The Marauders, Lily, and a Movie Theatre

MWPP, Lily, at the Movies~~~Chapter four, Let the movie begin...

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Sirius: Abruptness sucks.

Mysterious Author Lady: No it doesn't. I like it.

Sirius: That's because you've never been in that kind of situation.

Mysterious Author Lady: What kind of situation?

Sirius...Abruptness.

Mysterious Author Lady: No. I haven't. But I love to see you squirm...

Sirius: If I weren't bound by contract to do whatever you write me to do, I would pounce on you right now.

Mysterious Author Lady: I know... And that's why I am the supreme ruler of everything plus kitty litter.

Lily: Kitty Litter?

Mysterious Author Lady:....Shut up.

Lily: *smiles sheepishly*

James: Hi.

Remus: Hi. I'm Remus. How are you?

James: I am fine, my dear friend, how are you?

Remus: Fine, fine.... And Peter?

Peter: I'm just cheery. Bored, but cheery.

Mysterious Author Lady: Well you wouldn't would you, if you watched the damn previews!

Peter: You didn't make any.

Mysterious Author Lady:.... Oh.... Yeah... Right.... MUSE!

Mysterious announcer voice that comes mysteriously out of nowhere that mysteriously sounds like the Mysterious Author Lady: What now...

Mysterious Author Lady: Gimme ideas.

Mysterious announcer voice that comes mysteriously out of nowhere that mysteriously sounds like the Mysterious Author Lady: Did you think of sporks?

Mysterious Author Lady: Yes...

Obvious Man: She has already used that.

Sirius: You are so freakin' annoying! *Pounces on Obvious Man*

Obvious Man: Ow.

Mysterious announcer voice that comes mysteriously out of nowhere that mysteriously sounds like the Mysterious Author Lady: How about.... How about Girl Scout Cookies?

Sirius/James/Snape (who we all forgot was still here): What?

Mysterious Author Lady: It's a muggle food.

Snape: Damn Muggles!

Mysterious announcer voice that comes mysteriously out of nowhere that mysteriously sounds like the Mysterious Author Lady: Shut up.

Mysterious Author Lady: Sounds beautiful. You can return to your pathetic life now.

Mysterious announcer voice that comes mysteriously out of nowhere that mysteriously sounds like the Mysterious Author Lady: *scowls. *

On movie screen: From the director of 'I can't believe its not shampoo', comes...

*Little girl, squeaky voice*: Hello! Would you like to buy some girl scout cookies!?

*Man at door*: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Peter: Oh my god....

Lily: I thought I was rid of those idiots when I was accepted to Hogwarts school of--

*Pringles Potato Chips truck appears out of nowhere, and runs over Lily, and she cannot finish her sentence*

Lily: OWWWWWWWWW!

Mysterious Author Lady: I happen to be a freakin' girl scout, you gay frog.

Lily: *who is now, miraculously, healed, but smells of sour cream* *takes step back*

On movie screen: *movie ad continued*: You haven't begun to be scared. Girl Scout Cookie month. Out next November...

Spam Truck: I'm still here, you know.

Mysterious Author Lady: go away *snaps fingers. Truck gone* Now he's gone.

Mysterious announcer voice that comes mysteriously out of nowhere that mysteriously sounds like the Mysterious Author Lady: Maybe it was a girl.

Mysterious Author Lady: Stupid muse...

Snape: I'm still here, you know, and I want my galleons you promised...

Mysterious Author Lady: I'm a frigen muggle! I don't have galleons.... But... hehehehehe... *snaps fingers*

Annoying Mysterious Man: *appears out of nowhere* I am here for a Miss Sirius Black.

Sirius: Here. *Forgets he was called a girl*

Annoying Mysterious Man: You have just won fifty-five gazillion billion trillion zillion galleons.

Sirius: Cool!

Annoying Mysterious Man: Here ya go! *Gives bag*

Mysterious Author Lady: Now you know what... GIMME!

Sirius: DAMN! You little !@#$%^&*()#^!!!!!!

*Random bolt of lightning comes out of roof and strikes Sirius*

Mysterious Author Lady: Thank you... *takes bag, gives five to Snape* Are you happy!?

Snape: Yup...

Mysterious Author Lady: Yes well. Me, Muse boy over here, and the oh-so-unconscious Obvious Man are going to go visit Mother Goose Land. Hopefully, we'll find Nemo.

Got to go! *All three disappear*

James/Snape: Who's Nemo?

James/Snape: *glare at each other*

Lily: it's from a movie. Shut up.

Peter: Again with the shut ups! ARGGGG!

Lily: Lets hope you got that out of your system.

Peter: I did.

Remus: COOL! The movie is FINALLY starting!

Everyone: Yay!

On screen:........Psycho...Pathic.......Mur......Der.......FOUR..........*in music*

Psycho, Psycho, Psychopathic murder, everywhere, every time... you looooook....

Peter: OH GOD NO!

Everyone: Wimp.

Peter: I am not a--- OH MY GOD, WHAT IS THAT!?

Lily: That's a fly.

Sirius: I wonder what Author Lady and the rest of the gang are doing in Mother Goose Land...

All: *stare*

Sirius: What...?

James: You are too random...

Sirius: *pouts*

James: In a good way!

Sirius: *smiles*

Lily: What is with you, boys? You are way too... too.... Weird....

James: Thank you!

Lily: That wasn't meant to be a compliment. On your part, anyway...

James: I don't care!

Lily: *rolls eyes*

Peter: Is it over yet?

Remus: No, we haven't even gotten through the beginning credits. We'll be here for a while...

Peter: *curses a long list of colourful swearing*

James: Wow. I didn't think Peter was capable of those words. It's a miracle!

Lily: You always seem to amaze me with how utterly, utterly stupid you are.

Sirius: Well, we are the kings of...

Remus: NO! Last time they went through that list, I fell asleep it was so long!

Sirius: Well you wouldn't if you were involved in it!

Remus: How can I be involved in it if you and James are the 'King Supreme Rule' of everything!?

James: He has a point.

Sirius: Of course he does. He also knows every other word for 'point', don't you?

Remus: In fact, I do. Detail, article, element, item, particular, and thing.

Sirius: *Glares openly and Remus. *

On movie screen: "Benjamin, these killings are taking an odd toll. First it was Bridget, now its Dean. I fear for Elaine. According to pattern, she is next." "Kathy, Elaine will be fine. You're over exaggerating. The killer will be caught, and everything will be back to normal." "How can it be back to normal with Bridget and Dean dead?" "It'll be as normal as possible, I swear."

Sirius: Ben's the killer.

James: No he isn't. I think Bridget faked her own death, then killed Dean, and is about to kill Elaine.

Sirius: Then why would Benjamin still be alive? If she did do it, she would surely know that Ben was about to find out. I'm telling you, Benjamin did it.

Lily: I am utterly sick at your interest in this movie.

Sirius: You're a chick, you get 'utterly sick' at rotten eggs.

Lily: Shut up.

Remus: I lost interest in this.

James: How? Surely Bridget still being alive is drawing you from your seat?

Remus: No. My rear end is sitting firmly on this uncomfortable seat, thank you very much.

Sirius: No matter. Ben did it anyway.

James: He did not. Bridget did.

Sirius: Bridget's dead.

James: Is not.

Sirius: Is too.

James: Not!

Sirius: Is!

James: Not!

Sirius: Is!

James: NOT!

Sirius: IS!

Lily: SHUT UP!

James/Sirius: *Close mouth, staring incredulously at her. *

Lily: Better.

On movie screen: *Shifts to scene of a newspaper* "Elaine, I'm worried about you. Whoever the killer is, they're making a pattern. I mean, look here!" *Paper reads: Dean Regins murdered brutally inside his apartment. Police still investigating case.

"Listen, Kathy, I'm grateful that you're worried about it, but don't get involved. If you do.... Only bad things will happen.

James: I change my mind. Elaine did it.

Sirius: I'm starting to agree with four eyes over here.

James: Shut up!

Lily: You're both wrong. In movies, it's always the person you least expect.

Remus: She is right.

Peter: I DIDN'T DO IT!

Lily: I mean the most unlikely person from the movie!

Remus: Calm down... calm down, Pete, calm down....

Sirius/James: *low voices* Wuss....

Lily: *smacks James and Sirius* You are so unhelpful!

Sirius: At least we're truthful! Right James? James?

James: *drooling over Lily*

Sirius: Snap out of it, James! James! PRONGS!

James: Wha? OH! What?

Sirius: *sighs*

Remus/Lily: *shake heads*

Peter: Is the movie over yet?

James/Sirius: *stare*

Peter: What?

Remus: Just... nothing.

Peter: What?

Lily: Forget it.

Peter: WHAT!?

James/Sirius: We were staring at you! Sheesh, get a grip!

Peter: That's all you had to say.

James/Sirius: *roll eyes*

Lily: Um... yeah, Pete.

Remus: Peter, ignore them.

Peter; *nods head*

Sirius: Hey! I just thought of something!

Remus/Lily: The pigs should be flying any second now.

Sirius: I resent that.

James: What did you notice, Sir?

Sirius: Wasn't there someone else here? Besides the annoying Author people and Obvious Man?

Everyone: *thinking*

Lily: I remember!

Peter: What?

Lily: Snape was here! Where is he?

James: *looks around* Oh. He's on the floor. He's either asleep or has been stunned.

*Evil cackling is heard from above*

Lily: Should we wake him up?

Sirius: *grins evilly*

Remus/Peter/Lily: What?

James/Sirius: *grin eviler*

Remus/Peter/Lily: What!?

James/Sirius: *at the point of smirking*

Remus/Peter/Lily: What!?

James/Sirius: *bend down* YO SNAPE! WAKE UP YOU USELESS, UGLY, UNDEPENDABLE, SNEAKING, UNHELPFULL BASTARD, WAKE UP!

Snape: *rolls over in sleep*

Lily: My ears!

Peter: what's that banging noise in my eardrum?

Remus: I'm relieving the moon in my ears! OW!

James: That didn't work.

Sirius: Nope. It is time for-

James/Sirius: PLAN B!

Lily: What's plan B?

James/Sirius: *grin evilly*

Remus: Oh no....

James: We'll be riiiight back.

Sirius: Um... yeah. Bye!

James/Sirius: *get up, walk over Snape (literally) and walk into lobby)

Lily: Prepare for the worst.

Remus: Prepare for more then the worse.

Peter: We're doomed.

Lily: We're screwed.

Remus: We're more then screwed.

Peter: We're doomed and screwed put together.

Lily: Ah, crap.

Mysterious announcer voice that comes mysteriously out of nowhere that mysteriously sounds like the Mysterious Author Lady: The Mysterious Author Lady has sent me a note.

Remus/Peter/Lily: What?

Mysterious announcer voice that comes mysteriously out of nowhere that mysteriously sounds like the Mysterious Author Lady: Um. Ahem! 'Bwahahaha'.

*Lightning bolt strikes*

Mysterious announcer voice that comes mysteriously out of nowhere that mysteriously sounds like the Mysterious Author Lady: All right! 'BwahahahaHA' happy!?

Remus: Screw you, Mysterious Author Lady!

Lily: Yeah!

*Bolt of lightning strikes again*

Peter: *smirks*

Lily: Whatever! Mysterious announcer voice that comes mysteriously out of nowhere that mysteriously sounds like the Mysterious Author Lady, was that all?

Mysterious announcer voice that comes mysteriously out of nowhere that mysteriously sounds like the Mysterious Author Lady: Yes. Later.

Remus: We're doomed.

Lily/Peter: *nod*