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James Potter has a hole in his sock, and he can't help wishing the girl sitting across from him were someone else.

It's the night of the final battle and Ron finds himself having to do something he never dreamed of. A companion story to Sincerely, Harry James Potter relating to events mentioned in chapter 4.

What happens when Ron has to fill in at Gred and Forge's Qwick-Stop Wizard Convenience Store? Mob scenes, a funeral, a Quidditch match, a dead guy in the bathroom, Draco the drug dealer, and more. A complete rip off of Kevin Smith's movie "Clerks". Featuring Dante!Ron, Randall!Harry, Veronica!Hermione, William!Neville, Caitlyn!Fleur, Jay!Draco and... Silent Bob as himself. Everyone's totally and completely OOC. (Except Silent Bob. He doesn't talk much here either.)

James and Sirius discover the joys of Chinese take-away and those pesky fortune cookies. Set during MWPP era between sixth and seventh year. R/S implied, unrequited J/L.

It was a dark and stormy night... the kind of night when ghosts are abroad...

H/Hr love. Post-Hogwarts.

Sequel to Secrets Withheld. Hermione's getting ready to plan the wedding. She still have to tell Harry and Ron though. And she still has to tell her parents. Will she and her love ever get the wedding that they want?

Oliver Wood, Captain and Keeper of Puddlemere United, certainly has a busy season. And in a game against the Holyhead Harpies, he meets an unexpected match. Will this game have effects on not only his Quidditch career, but his life as well?

One of the students of Hogwarts has been murdered, and now everyone is sorting out their alibis.

Oliver's story on how, when, and why he fell in love with Percy Weasley.

Gandalf the White writes to Dumbledore about "copyright infringement," Dumbledore talks about his Dancing Trophy, and Gandalf becomes obsessed with Professor Flitwick.

'Remus, you remind me of the babe.' 'Er - what babe?' 'The babe with the power.' 'What power?!' 'The power of voodoo.' 'Who do?' 'You do!' 'ARGH! Do bloody what?!' 'Remind me of the babe!' ~~ A Laby-flavored HP fic - funny & fluffy Remus/Sirius.

What Ron, Hermione, and Harry would say if they read some of the fanfiction out there. Set at Hermione's house, where the three have spent the last two months of their summer holidays.

Colin Creevey\\\'s end–of–year report at the end of his first year. He did have a good excuse, of course.

Fred and George Weasley, owners of Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes and master purveyors are proud to present to you their best and well-told bizarre Weasley food tales for the humor pleasure of everyone from kids to adults. That's right, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls - the food tales fresh from The Burrow in Ottery St. Catchpole! Need to say more? Nuff said!

What happens when the Marauders, Harry, Hermione and Ron are thrown into a room, together? What if there was a muggle girl and a paperback book waiting for them?

I've decided at last to take control of my life and write a diary, which will tell the truth about Lily Evans.....

When Lily goes into labour, James is unceremoniously kicked out of the bedroom. To help pass the time, he owls his friends Sirius, Peter and Remus.

In which Hermione scolds, Ginny teases, Harry feels insulted, and Ron is just confused.

SNAPE KILLS HARRY AND ****S HERMIONE!!! Well, I think that's eye-catching and exciting enough...

After an accident Draco finds himself in an interesting predicament and must find a way to save himself. Features veela!Draco, Harry/ Draco.

Ginny Weasley is a twenty-something year old single witch, with a job she hates. Her friends claim her talent is matchmaking, but she doesn't get why they always want her to "match" them. Her couples always have high sucess rates. Always, except for her own. Who will save her from dying alone and loveless?

Sherlock!Sirius solves his first mystery.

He was still talking. With those desirous lips of his. Why could I only focus on his mouth? Damn sexual tension, I swear it ruled my life. I liked it, but you know what? I was sick of it! HG, Challenge by my friend Skittlehog.

Set in Harry's 6th year. His relationship with Ginny quickly turns to something else and they have to battle through the Second War together. H/G, R/H.

During the summer after Harry's fourth year, Sirius's name is cleared after Peter Pettigrew is caught. He has now taken up the position of Defense Against the Dark Arts professor at Hogwarts....

A Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes instructional publication by Fred and George Weasley.

You've come back, again! What is your sick fascination with reading my secrets? Yes, I found those notes you left in my last diary. I can't believe you read it. Well, for the severly disturbed, here is my latest edition. I hope you have the decency to keep it to yourself. This is private stuff, you know.``~Draco~``Sequel to the acclaimed 'I Am A Slug'

Severus learns that small children can remember quite a lot.

A Muggle Studies assignment gone horribly... right: “Right,” Ron grumbled to himself, nodding emphatically. “Dirch’s a loon, Seamus is a dead man, Ernie is the most annoyingly adorable bloke alive, and I am not in love with Draco Malfoy.”

The DADA Teachers go back for their second session with Dr. Kincaid. This time the session is full of surprises.

Ginny dates Draco. Ron wonders why. Harry and Hermione try to recruit Draco. Ron wonders why. Charlie admires Draco's gingerbread men. Ron wonders why. Ron sure wonders about Draco a lot. Draco wonders why. Features striking blonds, tortured souls, and evil biccies.

Written for the PPA Valentine’s Day fic Challenge. Takes place in 7th year. Harry and Hermione go to the Valentine’s Day ball together and find out they could be King and Queen of the Ball. Also takes place later afterwards. Also contains RW/LB, SF/JB, PP/DT, NL/SB, and GW/DM.

It started with a little curiosity.. both Draco and Hermione didn't think this would cause them to think about each other all night.. they tried to go on with their lives not knowing that love's gonna blossom in their hearts... And when they finally realized it.. things got complicated so they they tried so hard to conceal it! But could they hide their feelings longer...?

She's young, she's an Auror, and she can make her hair any color she wants it to be. Have a seat with Tonks at Harry and Neville's sixteenth birthday party and learn a thing or two about the life of our favorite Metamorphmagus. My first Schnoogler!

Harry and the Weasleys are going to MOM for some reason but don't know why other than it has to do with Mr. Weasley. When Harry gets there he is both shocked, amazed and happy about what is going on until he finds out that the Ministry is trying to humiliate him... what will happen?

What happens when Snape is unable to come to school for a week? He hires a substitute! Guess who it is! It's Voldemort!

Well meaning, if somewhat shallow and inept, Lavender Brown pairs up with her best friend Parvati Patil to defeat the mysterious Anti-Gryffindor, but things, alas, are not as they seem...

Twelve years after the Trio's graduation, a new generation of mischief makers, brains, and heroes have started their career as a Hogwarts student. Names you might recognize are fairly loved -- the surnames Black, Lupin, Potter, Weasley, and Malfoy surface in this story. Told through the eyes of Sirius Black's daughter, Scarlett.. Hogwarts is a very colourful, interesting, and perhaps dangerous place to be around.

"Easily the most boring class was History of Magic, which was the only one taught by a ghost. Professor Binns had been very old indeed when he had fallen asleep in front of the staff room fire and got up the next morning to teach, leaving his body behind him..." (PS/SS). What happens in his first class?

Hermione has a dilemma, Lavender has lost all her underwear, Ron gets confused, Harry pole dances, Neville almost kills Hermione and for your own safety please DO NOT go to the library on a Wednesday night. All’s well at Hogwarts then. Not part of Happy Ending

Harry and Hermione must learn the subtle art of forgiveness as they hilariously face every parent’s worst nightmare… their headstrong young daughter is determined to marry the last person they ever expected. Father of the Bride meets Romeo & Juliet…HP Style!! Starts out in Harry’s point of view and alternates every other chapter. Funny and sweet!

Someone is clowning around at Snape's expense, or so Snape thinks.

As the trio starts to drift apart, they enter their 6th year at school. Will Harry and Hermione share their feelings for eachother? How about Ron's feelings for Hermione?``Two characters will truly find 'Love at Last'.

The brave men and women of the Ministry of Magic work tirelessly each day to ensure the safety of the Wizarding world. Unfortunately, they never expected to encounter the likes of a dumpster-diving Remus Lupin.

It is the Marauder era and it's sixth year. Come along for a wild ride that starts with a seemingly harmless carnival. More romance in later chapters.

Ginny's in dire need of a job--FAST! Harry & Draco are in dire need of a secretary--FAST! Unwanted emotions, jealousy, and overprotectiveness ensues. Will this trio be able to work together in perfect harmony?

Ron makes Harry get out of bed to go to Quidditch practice; later, Harry makes Ron decide he never wants to get out of bed again. Slashy fluff.

Everyone knows Voldemort's coming - no one knows when. Everyone's preparing for the worst. Harry and Ron do research (gasp!). Crookshanks figures prominently. And what on earth is up with Hermione and the Weasley twins?

Draco Malfoy finds himself constantly thrown in the path of Ginny ``Weasley, but will he let her catch a glimpse of who he really is? Will Harry and Hermione ``finally tell each other how they feel? And will Parvati be able to find happiness ``again? D/G, H/Hrm and R/P.

Here for the first time ever is the collection of correspondence between Neville and Luna during the summer before their 7th/6th year at Hogwarts. Trevor is acting odd, Neville is confused, and Luna smells a conspiracy.

Shortly after Christmas 1995, Sirius wakes up in the middle of the night to find Remus brewing a potion. Or at least trying to. Remus explains his reasons, which involve a few insecurities that Sirius never knew about. Sirius, in turn, helps Remus out with a few well-chosen words. Or at least, he tries to.

A little story starring the Sorting Hat. It's a bit diffrent, not something you see everyday. I've never seen it before anyway. Makes you smile! Please R&R! :-) Thanks

Harry first met the Weasleys at the train station. Right?``When he is seven, Harry goes to the Zoo with the Dursleys. He runs into a family of funny people with red hair, and decides to follow them around all day.

James and Lily have a fight and make up. Sirius and Remus put on makeup and make out.

The story of Lily Evans, and her years at Hogwarts. Learn why she and James just can't get along, what her gift is, why Snape hates James, and find out about the rest of her friends. More amusement than drama, kinda fluffy. Teaches authors a lesson as to why they should not give friends cameos.

“Malfoy, I was just kidnapped by Crabbe and Goyle.”``Draco is sick. There is one person he wants to visit him.``“I did not kidnap you!” He paused. “Crabbe and Goyle did. I simply hired them to do it.”``But what if he won't come on his own accord?

It's seventh year, Hermione's accidentally fallen out of the closet, and Ginny is mostly at fault. So they form a Gay-Straight Alliance at Hogwarts to combat the homophobic schemes of local Gossip Queen Lavender Brown. The club will revolutionize Hogwarts, but will we ever find out exactly what (or who) it is that Hermione wants? Also featuring rebellious!Ginny, Harry and his mystery man, and political T-shirts. Have fun! (contains femmeslash and slash).

Ginny and Draco, a tentatively engaged couple, risk the notoriously couple-breaking task of... grocery shopping. Will their love survive? Will Ginny get all the groceries on her list? Will Draco stop torturing the checkout girl? Will their engagement survive? (Co-written with Danelle)

Excepts from Harry, Ron and Hermione's post-GoF summer correspondence, helped along by Fred and George's newest toy.

Remus is acting like a sixth-former with a crush, and now the object of his affections has invited him home to meet her parents. On paper, he doesn't think he passes muster, but will he let his insecurities get the better of him?

Remus runs, but he can never escape the beast inside of him. Nobody knows his secret. Will one moonlit night--and one girl caught in it--change all that?

This fic is from the point of view of a book...which Hermione has been reading all the time! Needless to say, it gets a little ticked.

The beginning of 5th Year - the Weasley twins, aided by a cute transfer from the Salem Institute, wreak havoc on Hogwarts. What has gotten into Malfoy? Rated PG-13 for mild swearing.

Spoof. An unfortunate Potions experiment makes Snape live through his many fanfiction incarnations. Dumbledore and Hermione watch.

What is this fascination I have with Draco? It’s not love, I can tell you that. I have no illusions of candlelight dinners or gentle caresses. I want him. I lust for him. He makes me incredibly horny. ``Will Harry get what he wants? Featuring Lusting!Harry and ConfusedButHandsy!Draco. Mention of leather pants :)

What Draco did one afternoon when Ginny wasn't at home.... A point-what-point one-shot that's a little bit sexy and a little bit silly. (D/G, obviously)

Hogwarts students need money too. And Hogsmeade *is* the cool place to work.

One week throught the eyes of everyone. Books, clothing, shoes, and more objests go flying through the air!

The Marauders play a prank on Lily Evans that will forever change their lives.

Four unlikely people trapped in the dungeon? A perfect recipe for Truth or Dare! Much whining, snogging, and Snape acting like a teenage girl.

We know that events in the magical world can influence us Muggles. However, when there's something as big as the Football World Cup 2006, it also works the other way round...

Of all the possible reasons Harry could have to want Voldemort out of the way....

Harry has just learned a new spell that can send him through time and place. The night after that, Hermione has a dream that Harry dies. Does it come true?

Summary: A SS/HG story of food, passion and surly house-elves. In which we take an immediate hard right turn off the beaten canon to Silly Alternative Universe Land. A pinch of parody. A dash of cliché. Toss in a few OC’s and stir well. Serve hot.

Parvati can’t stop crying, Draco can’t get a break, and Ron wears nothing but a towel the whole time. Valentine’s is a really crappy day. Except for Ron wearing nothing but a towel the whole time. R/D, H/P

Delve into the life of the little-known matron of Malfoy Manor. It's a lot of work grooming Draco to be a Death Eater, you know.

A short, sweet, and derange ickle fic for laughs. Malfoy has a *WONDERFUL* idea... and Harry and Voldemort are (for once) in the same boat...

Missing scene from OotP. Professor McGonagall heads to the Gryffindor common room for a 2:00 a.m. scolding on the night of the Quidditch Cup win, but unwittingly winds up showing her true colors.

Ron did not enjoy Bill and Fleur's wedding. It made him feel sicker than that time when he accidentally mistook those aspirin for Acid Pops. So when a combination of animal lust and too much vodka leads him to find Harry and one of his siblings in his bed, his reaction isn't exactly understanding. Sexual humour and weird, slashy pairings afoot! Written before DH.

A huge fight with Ron leaves Hermione unhappy and absolutely furious. Ron is immature, as usual, and has insinuated that Hermione cannot, and will not, ever learn to play Quidditch. Fuming, Hermione tries to prove him wrong, and in the process, enlists the help of Draco Malfoy. [Draco/Hermione, possible Harry/Hermione, mild language]

A Weasley is a Weasley. A Malfoy is a Malfoy. The two should never clash. But when a potion goes horribly wrong, how will Ginny and Draco cope having to live as each other? And will they be able to reverse it?

"I don't know how, but I had managed to grab hold of a lemon-meringue pie covered in strawberry pink frosting, for the Valentine theme. Once I realized how useful this was in the destruction of Potter, I did not give it another seconds thought; upon reaching him I took the pie and smashed it hard to his face." Does that make you want to read this story? Lily Evans has found her 'someone'. Three guesses who. Find out how James Potter drove Lily as mad as to start a food-fight and what other surprises await her at the hands of the ever-infuriating 'supreme git of the galaxy'.

Ron Weasley is the ultimate player... smooth, handsome and sexy... but what will happen when he meets his match in a bookworm with no interest in romance? A Ron and Hermione fluff, as silly as can be.

When Lily Evans enters her Seventh Year at Hogwarts to find that she has to work alongside the boy who brings out the worst in her, all sorts of strange things start happening. More than this, she comes to discover that people aren’t always as they seem - there might just be more to them than meets the eye. Follow the ever-quirky Lily Evans through her eventful last year at Hogwarts.

Letters in progression...the results of forced correspondence between two enemies, over the course of 7 days.

Draco Malfoy considers himself the ruling monarch of Slytherin. When a bizarre accident causes him to spend time with a Hufflepuff, will the Slytherin Prince decide to end his lonely reign?

An ill-planned blackmail attempt turns into a perfect opportunity to resolve the tension between Harry and Draco. But love doesn't necessarily equal trust...

Well, here it is, James and Lily (or Sirius?) romance in a not sort of way, lots of songs, lots of random stuff etc etc. My kinda fic!

The love child of me and a 2:30 a.m. sugar rush. Yes, I know this has been done to death, but I couldn't resist. Very short and to the point... Come see the softer side of Draco... that's right, the softer side.

Valentine's Day has snuck up again, and is a very dissatisfying holiday to those who are single. Fortunately, that can all be remedied within a day or two, but in a rather...different way than most people would handle such a situation. Includes Remus/Sirius and Lily/James. ````* ````“AGHFILDU!” shrieks Remus. “I’M NOT DECENT!” Sirius peers hungrily over and sees that Remus is very indecent indeed. Remus clutches the sheets to his chest, and bats James away.

"Dear Harry," the letter had read, "I have exciting news! I’ve won a contest, and now we (Ron, Ginny, you and me) are going to America! I’ll explain more later, but now I’ve got to go and pack. You should, too. Our flight leaves tomorrow morning. Tell Ron all of this, and meet Ginny and me at Heathrow Airport (outside the International Terminal) at seven o’clock tomorrow!"...wow...Harry in America? What's gonna happen?

Hermione is pregnant. She cries. Harry and Ron bicker. Crookshanks is annoyed. Carrots abound. Draco Malfoy makes an appearance somewhere because, well, it's not a fic without him IMHO. Mostly H/Hr/R, with a bit of D/G.

The difference between reality and fantasy is only in your head as Rarry Tarter finds out. His search for magic leads him to things beyond his imagination.

Buffy/CCS/HP crossover. Four have been invited. And they are about to get their fill of magic. But as they say, when in England...

Do you wonder why Remus always had a soft spot for Harry? Here is the answer!

Percy Weasley has been demoted to being Fudge's Inspector in the Auror Headquarters. Which means that he must file daily reports on the Aurors. If that wasn't bad enough, Nymphadora Tonks spilled coffee on him on his first day and has seemed to taken to annoying him on a daily basis.

Remus and Minerva bend the laws of nature and love.

It's Bill's stag night, but it's Harry and Ron that seem to be having the most fun. Features hungover Harry and plenty of flashbacks.

Professor McGonagall, Professor Sprout, and Madame Hooch decide that for certain damaging prejudices, a full frontal assault is in order.