- Rating:
- PG-13
- House:
- Riddikulus
- Characters:
- Rubeus Hagrid
- Genres:
- Humor
- Era:
- Multiple Eras
- Spoilers:
- Philosopher's Stone Chamber of Secrets Prizoner of Azkaban Goblet of Fire Order of the Phoenix Quidditch Through the Ages Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them
- Stats:
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Published: 07/07/2005Updated: 02/25/2006Words: 50,648Chapters: 7Hits: 756
Magorian
The Savant
- Story Summary:
- Ever wanted to read a humor fic that was actually funny? Have you travelled far and wide, through tempest and fog, dune and grove, for the one story that would change your life forever? Look no further, weary wanderer, for the fic of your dreams is finally within reach. Get into the head of a 110-year-old centaur chieftain. He's led a largely sedantary life, bereft of much action and devoid of any fun whatsoever--until now.
Chapter 01
07/07/2005Ever wanted to read a humor fic that was actually funny? Have you travelled far and wide, through tempest and fog, dune and grove, for the one story that would change your life forever? Look no further, weary wanderer, for the fic of your dreams is finally within reach. Get into the head of a 110-year-old centaur chieftain. He's led a largely sedantary life, bereft of much action and devoid of any fun whatsoever- until now.
Magorian 03-04
07/14/2005Prescription drugs and an attempt at an actual story line.
Magorian 05-06
08/04/2005The sad attempt at a plot is quickly germinating into a mighty oak of completely forgettable literature, as a dark wizard named Oigroig pledges to kill all those with better names.
Chapter 09
10/03/2005Magorian and Oigroig finally face off in a do-or-die battle of epic proportions... or perhaps tennis-court-sized proportions.
Chapter 12 - Chapters 13-14
02/25/2006Gravy. Ionic propulsion. Wooly mammoths and hemp hats. Duplicitous bumper sticker salesmen, flying mantas and poorly-constructed roller coasters. Tissue cultures, flourescent lighting, Kierkegaard, and court jesters toting massive bazookas. This chapter has NONE of those things.