Rating:
PG-13
House:
Riddikulus
Characters:
Rubeus Hagrid
Genres:
Humor
Era:
Multiple Eras
Spoilers:
Philosopher's Stone Chamber of Secrets Prizoner of Azkaban Goblet of Fire Order of the Phoenix Quidditch Through the Ages Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them
Stats:
Published: 07/07/2005
Updated: 02/25/2006
Words: 50,648
Chapters: 7
Hits: 756

Magorian

The Savant

Story Summary:
Ever wanted to read a humor fic that was actually funny? Have you travelled far and wide, through tempest and fog, dune and grove, for the one story that would change your life forever? Look no further, weary wanderer, for the fic of your dreams is finally within reach. Get into the head of a 110-year-old centaur chieftain. He's led a largely sedantary life, bereft of much action and devoid of any fun whatsoever--until now.

Chapter 01
07/07/2005

Ever wanted to read a humor fic that was actually funny? Have you travelled far and wide, through tempest and fog, dune and grove, for the one story that would change your life forever? Look no further, weary wanderer, for the fic of your dreams is finally within reach. Get into the head of a 110-year-old centaur chieftain. He's led a largely sedantary life, bereft of much action and devoid of any fun whatsoever- until now.

Words: 2,529
Hits: 191
Magorian 03-04
07/14/2005

Prescription drugs and an attempt at an actual story line.

Words: 2,450
Hits: 101
Magorian 05-06
08/04/2005

The sad attempt at a plot is quickly germinating into a mighty oak of completely forgettable literature, as a dark wizard named Oigroig pledges to kill all those with better names.

Words: 3,145
Hits: 97
Magorian 07-08
08/19/2005

Magorian plus Antics= More Hilarity!

Words: 4,283
Hits: 95
Chapter 09
10/03/2005

Magorian and Oigroig finally face off in a do-or-die battle of epic proportions... or perhaps tennis-court-sized proportions.

Words: 5,052
Hits: 95
Magorian 11-12
11/05/2005

Quite possibly the longest thing ever.

Words: 17,645
Hits: 111

Gravy. Ionic propulsion. Wooly mammoths and hemp hats. Duplicitous bumper sticker salesmen, flying mantas and poorly-constructed roller coasters. Tissue cultures, flourescent lighting, Kierkegaard, and court jesters toting massive bazookas. This chapter has NONE of those things.

Words: 15,544
Hits: 65