Rating:
PG
House:
Riddikulus
Genres:
Humor General
Era:
Multiple Eras
Spoilers:
Order of the Phoenix
Stats:
Published: 11/09/2003
Updated: 11/18/2003
Words: 1,444
Chapters: 2
Hits: 924

What J K Rowling Should Have Done to Umbridge

superrachel622

Story Summary:
How many times, while you were reading Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, did you want to smack Umbridge? Well, for every time in Order of the Pheonix when this happened, I decided to write my own version of events. Like instead of walking away, Harry beats the crap out of the toad lady. I know if some of these things actually happened, it would ruin the plot... I was just having a bit of fun...

Chapter 01
11/09/2003

How many times, while you were reading Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, did you want to smack Umbridge? Well, for every time in Order of the Pheonix when this happened, I decided to write my own version of events. Like instead of walking away, Harry beats the crap out of the toad lady. I know if some of these things actually happened, it would ruin the plot...I was just having a bit of fun...

Words: 731
Hits: 607
Chapter 02
11/18/2003

How many of you wanted to slap Umbridge as you were reading Harry Potter and The Order of the Phoenix? Well, for every time that happened, I decided to write an alternate version of events. Like, what if instead of walking away, Harry turns around and smacks the living daylights out of the toad lady? I know that this would actually ruin the plot. I'm only doing it for fun.

Words: 713
Hits: 317