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Luna promised that he was to meet one of her parents today. Harry Potter thinks he's prepared for the experience - until he discovers which parent it really is...

Ravenclaws don't do revenge; it's not their thing, really. Ravenclaws don't like Death Metal; as everyone knows, Ravenclaw is a house inclined towards peace and love. Ravenclaws don't break rules, don't experiment with soft drugs, don't mess with gender roles, and don't believe that playing on other people's stupidity is really fair.``At least, that's what they want you to think...

It is six years after Harry Potter has left school, and the war is still going strong. The Order and the Death Eaters are getting closer and closer to the final pitched battle that will decide who wins the day and goes on to rule England. But complications have arisen. Draco and Pansy Malfoy, Vincent Crabbe and Gregory Goyle - the so-called 'Gang of Four' - have gone missing, suspected of betraying their own side. But when a select group of witches and wizards receive in invitation to meet with this Gang of Four, none of them can guess how much this meeting will change the future...

See why Luna is persecuted so much! See what the Ravenclaws do in their spare time! See what happens when Dumbledore tries to put his foot down! Lawsuits! Northern Ireland! Gratuitous bad language!

It's never nice waking up in bed with somebody of the same sex, especially if you're not actually gay. It's even worse when you're already in a committed relationship with somebody else, and the somebody you've woken up with is your best friend.````Looks like Draco Malfoy has some explaining to do...

It is sometimes possible to give far too much information. Harry knows this. There are certain things that you just don't talk about. Harry knows this. There are certain things that you especially do not mention in front of your significant other. Harry knows this. The problem is, Luna doesn't...

For as long as he could remember, Draco Malfoy had wanted a scar... But such considerations are superfluous as the Slytherin Duelling Association meets once more. Can the King of Slytherin House retain his title? Will his girlfriend ever pay any attention to him? Will Crabbe and Goyle stop reading that bloody dictionary?

His real name was Hakethenon Skhenatos, although his fellow students had long since given up trying to pronounce it , preferring instead to use his nickname ‘Snake Eyes’. His parents were apparently from some obscure eastern European country. His favourite hobby was dossing about, although those who knew him claimed that trading insults probably came higher. Snake Eyes was so intelligent that he had long since given up working. He had become Slytherin Prefect due to the fact that there would probably have been a riot if he hadn’t. He was gifted with an easy malice that led him to spend much of his time making devastatingly cynical comments about people. Snake Eyes was so cool it was unutterably painful...

Who is Maximus McKinnon, and why are there so many rumours about him? Is Blaise Zabini male or female? What's the deal with the boy Raven? For the answers to all these questions and more, read on...

It's a hot summer's day, which is unusual in September, and all most of Hogwarts is thinking of is where to get a good suntan and how many items of clothing they can get away with taking off. But Max McKinnon, Raven and Blaise Zabini have other priorities: Harry Potter is going to get a good kicking, and if Slytherin House is ever going to ally with the winning side this must be stopped...