Attack of the Preppy Cheerleaders

Chapter Two: The Invasion Was Official

Hogwarts had been officially invaded by cheerleaders.

"Do they ever take off their uniforms?" Roslyn complained, eying a group off giggling, peppy cheerleaders standing around the common room, surrounded by a group of male admirers.

"Okay, this calls for serious measures," Lily said firmly, getting a piece of parchment and a quill.

"Is that Sirius?!" Roslyn asked, not paying one iota of attention to Lily, focused on the crowd of boys swooning over the cheerleaders.

"Ros, can we please refrain from killing Sirius until we've finished our discussion?" Haleigh asked exasperatedly.

"And that's Remus and James over there!" Roslyn declared.

"WHAT?!?!?!" the two girls exploded. Remus heard this, and turned, smile fading as he saw his girlfriend's face.

"Uh... hi Hal," he said meekly. Roslyn and Lily seized Haleigh to keep her from ripping off Remus's head and using it as a bludger.

"Alright, this means war!" Haleigh snapped. "Remus Lupin, step away from the cheerleaders,"

"But...

"Step away from the cheerleaders!" Haleigh repeated, irritation boiling over in her voice.

Remus sighed, and backed away, beaten.

Finally, when the whole of the two groups (minus Sirius) had assembled, Lily took charge.

"We have to know what we're up against," She declared, and then drew up the following chart:

"Hey! Ashley's not that bad!" James protested. Lily glared at him.

"And how would you know?" she asked fiercely. James shrank back in his chair.

"Never mind... he muttered.

Lily scowled, then turned back to the chart.

"We've already planned our course of action," she said to the boys, indicating herself, Roslyn, and Haleigh.

"Well, what are you planning to do?" Peter asked, curious.

"For starters," Lily said diplomatically. "We shall not sit in the bleachers," Roslyn and Haleigh nodded solemnly. "We shall wander beneath them, and commit mild acts of mayhem," Two more nods.

"I see... said James, exchanging glances with Remus and Peter. They were all thinking the same thing - the girls had lost their minds. "And what will you call yourselves?"

"We are - as of now - the Resident Anti-Preps of Gryffindor Tower," Roslyn explained.

"Oh boy," moaned Remus. A glare from Haleigh silenced him. She was apparently still touchy on the subject of cheerleaders.

"Do we have to help out with this?" Peter whined.

Lily glared. "Suit yourself," she snapped.

James stood up. "We will," he turned to walk away, and Remus and Peter followed.

"And don't you dare go anywhere near those cheerleaders!" Lily called after him. He groaned.

"I think she's caught on to me," he muttered to Remus, who shrugged, and nodded towards Haleigh, saying something that made James nod in sympathy. Haleigh was glaring bloody murder at the both of them.

"Those cheerleaders are dead," She said venomously.

Roslyn and Lily agreed, with relish.

Lily glanced after her boyfriend's retreating back, and found herself wondering about his comment on the subject of a certain cheerleader.

It was time to see what a little Miss Amanda Potter knew about this.