Oh My God! The Marauders Are... Reading?

It was a blustery day at Hogwarts. The sun was shining, the birds were chirping, and everything was quiet. Too quiet. Way too quiet, especially if you go to school with the notorious Marauders! The fabulous four were well known with in the enormous school. No, they weren't known for being brilliant. (Even though they were.) They weren't known for being gorgeous.

(James and Sirius yes, but have you ever looked at Peter, yuck!) No, the Marauders were famous for being... pranksters! Every week, a new plan, a new joke was planned and performed. They were rarely caught, even though every single prank was loud, messy and hilarious! Sure, all the teachers suspected the Marauders, but they never could prove it.

Anyway, as I was saying, it was far too quiet. Normally, the sounds of explosions filled the air, but not today. No, today, sitting inside of the Gryffindor boys dormitories, were the Marauders, and they were bored!

"So... has anyone come up with anything to do?" asked James Potter. James was pretty much the ringleader of the Marauders. He was a black-haired, bespectacled boy. Some day, so far unknown to him, he will grow up to marry Lily Evens and father Harry Potter! But right now, James is just another kid at Hogwarts.

"I have NO idea," replied Sirius Black, who was lying face down on his bed. Sirius was second in command, as well as best friends with James. He also has quite a reputation at Hogwarts. Sirius had a different girlfriend every week, sometimes every day! He had gone out with almost every single girl at Hogwarts. (Excluding Lily Evens, she's James'.) With his dark-haired features and bright blue eyes, he was very handsome.

"How about we...never mind," suggested Remus Lupin. Remus was light haired with a pale complexion. Every month, much to his friends' dismay, he would disappear for a few days. Remus was the logical one. He always thought things over and was less rambunctious than the rest of the Marauders.

"Oh, come on, Remus! Tell us! Anything has to be better than this," whined Peter Pettigrew. Peter was a short, stout boy with sandy hair. He had a pointed face, making him look a lot like a rodent, specifically a rat.

"It's just that, well... I don't know," Remus muttered. He obviously wasn't to keen on telling his friends his idea.

"Come on, Remus! Tell us," replied James.

"Well, you see, last year I was messing around with my wand and I accidentally created a black hole," he explained, lifting up the bed skirt to his bed, revealing a big, black hole.

"Wow, but aren't those, uhm, illegal?" asked Sirius, instantly interested.

"Yah, so?" asked Remus. "Anyway, the other day, while I was checking to see if it was still there, this book flew out at me," he said, holding up a small book.

The Marauders crowded around Remus, trying to see the book.

"Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban? Who is this bloke? James, are you related?" asked Peter.

"I don't know, maybe. He sure does look like me!" replied James.

"Yah, the same stupid expression is on his face too!" exclaimed Sirius, as he moved to escape James' tackle.

"Do you guys want to read it?" squeaked Peter.

"Alright," agreed the rest of the group, then they all, minus Remus, turned to stare at Remus.

"Okay then... I guess that I'll read it out loud..." Remus muttered as he picked up the book and began to read the first page.

"Harry Potter was a highly unusual boy in many ways..."