My Life as a Death Eater: The Diary of Pittheus Arion

My Life as a Death Eater:

The Diary (Or Last Words) of Pittheus Arion

Chapter One: The List

The 25^th of July

Most dark wizards think that the honor of being one of Lord Voldemort's Death Eaters would be extremely exciting and without a dull moment. Well, let me tell you this, I used to be one of those. I'm still a Death Eater of high standing, but I don't think of it the same way I did when I just joined. We have to lie really low right now because my lord has just returned, but we're lying even lower than we did before he returned. So, instead of living a life full of fun, I have fallen into one of boredom. That is why today I made this list. I don't know exactly why I did it, I just did. It is a list of things that I think would annoy the heck out of Lord Voldemort! I would love to see someone do some of these things, it would be hilarious! I thought that was bad, but then I tried one! I tried out number eight, Dance the Funky Chicken. You should have seen the look on his face! It twisted into this grotesque snarl and he told me to knock it off or he'd use the Cruciatus Curse on me. As you would think, that put an end to number eight pretty quickly. It was pretty fun though. I think that I just might continue trying out some of my ideas, the less dangerous ones of course. It's a good thing that I'm a Metamorphmagus!

Chapter Two:

The-Man-Who-Let-The-Boy-Live

and the "Magic"-Marker

The 2^nd of August

Three days ago I pulled my second stunt, number twenty-four. Before I even attempted it, I turned my brown hair blonde, my gray eyes blue, made my nose pointier and my ears smaller. There was no way he could have recognized me. I even stole some muggle clothes from this department store, even though I pulled this off at night, just to be on the safe side. I suppose I should get to the point, okay, here it goes. I snuck into his room and I used a "magic"-marker to draw Harry Potter style glasses on him! You should have seen him the next day! I had used a charm on the marker to make it so it couldn't be removed by any means, magic or Muggle, for a whole week! What made it even sweeter, was the fact that two days ago, when he discovered it, it was the Potter boy's birthday! Lord Voldemort was absolutely furious! All I have to say is that I'm dead, literally, if he discovers that I am the one who did it.

The 5^th of August

Today I did another item on my list, number thirteen. Every once in a while, Lord Voldemort will go out in public, disguised of course, and usually in a muggle town, just in case a wizard might recognize him. I new that this was the perfect opportunity. I used the same disguise that I had used on July thirtieth. I trailed him throughout the town for a while and when he paused to look in down an alley to see if some unsuspecting muggles waited there to be attacked by him. I then stopped where I stood, pointed at him and then shouted "Look! It's The-Man-Who-Let-The-Boy-Live!" and when he turned around I stood there and stared just like everyone else so he wouldn't pick me out in the crowd. He was livid! It was hilarious to see the look on his face, if looks could kill the everyone in the street would have been dead in half a second. As it was, he was lying low and didn't wish to do anything rash that would result in alerting the Ministry of Magic to his return, so all he did was Disapparate from the alley. Many murmurs followed this event and I suppose it will show up in The Prophet tomorrow, but I am unconcerned, nobody will know who it was that Disapparated from the alley.