Two to Obey

Sequel to Two to Lead. The Head Girl and Boy hate each other; The Guardians are flip-flopping; The International Association of Death Eaters is up to no good; Harry becomes a teen idol; Draco becomes well-rounded; Ginny acquires a new personality; Thera learns that working both sides is a lot harder than it looks; Vivian and Remus are on the hunt; Fox discovers that diplomacy can't always be conducted with a sword; and all the while Harry and Voldemort are preparing for a showdown to decide not only the fate of the wizarding world, but the future of the entire human race...Featuring Sexcapades! Betrayal! The Guardians Explained (sort of)! and -- as always -- Long Odes to Lucius Malfoy's Hair!

Sequel to Two to Lead. The Head Girl and Boy hate each other; The Guardians are flip-flopping; The International Association of Death Eaters is up to no good; Harry becomes a teen idol; Draco becomes well-rounded; Ginny acquires a new personality; Thera learns that working both sides is a lot harder than it looks; Vivian and Remus are on the hunt; Fox discovers that diplomacy can't always be conducted with a sword; and all the while Harry and Voldemort are preparing for a showdown to decide not only the fate of the wizarding world, but the future of the entire human race...Featuring Sexcapades! Betrayal! The Guardians Explained (sort of)! and -- as always -- Long Odes to Lucius Malfoy's Hair!

Sequel to Two to Lead. The Head Girl and Boy hate each other; The Guardians are flip-flopping; The International Association of Death Eaters is up to no good; Harry becomes a teen idol; Draco becomes well-rounded; Ginny acquires a new personality; Thera learns that working both sides is a lot harder than it looks; Vivian and Remus are on the hunt; Fox discovers that diplomacy can't always be conducted with a sword; and all the while Harry and Voldemort are preparing for a showdown to decide not only the fate of the wizarding world, but the future of the entire human race...Featuring Sexcapades! Betrayal! The Guardians Explained (sort of)! and -- as always -- Long Odes to Lucius Malfoy's Hair!

THIS CHAPTER: The rest of the book is basically set up in this chapter. What is Voldemort REALLY up to? Why on earth was a moron like Cornelius Fudge ever elected Minister? Is there really a way to stop the spell? Each character gets a glimpse of what he or she is in for...

THIS CHAPTER: Harry and Thera have a pleasant conversation re: the apocalypse, Charlie is remembered, the kids are exposed to dangerous amount of conspiracy theory, Cornelius Fudge makes a very unfortunate mistake, Draco is unforgivably overcharged for Extendable Ears, we learn how Dumbledore REALLY managed to do away with Grindelwald all those years ago and Harry learns that his seventeenth birthday will bring far more changes than he realized.

THIS CHAPTER: Thera and Draco compare notes, the Ferrari is placed in grave danger, and our unenthusiastic servants of evil begin to wonder how much they can trust the Good Side. Harry's overwhelmed, and while Mrs. Polkiss gives him food for thought, he's already a bit stuffed right now, thanks. Ginny is made an offer she can't refuse. Severus accepts an offer he has every reason to refuse. And Remus suddenly gets presented a rare opportunity to have everything he ever wanted...provided Vivian can overcome her traumatic history with Muggle hand-dryers.

THIS CHAPTER: Vivian and Remus discover that very few pre-wedding tasks are particularly enjoyable, Draco gets an unexpected surprise at Gringotts, Balder finds out his lunch companion is not who she appears to be, Severus meets The Cardinal and finds him rather familiar, Harry meets Yolanda Kurtz and finds her rather frightening, Hermione is given an interesting proposition, and Ginny is in danger of becoming the first person in history to literally expire from sexual frustration.

THIS CHAPTER: Wedding, wedding wedding. No, there's not much fluff. Keep in mind who you're reading here. Arthur Weasley's good news is not received as well as he imagined it would be. Harry has some strange conversations (human and otherwise). Ginny discovers that there's no such thing as a normal birthday in the Weasley household. Draco discovers that there's no such thing as a simple backstabbing in the Malfoy household. Hermione contemplates the tangled and confusing realm of sex while Ginny contemplates the tangled and confusing realm of solitary sex while Severus broods and Thera gets a rather interesting surprise.

THIS CHAPTER: Draco learns why one should never eat the liverwurst at Shirag Castle and waffles about his father, Harry says goodbye to Mrs. Polkiss and leaves his mark on Number Four, the Weasley Men show Harry what a seventeenth birthday is all about, and as the soon-to-be seventh years gather together to celebrate, the Order lies in wait to spring a trap, and the Death Eaters have plans of their own...

THIS CHAPTER: A Death Eater Attack brings about some BIG revelations. Some surprising actions and some surprising deaths...

THIS CHAPTER: Draco learns about the consequences of inheriting under unfortunate circumstances; Thera learns about the consequences of killing Bellatrix; Harry wishes he liked fangirls a bit more so he could enjoy his current situation a bit more; Ron and Hermione kind of sort of think about taking the next step in their relationship, maybe; and Fox realizes that she missed screwing with Snape's head.

THIS CHAPTER: Thera finds that it's a lot easier to use sex as a weapon; Draco and Ginny reunite in the way most fitting to them; Hermione and Ron do...well, it depends upon what you make of it; as Head Girl and Head Boy, she and Draco make a bit of a deal; Remus falls mysteriously ill, and his illness may not be as straightforward as it seems...

THIS CHAPTER: Who's really trying to immanentize the eschaton? Who's going to end up with the entailment? What do you get when you mix up Fred, George, Ron and a Knockturn Alley prostitute? How did all of the dark creatures manage to escape from Azkaban? Does Thera ever drive sober? Will Harry ever get laid again? And how does one conduct a teleconference via magical mirror?

THIS CHAPTER: Dumbledore finally begins to figure out that The Guardians are conspiring behind his back; Vivian finds the Malaclyptic Nexus not quite as exciting as she'd hoped -- or possibly more so; Fox kills things; Harry gets decidedly angry with Thera; Ginny finally takes the Instant Recall potion to figure out what happened in Little Hangleton and the Chamber of Secrets; and once more, it's left up to the uneasy team of Draco and Hermione to figure out what the bloody hell is going on...

THIS CHAPTER: The Gryffindor/Slytherin Quidditch match; Harry figures out the line between childhood and adulthood with the help of Fox, Remus and a topless Hermione; Ginny and Ron come to a bit of an understanding; and meet Cracker Bob...

THIS CHAPTER: Harry and Thera fight a lot, have sex a little, then fight a lot more (in true Harry-Thera fashion); Draco takes some rather specific advice from Cheap Trick; Hermione is a bit taken aback at the new Ron; and Vivian and Remus have a surprising belly-rubbing session.

In which the Guardians start choosing sides, Harry admits that he's not much of a Quidditch coach, Remus gets a new assignment, Draco plays with Fox's swords, Thera and Draco's decidedly unwanted marriage hits a rather large snag, Harry and Remus have a moment or two, Ginny finds herself in an unlikely alliance, Hermione finally gets her long overdue and cliched makeover, Snape and Harry have a little chat, and Fox has a decidedly disconcerting meeting with The Cardinal.

THIS CHAPTER: Vivian learns something nasty about the spell; Thera learns something nasty about her mother; Harry prepares for his Christmas visitors (and gets an extra one he wasn't counting on); Remus becomes a lycanthropologist; Ginny is reminded why you should never underestimate Luna Lovegood and Hermione gets some post-Hogwarts employment.

In this installment of the Smutfic With (Occasionally Too Much of) a Plot: Thera Meets The Parents; Draco's entrepreneurial spirit is dimmed by indications of Slytherin mutiny but buoyed by a brilliant idea that may give the Hogwarts populace the bread and circuses they've been craving; Harry is more than a little annoyed at some pornographic Weasley twin recordings of his girlfriend; Narcissa flexes her muscles (so to speak) with Balder; Ron experiences possibly mortal Quidditch-fan cognitive dissonance; Vivian is yet again forced to solve a complex problem with limited information; Remus tries to organize the werewolf resistance; and Ginny finds out that she has a lot to learn about memory charms.

In which complacency gets punished, Fox and Severus wonder why they always seem to end up in bed together, Draco learns that leaving Slytherins to their own devices leads to a world of trouble, and Harry gets very, very angry indeed.