BobtheStenchmaster

Why must Ron and Harry still be such bumbling teenagers? From Harry mistakenly assuming his dream girl is in a coma (in fact she is, but is occasionally out of it - confusing, to be sure, but who cares? Just read the damn thing!) and dating her lookalike, a Starbucks employee who had been mugged by a rampaging Norse god, to Ron making false assumptions about Hermione's true feelings for him, and asking her out (needless to say he was rejected), only to see her later dating a Slytherin (not what you'd expect from the girl who punched Malfoy in the face, but hey! Whose story is it, anyway?), the dynamic romantically-failed duo sets out to save the world and save their emotions.