Talina Malfoy

"Harry thought she looked like a picture he'd seen in 'Holidays With Hags'..." What it's been like to grow up as the fat, ugly Slytherin.

What can you do when there's nothing to be done? Hermione begins acting strangely quite suddenly in her fifth year, and Harry and Ron don't know what to do.

Harry Potter is still living with the Dursleys during the summer between his sixth and seventh year. Who's that girl suddenly living in Number Six Privet Drive? Why has Vernon's Japanese Golfer joke resurfaced? And how is it possible that she, unlike every other person the Dursleys adore, doesn't detest Harry on sight? Revelations and pastries abound.

Harry and Ron find themselves beset with dreams they can't seem to ignore, sending the two best friends into downward spirals of paranoia and doubt.