Isn't So Bad"

(Pop!)

Ginny, Harry, Ron, Hermione, Draco, Remus, Minerva, Tom, Albus, James, Lily, Sirius, Peter, Sibyll, Severus, Draco, and any other HP character I can endearingly call by a first name: What the-?

Disembodied Voice: Hi, this is my fic, and a MST. I'm not going to even try and avoid being clichéd. You, the characters of H.P, will have to act furious at intervals. Also, for no apparent reason other than all the other, more experienced authors does it, I will use your first names.

Severus: Do we have to pay bills, eat, use the bathroom, or work?

Disembodied Voice: Well, nope.

Remus: Y'Know, this isn't so bad. All we have to do is read a dumb story, and scream.

Disembodied Voice: Right-o. Oh, and to make this a bit easier on you, I as a disembodied voice, can put in random objects for your amusement. While the dumb story takes, you can do what ever you want, but when it's time for you to scream, you have to start complaining about the stupid story in a room all decked out in white.

Hermione: That's it? OK.

Everyone else besides the Disembodied Voice and Hermione: (murmured agreement)

Disembodied Voice: Oh, and I have to put in random mis-spellings.

One dey, the famouse trio were doing karèoke. Den Dwakie said "I want 2 do karoke 2!". Harry said "Yay! Now, we can prateeand to be in luuuuuuuuuurve!!!"

But den, Ginny said "Me and Dwakie wer ment 2 be." They started snoggin, an got maried.

Next Remus came awong, and announced he an Sirius were in lurve, so they snogged, too!

Ginny, reading the story: Wow, this is bad.

Disembodied Voice: Look, I want great reviews. If you guys will go crazy, I can get those reviews. So hop to it.

Tom, stopping his evil planning: Fine. How's this: Aargh! I will kill you, disembodied voice!(starts Avada Kedrava-ing the white ceiling. Nothing happens.)

Disembodied Voice: Great, great. One glowing review down!

Minerva: Ooh, my turn! Now, you voice, stop breaking the rules, or else I shall take house points off you, disembodied voice!

Disembodied Voice: That entire line from the ooh to the exclamation point is so out of character, it's not even funny. Yay! Ten more reviews!

*zappums*

"It's us, James 'n' Lily! Guess what... Sevvie is Harry's Dada, not James."

"Daddy!" cries Harry, he and Sevvie have a nice warm reunion.

Lily and Sevvie and James are all snogging together. Everyones in love. The karaoke is being sung by Tom and Peter.

Disembodied Voice: Look, I know you're all having a great time playing Monopoly, but I need some crazy remarks here.

Ron, looking up from Monopoly: Ha! Hermione, you owe me fifteen dollars...Anyway...Yo, Disembodied Voice! Do you like the Chudley Cannons? You don't? I'm gonna hurt you!

Disembodied Voice: That's not funny at all. But people will call it funny in reviews. Yay! More glowing reviews for me!

Hermione: Ron, here's the fifteen dollars. I'll win it back, don't you worry. For my crazy speech: Where's my library? I want a book! I want a BOOK!

Disembodied Voice: How clichéd is that? Very. But to heck with good writing, on with good reviews!

All da Harry Potty peep were so happy. It was really nice. I'm so glad. Aren't you? (A/N: Trishy, email me @ this_is_o_off_what_little_plot_there_is

@whyhaven'tyouclickedthebackbutton.con)

Oh My God! What now! Alby and Sevvie are fighting! How horrid!

Peter: Yes! I now own all the railroads! OK, I'm going to do that evil skulking thing now for my speech: I'm not skulking! Not me!

Disembodied Voice: Right, I think that's long enough to get me some good reviews.

Sirius: But the story hasn't ended!

Disembodied Voice: What story? But, I'll get good reviews. Lots of good reviews.

Draco: You pompous, annoying creature. Do you even care about the quality of your story as long as you get good reviews?

Disembodied Voice: Hey! That's mean - take this, you brat...

(Draco gets stuck inside a straitjacket. All characters look at him for a moment, and then snap out of their trance. Albus uses magic to put the Monopoly game away)

Sibyll: I predict this would be a good time for this story to end.

The End