Platinum Blond and the Seven House Elves

After Lucius Malfoy’s plans for murder are foiled, Draco has to hide out in a cottage with creatures who force him into slavery. But more designs for his demise are being put into motion. Can Harry save the day again? Will anyone live happily ever after? This story is AU. Includes creepy house elves, an evil witch, a poisoned apple, a rhyme-off and a clueless hero to save the day. Harry/Draco. Lucius/his hair.

The second part of the Platinum Blond trilogy. Find out how Draco is dealing with serving the House Elves. Features a rhyme-off.

At last the story is at the end, And I'm sorry to say it's crack, my friend. Includes a death eater catfight, And ugly house elves to keep you up all night. Lucius's still too into his hair. Harry and Draco make a lovely pair.