Siluney

"You are one lucky girl. You leave home to spend some time with your fiancée and you come back future mother to the heir of an ex-convict, and empowered with unknown magical powers." "I like those kinds of holidays. But you forgot to mention that I got to wear lace garnet." He laughed, throwing his head back. "And you also forget the part where there's a lot of money. That alone would suffice to make my choice." "You're marrying me for the money?" I laughed. "Of course, dear. For the money and for the sex. Both are pretty abundant here." May or may not be AU. It depends on how you look at it.

"So, brave knights, if you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth." Yeah? Well, nobody told me that before recruiting me to help save the world, did they? Then I got caught in their magical world, got scars all over me, and found the only one who could be even better at sarcasm than me. It was then too late to run away.

Sometimes, reading other people's minds is not fun. Sometimes it leads you further than expected. Just... Be happy you lived to tell the tale.

A Slytherin student has found a potion which helped him create a Hold to destroy his dark feelings. He tells Harry Potter the story of his life, his love for Malfoy, and his self destruction.``Do not expect cuteness and pink flowers. Please do not commit suicide as soon as you're done reading.

Negra Glace is a witch who could have had a normal life. It so happens that her boyfriend is a hysteric werewolf, that she is a spy, that Luna is much more powerful than what we thought, that Harry is being a teenager, that Snape is still evil, and that everybody in that story seems to need to see a psychiatrist. Oh, and Voldemort is back, but we are getting used to that. Of course our heroes will make it, but no one seems to know how. Not even me.