- Rating:
- PG-13
- House:
- Schnoogle
- Characters:
- Blaise Zabini Ginny Weasley
- Genres:
- Drama Romance
- Era:
- Multiple Eras
- Spoilers:
- Philosopher's Stone Chamber of Secrets Prizoner of Azkaban Goblet of Fire Order of the Phoenix
- Stats:
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Published: 09/12/2005Updated: 12/12/2005Words: 4,506Chapters: 2Hits: 925
Harry Potter and the Thunder of Thor
BobtheStenchmaster
- Story Summary:
- Why must Ron and Harry still be such bumbling teenagers? From Harry mistakenly assuming his dream girl is in a coma (in fact she is, but is occasionally out of it - confusing, to be sure, but who cares? Just read the damn thing!) and dating her lookalike, a Starbucks employee who had been mugged by a rampaging Norse god, to Ron making false assumptions about Hermione's true feelings for him, and asking her out (needless to say he was rejected), only to see her later dating a Slytherin (not what you'd expect from the girl who punched Malfoy in the face, but hey! Whose story is it, anyway?), the dynamic romantically-failed duo sets out to save the world and save their emotions.
Chapter 01
09/12/2005Why must Ron and Harry still be such bumbling teenagers? From Harry mistakenly assuming his dream girl is in a coma (in fact she is, but is occasionally out of it - confusing, to be sure, but who cares? Just read the damn thing!) and dating her lookalike, a Starbucks employee who had been mugged by a rampaging Norse god; to Ron making false assumptions about Hermione's true feelings for him, and asking her out (needless to say he was rejected), only to see her later dating a Slytherin (not what you'd expect from the girl who punched Malfoy in the face, but hey! Whose story is it, anyway?), the dynamic romantically-failed duo sets out to save the world and save their emotions.
Chapter 02 - Chapter 2
12/12/2005Thor cannot find the right girl, Blaise is toying with the wrong girl, Harry tries to kill his best friend, Ron is depressed, and I can't think of a good rhyme here except for 'this is the end'.