- Rating:
- R
- House:
- Riddikulus
- Genres:
- Humor
- Era:
- Multiple Eras
- Spoilers:
- Philosopher's Stone Chamber of Secrets Prizoner of Azkaban Goblet of Fire
- Stats:
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Published: 09/15/2002Updated: 10/06/2002Words: 10,117Chapters: 2Hits: 694
Harry Potter and the Next Plot on His Life
The Trio
- Story Summary:
- Exaggerated personalities! Death threats! Kidnapping! Sarcasm! Musical affiliations finally revealed! Excessive Americanizations! Sex, drugs and indie rock!... Parisian escargot farms? Questionable dinner theater? Posters of pent-up sexual energy? Okay, this is getting a little offensive...
Chapter 01
09/15/2002Exaggerated personalities! Death threats! Kidnapping! Sarcasm! Musical affiliations finally revealed! Excessive Americanizations! Sex, drugs and indie rock! ...Parisian escargot farms? Questionable dinner theater? Posters of pent-up sexual energy? Okay, this is getting a little offensive...
Words: 3,948
Hits: 502
More craziness and bad jokes ensue.
Words: 6,169
Hits: 181