Livin La Vida Vegas

As they entered Water Worx, they were overwhelmingly amazed at what they saw. The restaurant and seating area was a balcony around the dance floor. Lights reflected onto the wall like it was reflecting water. Every now and then an employee would take a water sprayer and spray someone sitting or dancing. The seats were covered in blue plastic and the cushion was water. The dance floor was see-through and water was under the glassy plastic that glowed different colors. The D.J booth was see-through as well and there was water in it. The glowing poles around the dace floor sprayed water every five minutes on the people dancing.

"Oh my God," said Lily in awe. "This is the most awesome club I've ever been in."

Harry had to agree. It was truly amazing.

They took seats in an open booth next to the rail over the dance floor. Harry watched the people dance and wished that he could be out there with Lily. Ron immediately ordered a plate of fries.

"All you ever do is eat!!" Hermione said exasperated.

"It was just a small plate," he said looking down.

"Yes! But it was still a plate!" she said annoyed.

"Oh bugger off, Hermione," Ron said.

Hermione let out a soft chuckle and watched Ron eat. She found this to be another thing to harp on Ron about.

"Ron, you eat like a pig. Please, shut your mouth. I don't want to see it," she said disgusted.

"Woman!!!! Get off my back!! Bollocks, look at what you made me do," he said. He had flung a fry into the woman in front of Hermione's hair. He reached over and gently took the fry out her hair. The woman felt a tug, turned around, and slapped Ron hard across the face.

"Ow...," Ron whimpered.

"Oh my God, Ron!" Hermione gasped. "Are you okay?" She took Ron's face into her hands and turned it to so the side was facing her. There was a deep red hand print appearing there. Hermione began to blow cool air onto his cheek to stop the sting. After about five minutes she stopped and became involved in a deep conversation with Lily. Ron stared at Hermione, holding his face. He turned to Harry who looked at him and laughed.

Around 20 minutes later, Lily became annoyed with just watching people dance. She grabbed Harry's arm and pulled him out of the booth.

"You, me and the freakin' dance floor. Right now," she said smiling.

She guided Harry down the staircase and onto the dance floor. Once there, he was immediately soaked from head to foot by one of the poles.

"Damn," he said. "My shoes are squishy now," he said laughing. Lily looked up at him and laughed. She wrapped her arms around his neck and began to grind into him as they danced to 'Shake Ya Tail Feather.' Harry stiffened with the touch but then relaxed. He was in heaven. He was dancing with the girl of dreams.

Up on the balcony, in the booth, Ron and Hermione laughed as they watched their friends dance. Hermione looked at Ron.

"Do you wanna dance?" she asked.

Ron looked at her shocked but pleased at the same time. "Yeah, sure."

Hermione led Ron down the stairs and began with him next to Lily and Harry. They were all having a great time. Harry and Ron began to dance together and Lily looked at them strangely.

"Do you boys have something to tell us?" she asked.

Harry and Ron stopped dancing and stared. This was most embarrassing. They sprang apart and looked in other directions.

"No, no," said Ron.

"You know...you just get caught up in the hype?" Harry added.

Hermione looked unconvinced and Lily just stared. Lily then grinned evilly.

"We can play that game too," she said.

Hermione and Lily began grinding and dancing together. They were too close for normal capacity. Ron began to go crazy and Harry.....well, he just didn't know what to do. He was not used to actions of this nature. Harry moved over and pulled Lily off of Hermione. Lily smiled and cooed, "You like that baby? I got more where that came from. Just for you!" she said whispering hot breath into his ear. At this, Harry nearly dropped Lily and shuddered. 'Okay brain. Stay calm. Don't go into over drive. Say something cool back,' he thought.

"Okay." Was all he could manage. 'Stupid, stupid!' he cursed himself.

Apparently Hermione was doing the same to Ron because his eyes had rolled into the back of his head. She was whispering something into his ear.

Suddenly, he pushed her away and said "Tempt me not with your siren song, woman!" Hermione chuckled and pulled away. Ron was then sprayed in the butt by one of the poles. The force of the spray sent him flying into Lily. Lily looked down at him.

"Hey, if you want it, you got it, baby!" she said laughing.

Harry felt his heart drop. She was doing this to everyone. It was nothing special. Harry shook his head and pulled a smile on his face. He was not prepared for what she said next.

"Make it quick though. I need to show Harry here my 'Hokey-Pokey'. You know, what it's all about."

Harry stared at Lily as she twirled around him sexily. He couldn't take this any longer. 'Mind...going...into...overload. Can't...take...it. Must...move...away,' he thought. 'I'm going to pass out and die right here. And that won't be good. I don't want to get in the way of all the normal people dancing. I'm going to move away slowly and go back to the booth. Otherwise....Lord knows what I'll do.'

Harry took Lily's hips and tried to push her away. He snapped. 'Frig this!!! I'm dancing!!!!' he thought losing control.

They danced for about two more hours before they decided to walk back to the hotel. Thankfully, for the girls, it was only a block away. Their feet were sore and blistery. Lily nearly fell over three times walking back and Hermione took off her shoes and walked barefoot the whole way. Ron and Harry's feet were just fine. They had worn sneakers. Ron kept rubbing this fact in to the girls until Lily took one of Hermione's shoes and smacked his arm with the heel. Ron rubbed his arm the rest of the way to the hotel.

* * * * * * Hotel.....2 hours later 3 AM

Harry and Ron were lying in bed unable to fall asleep. Ron drifted off into a light sleep and was snoring like freight train until Harry was unable to take it any longer. He walked over and grabbed one of Ron's pillows and beat him senseless with it until he woke up. Ron woke up and took the pillow. After one very hard smack on Harry's head with it, the two laid in bed sweating bullets.

"You'd think they'd invent some sort of cooling system considering they have everything else," Ron complained.

"They do," Harry said. "It's called Air Conditioning. It's just not on."

They were silent for a moment and heard muffled whispers coming from the other room. The girls were having a late night chat.

"I have an idea!!!" said Ron. "Let's sneak into their room and eves drop! That will at least occupy us for about half an hour."

Harry thought this was a great idea but he felt a little guilty. 'Oh well,' he thought. 'How gross can they be? I mean, they're girls.'

Harry and Ron snuck out of their room and into the living area of the girl's room. Everything went fine until Harry crashed into a light post and knocked it over. He picked it up quickly and tried to fix it so it looked normal. The lamp shade was off to one side so he tried to center it. This was a very bad idea being that it creaked loudly with every push. Harry let go of it instantly sending it to the floor again. Harry picked it up, stood it up, and left it. Ron was glaring at him.

"What?" Harry asked in a loud whisper.

"I don't think you could possibly be any louder," Ron said whispering in an annoyed tone.

"That wasn't very nice," Harry said.

"SHHHHHH!!!!!!" Ron scream whispered.

"You shhhh! Do you know how loud you're being?"

Ron smacked his arm.

"OW! Damn that hurt!" Harry said loudly.

"Shut up!" Ron said through his teeth. Ron walked forward and crashed into the counter.

"HA! Revenge is sweet," Harry whispered.

They finally reached the door to the girl's room. They found it was open a crack.

"Oh damn," Harry said. He realized their presence could have been discovered at any moment. He actually considered that it was discovered the moment he sent the lamp flying to the other side of the room. But no time for pondering now. They were talking...and it sounded good.

* * * * * * Girls room...15 minutes ago

Hermione and Lily laid down in bed. They had had a great night. Each of them seduced their men senseless; which wasn't too hard considering they were senseless to begin with. Lily looked up at the ceiling and found herself very bored.

"Hermie? You awake?" she whispered to the girl in the other bed.

"Yeah. I'm awake," Hermione said. "This was such a cool night!! Do you think Ron liked what I did?"

"Hun. His Eyes were rolled into the back of his head. I think that means you turned on his light switch," Lily reassured her. "I don't know about Harry though. Sometimes he has these walls that are hard to break down. He is so strict sometimes. But I'll make him see."

She turned on her side and looked at Hermione and smiled. "I think this is going to be a great summer."

Hermione nodded her head in agreement. "Thank you for inviting me. I was supposed to be going to Myrtle Beach but this is ten times better. What do you think of the city?"

"Oh I think it's wonderful. I've never been somewhere with this much life."

Suddenly, they heard footsteps in their living area. After a few moments, they heard an extremely loud crash and a lamp post falling over. Fumbling hands could be heard lifting up the lamp and putting it back. Then there was a loud creaking noise and the lamp post fell over again. There was a loud thump and a male voice whispered, "What?" Lily knew this voice to be Harry's. She instantly knew that Ron was with him and they wanted to eavesdrop.

"Hermione. Let's give them something to talk about. Something to scar them for life," Lily said in an evil tone. She listened for more noises coming from the living room and heard loud whispers and a smack. "Okay, now!"

* * * * * * *

Harry and Ron squeezed next to each other by the door. They heard the girl's voices carry through the room to the door.

"Do you remember when we made out with Draco and Viktor? That was a great night. I blushed so bad when he got into my skirt!" Lily said laughing at the memory. Harry's eyes widened with horror at what he just heard. Not Draco. Not Malfoy. That was just a sin. And going up her skirt? It was his worst nightmare.

"Yes! I do!!" came Hermione's voice. "Viktor got my shirt off. His hands were so soft." Ron looked at Harry, his eyes bulging. What was wrong with these girls?

"Hermie?" Lily asked. "How far have you gone? I mean, you know how far I went. But how far and with who?"

Hermione must have been thinking. Ron dreaded this answer and prayed to all the gods he'd heard of that she said no where with no one.

"I got my shirt, bra and pants off with Viktor," she said. Ron made a 'cahhh' noise and bit his fingers. These were nasty conversations. "Refresh my memory. How far and with whom for you?"

"Oh...," Lily made a sigh of pleasure. "All the way with Dean Thomas," Lily said. Harry nearly fell over at these words. Innocent little Lily? Not possible. She was the Virgin Mary last year.

"Oh yes. I remember."

"Have you ever looked at Harry under his Quidditch robes? My, the boy is big," Lily said. Ron made another 'cahhh' noise and fell over with a soft thump.

"No," said Hermione. "I look at Ron. It pleases me that he doesn't wear boxers when he plays." Harry threw Ron a disgusted look and turned around trying not to vomit. This was too much. 'Why, God?' he thought. "Why, why, why?'

Lily ended this conversation and stated a new one. "How old were you when you got your period?" Harry fell over and shook his head. Holy Jesus this was nasty. This was not something every man needed to hear.

"Umm, I think I was 11. How about you?" Hermione asked. Ron was flailing his arms trying to get this image out of his head. Harry just stared blankly at the door. He couldn't move.

"11 for me too," she said. "I remember the first time I got it. It was soo bloody. I mean, it was gushing." Harry smacked his head and let out a disgusted noise. Ron was now whimpering and shaking his head.

"Oh I know," Hermione said. "I had no clue what to do. I shoved toilet paper in my panties. They were see-through too." Harry just sat there thinking of Hermione in see-through underwear. The image plagued his mind. He shook his head and looked at Ron who was silently beating his head steadily on the counter.

"You have see-through too!" said Lily excitedly. "I have the cutest thong I could give you." Harry fell over. 'God...kill me now,' he thought. Ron was rocking back and forth.

Traumatized for the rest of eternity, Harry and Ron left the room not wanting to hear any further. They walked into their bedroom and got into their beds slowly. Harry and Ron turned over to look at each other.

"Never again," said Ron.

At that, Harry drifted off into a deep slumber.

* * * * * * *

The next morning Harry woke up at around 11. If he hurried, he and Ron could make it to the breakfast buffet. He was still scarred by last night's event. He rolled out of bed to find that Ron was already out of bed. He walked into the living area in his boxer shorts. Ron was sitting on a chair just staring when Harry came in. He looked up.

"Nice, Harry. Sexy man boxers," Ron said in a tone that begged him to change.

Harry turned on his heel and walked back into the bedroom to change. He was running over the events of last night in his head. 'I never, ever want to hear something like that again. That was nasty. And, oh, their period talk! How gross can those girls get?'

He washed up and went into the elevator with Ron. They rode all the way down to the lobby in silence. Ron was thinking about all he had heard last night. Images of everything they did began to plague his mind and he smacked his head. To Harry, this looked like some random act violence. He stared at Ron who shrugged and went back to staring at the doors.

When they got to the ground floor, they walked behind the stair case and walked down stairs and bridges that surrounded ponds. On either side of the ponds were the show rooms, the meeting rooms, activity rooms, and two casinos. They finally reached the large dinning hall and found Hermione and Lily sitting at a table engrossed in a conversation. Hermione looked over at them and waved them to come over.

Ron and Harry walked over to the table and sat themselves heavily into the chairs. They stared at the girls.

"Good morning," said Hermione in a cheery tone. "Lovely day isn't it?"

"Yes, did you sleep well?" asked Lily just as cheery.

Ron and Harry continued to stare. Then Ron snapped. He couldn't take it.

"Yes, I slept well; considering I heard the most disgusting conversation of my life last night!!" Ron said angrily.

To Ron and Harry's surprise, the girls stared at each other and laughed. Lily's eyes began to water. And Hermione turned a shade of purple.

"We knew," Lily gasped. "That you....guys....were out there!"

"We were trying to scare you people away," Hermione said trying to breathe.

Ron and Harry sat dumbfounded for a moment. Harry held a blank stare and Ron's head shot up. Harry felt like he was on air. Lily hadn't done any of those things. But he had to check anyway.

"So you didn't do anything with Draco?" he asked nervously.

Lily stopped laughing and looked as though she forgot to breathe. "If you thought for one minute that I would let him at least LOOK at me, you are so high." She said all this in one short breath. When she finished, she took a massive gasp and nearly choked on all the intake of air.

Harry smiled to himself. She did not do anything of that nature with Draco. But there as still the virgin question.

"And yes, Harry, I'm still a virgin," she said as though to read his mind. Harry beamed. He was not going to ask about looking up his robes. A boy could dream, couldn't he?

* * * * * *

After breakfast, the gang walked back up their rooms with two very happy boys and two extremely hyper girls. Harry's attitude soon fell as he realized that controlling these hyper girls was going to take some work. Lily was running in the hallways around the rooms and Hermione was skipping while singing 'You Are My Sunshine' at the top of her lungs. Harry ran to Hermione, who was closest to him, but she squirmed out of his grip and ran the opposite way. Ron came walking over to Harry carrying Lily over his shoulder. Harry laughed as he watched the girl, half of Ron's size, squeal and kick to get down. Ron walked over to the elevator and said he'd be back in a moment. He said he was going to get some cloths and tie her to a chair. Laughing, Harry turned around and found that Hermione was no where to be seen.

Sighing, Harry walked over to where he had last seen Hermione. Seeing nothing, he closed his eyes hoping to here some lines from 'You Are My Sunshine.' 'After today, the chances of me still liking that stupid song will be slim,' he thought. Suddenly, he heard running footsteps. Before he could react he found himself tackled to the ground. He looked up and saw that the culprit was already off him and skipping down the hall. 'I swear this girl is going to be the death of me.' He took off running in the direction Hermione went. All he could see around the corners was her bushy, brown hair bouncing in the air. 'Damn that girl has volume,' he thought. He looked over to his right and found that Ron was running with him on the other side so the could both corner her and catch her.

Harry and Ron rounded a corner and crashed into Hermione. She screamed at the impact and they all went flying to the floor. They sat there laughing for about a minute and then Hermione got up and walked to the elevator. All three walked in beaming.

* * * * * * *

Harry, Ron, and Hermione walked into the girl's room to find Lily tied to a chair.

"Is someone going to please get me out of this torture chamber?" she asked angrily.

Smiling, Hermione walked over to Lily and began to untie the clasps of scarves that Lily had around her wrists, feet, and waist. Suddenly she smiled.

"Ron," she said seductively. "I didn't know you were this kinky!"

Ron stared at her appalled. "I'm not! You were running rampage I had to tie you down somehow!"

"So you're saying I was a bad girl?" she asked in the same seductive tone.

Ron stared again, only this time confused. "Everything I say, you're gonna turn it into something nasty. Am I right?"

"Actually, you are," she said in her normal tone of voice. "I wanted to make you happy for five minutes before I beat the shit out of you for doing this to me."

Ron whimpered and hid behind Harry.

"Oh chill, bunny foo foo," she said. "I wasn't gonna do anything."

Ron came out of his hiding place only to be tackled by Lily a moment later. She got up and sat on the couch. Ron got up and dusted himself off.

"I thought you said you weren't going to do anything!" he said.

"I lied."

An hour later, the four decided that it was too hot to be indoors. Lily said she knew of a water park a few miles away. The other three thought it was a good idea and all went into their respective rooms to change.

* * * * * * * * Girl's room...bikini time

Lily and Hermione stood by their trunks deciding on which bathing suits to wear. Hermione only had one peeve: bathing suits. Lily called that a mortal sin and gave Hermione one of her bikinis. It was a dark blue and had a full bottom to it. Lily then posed Hermione with a question.

"Hermie?" she asked. "Which bikini? My black thong one, my deep red full bottom, or my black and turquoise full bottom with the chain?"

Hermione thought about this for a moment. "I think the black thong. It looks cute."

"Thanks, Herms," Lily said smiling appreciatively.

* * * * * * * * * Boy's room....15 minutes ago.

Ron and Harry stared at their open trunks. Decisions on bathing suits were always hard. Harry didn't know which to choose. 'Blue, or black?' he thought to himself. Choosing black would then lead to another question. 'Drawstring, or no drawstring?' Yet, choosing blue would end the thought process right then and there. After a few moments of debating in his head, Harry decided on the black swim trunks with the drawstring. They made his legs look....hot. But he had one more choice to make. 'Silk, or nylon? Nylon makes my ass itch. I like silk.'

Ron was posed with many different colors to choose from. He had his own personal crayon box of swim trunks. 'Purple, yellow, and orange are so out,' he thought to himself. 'Red would make my hair stick out so no. Lime green deserves to be thrown into a shredder. Oh my God!!! What the bloody hell was my mother doing when she picked pink!?' Ron picked up the trunks and immediately threw them in the garbage. This action was so quick, that it left Harry looking from left to right with nothing to see. 'This green looks nice. That's a possibility. Black is always nice. I like the navy blue. Yes, navy blue all the way,' he decided. But this placed him with more questions. 'Do I want drawstring, velcro, or stretchy? I think drawstring.' Again, this landed him with more questions. 'Silk, or nylon?' he thought. 'Silk gives me wedgies. Nylon all the way, baby.'

Ron picked up his trunks and went into the bathroom to change. Harry stayed outside and put on his shorts. He had been waiting for 5 minutes for Ron to be done and go away or something. 'What the bloody hell took him so long?' he thought. 'I'll ask when he gets out.'

When Ron came out Harry looked at him. "What took you so long on deciding those shorts?"

Ron looked at him annoyed. "Have you seen the crayon box my mother bought me? Does she think I'm going to lose all of these or something? And did you see? She bought me pink! Pink!! It's so unmanly!"

Harry walked over to Ron's trunk and saw all of the different swim shorts. He stood there for a moment mesmerized by the pretty rainbow. Ron waited for Harry to move. He thought he was patient but was so wrong.

"Do you want some of these?? You look like you want to eat them. Now please, move."

Harry and Ron waited in the living area for around 10 minutes before the girls came into their room. They were wearing the same clothes they had on before and were carrying small bags. They looked the same.

"Are you guys gonna wear your real clothes swimming?" asked Ron.

Lily looked at Ron confused, and then realized what he meant. "We have our suits on under these clothes you retard," she said jokingly.

They got into the car and drove for about ten minutes to the water park. It was a big park that had a 10 mile radius. There were slides everywhere to be seen. Large slides towered behind the other small ones. Children's laughter could be heard from every direction.

The girls walked over to the locker rooms to take off their clothes. Harry and Ron waited eagerly for them.

"I bet they're gonna be wearing the hottest things we've ever seen," Ron said.

"You also said that the Fat Lady was having an affair with the knight of the North Tower in sixth year. I don't trust you any more."

Ron's trust was deserved because...well...he was right. Harry nearly fell off the railing he was leaning on when he saw what Lily had on. She walked out calmly in her black flip flops. But it wasn't how she was walking that killed him (because she did sway the hips a bit), it was what she had on. The black bikini hugged the curves to her chest so nicely, and the bottom looked perfect for her legs. When she turned around to call Hermione out of the locker room, Harry got a full booty shot. 'Thong....she's in....a thong,' he thought. He stared transfixed at her perfect buns. His tongue then rolled out of his mouth and he slowly began reaching out as if to grab it. Suddenly, there was a man's chest in front of his wonderful view. Harry shouted, pulled his hands away and cowered against the railing. Ron shook his head.

"The dark side, man!! Stay away!!"

Harry threw Ron the most disgusted look he'd ever see in his life. Then Hermione walked out of the locker room. It was Ron's turn to stare. Hermione's blue bikini looked amazing on her. Her bushy brown hair fell lightly on her back as she sauntered out of the changing room. Ron's eyes glazed over at the sight of her. She turned slightly to look at Lily. Suddenly, Ron's vision was blurred by the sight of Harry's bare ass. Ron screamed and turned around with his eyes closed.

"Harry! You dirty man!!!" Ron screamed. "Oh...I've been scandalized."

"The dark side man," Harry said simply. He pulled up his pants. "Don't let it get you."

"Man!! Your ass is hairy!!"

At this, Lily and Hermione stopped talking abruptly. Hermione stared at Ron confused and Lily glared at Harry with one eyebrow raised. Harry blushed and turned away.

They spent the rest of the afternoon going down the slides and swimming with each other. Ron and Hermione didn't argue at all and she even laughed when Ron said that they were wearing the same color. Harry and Lily enjoyed playing several different games. Harry won her a big panda stuffed animal. She blushed and thanked him by kissing him on the cheek. Harry spent the rest of the day with a smile on his face.

Once they were all dried, they decided to go out for a nice dinner. They drove back to the hotel to change for their night on the town.