The Marauders, Lily, and a Movie Theatre

MWPP, Lily, at the Movies~~~Chapter one, concession stand.

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*Scene: MWPP and Lily are at a movie theatre.*

Sirius: Oh... What does this button do?

Lily: That's the handicap button for the door.

Sirius: Can I hit it?

Lily: No.

Sirius: But it's soooooooo pretttttttttttty....

Lily: Can't you make him shut up!?

James: No.

Lily: Why?

James: He likes buttons. And shiny stuff. And sporks (whatever those are.) And....

Lily: I get the point.

Sirius: *presses button, door opens and bonks Peter in the nose. *

Peter: Sirius!

Remus: Let's get in before we get kicked out.

James: No.

Lily: Why?

James: I dunno.

Lily: Riiiiiight.....

Remus: Come on, no Sirius! NO! We need a helmet for him. Come on. If you come in... Er... I'll get you a snack!

Sirius: *stops bonking Peter's head.* What?

Peter: He said, you IDIOT, that he'll get you a snack.

Sirius: YAY! *Jumps up and down, all dignity forgotten (that is if he had any.)*

Remus: Come on!

*All walk in*

Lily: We need a ticket.

James: For WHAT?!

Lily: The movie.

James: So we need to get in trouble? I'm good with that-

Lily: No! *Grabs James's arm, who was heading over to the bathrooms to make havoc.*

Sirius: I want my candy.

Remus: We need a ticket first.

Sirius: Unacceptable.

Remus: I can't change the rules. We need a ticket before we can get candy.

Sirius: Unacceptable.

James: Peter, you're awfully quiet.

Peter: I'm scared.

*Everyone*: Of what?

Peter: Of YOU! *Points to Sirius, who, oddly enough, is jumping up and down like a mad man, lip-syncing the lyrics to some song.*

Sirius: *stops and stares at Peter.*: Want a huuuuuuuuug?

Peter: NOOOOOO!

*Annoying ticket master*: SHHHH!

Sirius: *mocks annoying ticket master.* SHHHH!

Annoying ticket master: Hmph!

Lily: Shut up, Sirius.

Sirius: No.

Lily: Why?!

Sirius: I don't want to.

Annoying ticket master: NEXT!

Lily: *Walks up, since the other four are too stupid to notice the call.* We'll take five to Phycopathic Murder four.

Annoying ticket master: thrity-five dollars.

Lily: *gives money.*

Annoying ticket master: Now go to the annoying snack master.

Annoying snack master: I am the annoying snack master! FEAR ME! And then can you buy some candy?

Sirius: Mr.? You have toilet paper on your shoe.

Annoying snack master: CRIPES!

Sirius: He He...

Remus: What do you want, Sirius?

James: Remus, I've know him since I was like...young... And well, I know that he wants he wants-

Sirius/James t/g: CANDY! CANDY! HE/I WANTS CANDY! GIVE ME/HIM JELLYBEANS, CHOCOLATE, EVERYTHING, I/HE DON'T CARE! I/HE JUST WANT HIS/MY CANDY!

Remus: One Mars Bar.

Peter: I'll take one Snicker bar,

James/Sirius: *confused look on face* HAHAHA! SNICKERISH! HAHAHA!

Peter: It's a candy, you dope,

*Drugged up man behind them*: Dope? What? Where? I WANT SOME!

Lily: *looks at the four knowingly* We'll take two bags of Jelly Beans, one large coke, one large diet coke, one large pepsi, one large root beer. Then we'll have two large popcorns, six bars of anything chocolate, six each for these idiots, mind you, eight hotdogs, mayo and mustard on two, ketchup and mustard on two, ketchup on two, and mayo and ketchup and relish and mustard and butter on two. This should cover you four for at least half the movie. Oh and, throw in four nachoes.

Annoying snack master: And for you?

Lily: One small popcorn, and one medium ice water.

Annoying Snack Master: That will be one hundred and sixteen dollars.

Lily: *gives money. *

Annoying Snack Master: Haha... You got ripped off! Our prices are outrageous!

Lily: Yes, I know that, but otherwise, they'll be barking mad in there.

Sirius: I am the only one with the barking ability.

Remus: Woof.

Sirius: HOOOOOOWWWWWLLLLLLL!

Annoying snack Master: *to Lily* Twisted?

Lily: Oh yeah,

Annoying Snack Master: *gives food and drinks.*

Lily: Here, you four. Remus, you have the diet coke, six, what are these? Milkyways and the two hotdogs with ketchup, you and Peter will share a bag of jellybeans and popcorn. Peter, you have the pepsi, six Milkyways, and two hotdogs with ketchup and mustard. You and Remmy will share a bag of Jellybeans, and popcorn.

James, you will have the coke, six Milkyways, two hotdogs with mayo and mustard, you and Sirius will share a bag of jellybeans, and a thing of popcorn. Sirius, you will share popcorn and jellybeans with James. You will have the Root beer, six Milkyways, and two hotdogs with mayo, mustard, ketchup, relish, and of course, butter. And you all get a nacho. Are y'all happy?

Sirius: *with hotdogs* I AM the hotdog master.

James: Marry Me, and I'll be happy?

Remus: I'm good.

Peter: Y'all?

Lily: *to all* No you aren't Sirius fat people that sumo wrestle are, no, I know you are Remus, and its a slang term.

Sirius: LIAR!

James: Please?

Remus: Okay.

Peter: I don't get it,

Lily: *to all* I'm truthful, no, okay, you never will.

Sirius: *pouts*

James: *whines*

Remus: *grins*

Peter: *frowns*

Lily: *smiles*

Sirius: When does the movie start?

Lily: In fifteen minutes, the previews start,

James: Can we go in there, in the dark, and make sweet love?

Lily: For the NINTH TIME TODAY, James, NO!

James: *pouts*

Peter: Burn.

James: Shut up,

Lily: Burn.

James: I love you...

Lily: Uhgg....

Remus: *sudden idea! * Here, Jameseyboy, I'v got a jellllllly beeeean....

James: *sniffs air* Jelly Bean!? What? Gimme!

Remus: Here you go, BUT only if you stay away from Lily.

James: At what times, my Professor Lupin person?

Remus: Stop calling me Professor. You stay away from her like that, during not loveish scenes in this Physcopathic movie.

James: *pouts then agrees* Gimme!

Remus: *tossed jellybean*

James: YAY!

Lily: Lets just go in there before the annoying snack master kicks us. I think he wants to.

Annoying Snack master: I want to kick you.

*All*: *walk in and sit down.*

Sirius: Well THIS is a boring movie.

Lily: It hasn't started yet, Sirius, you dope.

Drugged up man behind them: Dope? Where at!?

Lily: Go to sleep...

Sirius: *burps.*

Remus/Lily: Sirius!

James: Oh, it's 7:09 already? Gee, my watch must be slow.

Lily: Come again?

James: At 7:09 every night, Sirius burps loudly.

Lily: Why?

Peter: Do you really wanna know?

Lily: Well... I guess not...

Sirius: Hey, I've got an idea!

James: What, oh brilliant one?

Sirius: Ninety-nine bottles of beer on the wall, ninety-nine bottles of beer, take one down,

James: Pass it around,

Sirius/James: Ninety-eight bottles of beer on the wall!

Lily: *to Remus and Peter* Do they always do this?

Remus: Yes,

Peter: It's like they have one brain.

*Seconds later*

James: Eighty-eight bottles of beer on the wall,

Sirius: Eighty-eight bottles of beer,

James: Take one down,

Sirius: Pass it around,

James/Sirius: Eighty-seven bottles of beer on the wall!

Peter: What time is it?

Remus: 7:14.

Lily: Movie should be starting any minute now...

*Movie starts*

Sirius: Eighty-seven bottles of beer on the wall,

Lily: Shut up! The movie's starting.

Sirius: *kneels down (well, kneels down as much as you can in a theatre seat* All hail, queen mighty Lily, all hail her...

Lily: *bonks Sirius on head with a random stick that came out of nowhere for the enjoyment of you.*

Sirius: Ow!

Remus: QUIET!

*Everyone within room*: *stares*

Remus: Thank you.

James/Sirius/Remus/Peter: ITS PHYCOPATHIC MURDER TIME, NOW, BABY!

Lily: Boys...

Sirius: Chicks...