The Tough Guide to Harry Potter

 
Arabella Figg although one of the few female Potterians, we have very little canon evidence and thus know nothing about her. Her Age can vary significantly. Puzzled students of JKR may wonder about this but tourists will be relieved to note that her apparent Age is often the result of a cunning spell or illusion. Male tourists will be delighted to learn that if she is not youthful herself (ie. Marauders’ Age) she has a beautiful and charming granddaughter. See Defense Against Dark Arts and Females Characters Lack of
 
Arithmancy is a mysterious skill as no one is exactly certain as to its nature. However, tourists must note that Draco Malfoy is inevitably good at it. See Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger, Special Projects
 
Arthur Weasley, though largely unappreciated in canon, is destined for greatness or an untimely death. Tourists who are fond of him will be delighted to learn that he almost invariably becomes the burdened but beloved Minister of Magic. The OFTs here are careworn and beset by affairs of state.
 
Astronomy Tower, despite its natural chill, is apparently the most romantic location in HPFH. The curious should mark it down as an interesting landmark and tourists bent on romance must visit it at their earliest convenience. Do not worry about prior reservations as it will inevitably be deserted and your future or present lover will have gone there to clear their head. As to why you do not encounter other would be romantics, we suspect a subtle spell. Warning: the depressed should not visit the Tower as it is also used by suicides. See Suicide
 
Aurors possess the most desired profession in HPFH. Perhaps the number of Gryffindor Potterians accounts for the lack of worry over having such a dangerous job. The OFTs for Aurors are beleaguered and almost overwhelmed. Aurors whose names you don’t know will die in large numbers. You will feel sorry for them but be consoled by the heroic nature of their deaths and the nobility of their cause. Hermione Granger, despite her acknowledged skills, is rarely allowed to pursue this career. How sad for her.
 
Avada Kadavra is a much feared spell that tourists will be delighted to learn very rarely works. To guard against this spell make certain to be involved in a very codependent relationship and/or possess unique magical powers. Single, normal tourists may need to watch out as their deaths may provide Tragedy. See Ron Weasley, Percy Weasley
 
Azkaban is a fearsome but ineffective way to keep Death Eaters and suspected Death Eaters imprisoned. Although Sirius Black was the first person ever to escape, he has apparently set a precedent. However, if you or a member of your party are sent here, you are in for a rough time, but don’t worry as you will be rescued eventually. Expect to have nightmares for a while afterwards. See Dementors, Dreams