Tinuviel Henneth

AU - It's 1875, and witches do the feminine things the Muggle queen exemplifies: mother, wife, all-around homebody. They don't traipse off to the Congo to track deadly beasts. They do try to avoid getting kidnapped by pirates. They are disinclined to have affairs with men who ought to be dead. But, Hermione always was strange. Hermione/Oliver, Hermione/Draco, Hermione/Boy!Blaise Zabini

It's 2004 and Hermione Granger doesn't have any money or a wand anymore, not since a surprisingly very evil former Gryffindor ruined everything. A chance encounter with the Underminister for Happiness of a drastically changed Magical Britain brings her back. But does she even want to rejoin the Wizarding World? Landlocked Draco/Hermione with Sadistic!Harry, Creep!Ron, Pensive!Draco, and SeriouslyEvil!Katie Bell making appearances.

No one wants history to repeat itself. Voldemort was defeated in May of 1997, and the Trio's Seventh Year was left open to less stressful and more ruthless exploits. Wagers are made, promises aren't just broken--they're shattered--and at last we're delivered to true love. Until it's stolen in a freak accident on the Quidditch pitch, that is. D/Hr. Shades of Pansy/Draco.