- Rating:
- PG-13
- House:
- Schnoogle
- Characters:
- Draco Malfoy Hermione Granger
- Genres:
- Drama
- Era:
- Multiple Eras
- Spoilers:
- Philosopher's Stone Chamber of Secrets Prizoner of Azkaban Goblet of Fire Order of the Phoenix Quidditch Through the Ages Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them
- Stats:
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Published: 05/26/2003Updated: 04/24/2010Words: 157,237Chapters: 45Hits: 26,773
Blood of Mud, Wing of Bat
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- Story Summary:
- Twenty years post-Hogwarts, Hermione is married to Chudley Cannons Beater Ron Weasley and working for successful inventor Sibyll Trelawney. Then she is asked to work with Draco Malfoy. Can her job and marriage survive the test?
Chapter 19 - Post-It Notes at Malfoy Manor
- Chapter Summary:
- Twenty years post-Hogwarts, Hermione is married to Chudley Cannons Beater Ron Weasley and working for successful inventor Sibyll Trelawney. Then she is asked to work with Draco Malfoy. Can her job and marriage survive the test?
- Posted:
- 05/26/2003
- Hits:
- 502
Chapter 19: Post-It Notes at Malfoy Manor
(10:45AM)
Master not go to work. Misty thought Master supposed to go back today. What happen?
--Misty
(10:58AM)
Misty sleep under rock last night? Master lost Ministry job. That why Master in bed all day. Poopsie is a bad elf.
--Nally
(11:34AM)
Not Poopsie's fault Master lose job! Poopsie take good care of Master.
--Poopsie
(11:36AM)
What you doing here in house! Poopsie not belong here anymore. Go away Poopsie!
--Nally
(11:37AM)
Nally right Poopsie, you go away!
--Matsy
(12:42PM)
Misty not understand. Master not work for Ministry anymore? What happen?
--Misty
(12:55PM)
Itsy is a bad elf. Itsy go slam hand in door again.
--Itsy
(1:13PM)
Not Itsy's fault. Master say not bring message when he goes to the bad place.
--Ginger
(1:30PM)
Go away bad owl! Owl not leave elf notes! Go back to owl place.
--Nally
(1:35PM)
Nally, not yell at Ginger or Master gets anonymous note telling what happen to magic cream pitcher last year.
--Ginger
(2:10PM)
Ginger not dare! Otherwise Ginger find very hot perch in owl place. Burnt feet Ginger! No blackmail Nally.
--Nally
(2:14PM)
Why Poopsie's fault?
--Misty
(3:01PM)
NOT Poopsie's fault.
--Poopsie
(3:05PM)
Poopsie, Mrs. Chatworth ask for you at Batwing. Go hurry!
--Ginger
(3:17PM)
Wicki say, good riddance.
--Wicki
(5:10PM)
Master still asleep. When supposed to wake up?
--Matsy
(5:13PM)
Poopsie has appointment book. Ask Poopsie.
--Sticky
(5:17PM)
Go away Sticky! Not want your advice. Not ask bad Poopsie.
--Nally
(5:50PM)
S.P.E.W. meeting today. Master not go to meeting?
--Dingle
(5:59PM)
Master late. Very late. Meeting start an hour ago. Poopsie try to tell everyone but Poopsie's notes keep disappearing from message board. Someone tear down all Poopsie's notes!
--Poopsie
(6:05PM)
Nally said, go away Poopsie!
--Nally
(6:10PM)
Poopsie, not cause trouble. Just go away. Please?
--Pokey
(6:12PM)
Nally, go wake up Master.
--Matsy
(6:15PM)
Matsy's turn. Matsy not fool Nally!
--Nally
(6:19PM)
No, Nally's turn. Matsy remember perfectly. Go wake up Master or Master will be very angry.
--Matsy
(6:23PM)
Master be very angry either way and IS Matsy's turn.
--Nally
(6:36PM)
Hour and a half late now! Please wake up Master, bad elves! Not making him late with your arguing.
--Poopsie
(6:46PM)
Go AWAY Poopsie! Bad Poopsie! Poopsie goes free, bad elf. Not belong here anymore.
--Nally, Matsy, Misty, Pokey, Itsy, Bitsy, Dingle, Pringle, Wicki, Cholly, and Blatz
(6:48PM)
Dingle go wake Master.
--Dingle
(7:08PM)
Master awake now. Dingle go clean grand staircase with tongue.
--Dingle
(7:14PM)
Poor Dingle!
--Pepsi
(7:18PM)
Pepsi back! Mistress Narcissa back too?
--Nally
(7:25PM)
No, Mistress ask for perfume in top left drawer. Then Pepsi go, sorry.
--Pepsi
(7:38PM)
Poor Pepsi! Never home. Where Mistress now?
--Matsy
(7:41PM)
Sorry! Not talk, must go.
--Pepsi